Initial Thoughts I was not familiar with the strain Cap Junky until receiving this outstanding specimen from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, Mr Nice Guys DC, but I'm glad I am now. Would you look at all of this trichome coverage - these buds are mega frosty! Appearance Fluffy buds that are bright green with flecks of purple and a HUGE amount of frosty white trichomes. Status Beginning to cure. Aroma Fruity and creamy with hints of pine and fuel. Flavor An awesome fruity, gassy, piney amalgamation with hints of cream. Lineage The Cap Junky strain is a cross of Kush Mintz and Alien Cookies that runs balanced at 50/50. Effects What more could you ask for from such a well-balanced hybrid that exhibits both indica and sativa traits in parallel? There's a glorious head rush at onset, delightful euphoria that expands to the extremities, and the potency will leave you uplifted and floating for hours. Not for the newbs! Conclusion From its delicious flavor to its potent, yet balanced, effects this batch of Cap Junky is immensely enjoyable. Everytime I roll it up I remark to myself about how good it is and how I should get more ASAP. It's the perfect cookout, pool-side, hangout weed for the summertime and you can pick some up today at Mr Nice Guys DC. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts I’m mesmerized by this Black Cookies from DC i-71 storefront, Flight Pass. There’s some strains that I get more excited to try based on genetics or specific services but the straight up sexy bag appeal is what drew me in at first to these Black Cookies buds. Especially after further examination of the fresh aroma, I knew I couldn’t wait to crack into it. Appearance These Black Cookies buds boast a dark and deep green base that is smothered in orange hairs. The trichomes are a frosty white and can be seen hiding in every crevice. Status Beginning to cure. Aroma Black Cookies greeted me with a sweet and earthy aroma. Notes of sweet berries entwined with subtle hints of fresh citrus undertones. Flavor Black Cookies delights the palate with its sweet and fruity taste. Lineage The Black Cookies strain is a cross between Black Domina and Girl Scout Cookies that runs 90/10 indica dominant. Effects Black Cookies offers a pleasant, relaxing, and unwinding high as expected from its heavy indica lineage. The strain's spacey and stoney effects create a shift in awareness, providing a unique and slightly psychedelic experience that changes the perception of time. My mind embraced the racing thoughts that seamlessly entered my head but seemed to vanish just as fast, that was until I was gently lulled off to sleep. Conclusion With its visually appealing buds, enticing aroma, and delectable flavor profile, Black Cookies is one that’s sure to please. I highly recommend everyone has at least one indica-heavy strain in their rotation at all times. It proves to be a nice sleep aid and is the perfect way to wind down your night. To make sure you don’t miss out on these awesome buds head on down to Flight Pass today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Take a look at this Italian Ice from DC Art Gallery and i-71 storefront dispensary, MASC. I remember being a kid and getting so excited when the Ice Cream Truck came down the street because it meant we could get some Italian Ice from them. It was a summertime classic with seemingly endless flavors. Now, as an adult during the summer, i'm stoked that I can enjoy a similarly flavorful experience in the designer cannabis flower form of Italian Ice, and still feel the same nostalgia. Appearance These vibrant green Italian Ice buds feature a frosty coating of trichomes that glisten under the light. Status Beginning to cure. Aroma Slightly Gassy. Slightly Citrusy. It’s inviting and tempting. Flavor The first inhale reveals a smooth and creamy taste with notes of vanilla and sugary sweetness. This initial wave of flavor is followed by a subtle citrus zest that completely coats your mouth. Lineage The Italian Ice strain is a cross of Gelato 45 and Forbidden Fruit that runs 60/40 indica dominant. Effects Italian Ice offers a well-balanced and slow releasing high. Its hybrid nature provided a combination of uplifting cerebral effects and soothing body relaxation, making it extremely versatile. The initial onset is characterized by an energizing buzz that uplifted my mood and enhanced sociability. As the long lasting high progressed, a soothing wave of relaxation further elevated my happy mood. Conclusion I’ve been spoiled recently by sweet and savory summertime strains, and this Italian Ice is no exception. Just like its dessert counterpart, Italian Ice is a versatile choice that satisfies your senses and leaves you craving more. To get some for yourself be sure to stop into MASC and when you do don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts I'm genuinely excited to dive into this Gelonade from DC cannabis delivery service, Cannabear. I’m familiar with the effects having enjoyed it as a concentrate a few years back and, most notably, I remembered the flavor being full of citrusy awesomeness. At first whiff, the aroma immediately brought the delight of that past experience to the front of my mind. Isn't amazing how olfactory memories of certain cannabis strains can spawn such excitement? 🤔🤗 Appearance It takes your eyes a second to capture the complexity of these buds - there are blues, purples, a few shades of green, and a good covering of fiery orange pistils. All the while the trichomes give it a golden hued reflective look. Status Nicely cured, fresh smelling buds. Aroma Gelonade’s seamless blend of sour lemons and sweet citrus fruits are the first scents I honed in on. It’s accompanied by a slightly sweet and savory vanilla. Flavor The tangy and bright notes of lemons were complemented by undertones of tropical fruits. It’s a sour then sweet treat that’s perfect to wake and bake or compliment your breakfast. Lineage Gelonade is the result of crossing Lemon Tree X Gelato 41. This produces a 70/30 sativa dominant leaning strain. Effects I experienced an uplifting and energizing surge of euphoria. It engaged my mind and boosted my focus. The sativa dominance shined through as I felt more motivated and productive - it allowed me to tackle tasks with a sense of enthusiasm. Offering both mental stimulation and physical euphoria this batch was highly enjoyable and a great reminder of why I should seek out this strain more often. Conclusion From my first toke, I knew I would be coming back for more Gelonade. Now that it's summertime and I spend most of my free time outside maintaining the yard and garden, this will make the perfect companion helping to keep my ADHD in check and stay focused on the task at hand. If you want to grab a great batch of Gelonade right now look no further than Cannabear for your next delivery. Don’t forget to mention you saw it on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts Heavily floral with subtle berry notes, this Fog Jam from DC's craft cannabis cultivation aficionados, Alt Sol, is fast becoming legendary. Of all the fantastic options available over at Takoma Wellness Center, this was obviously the best one on the shelf. With its beautiful balanced hybrid effects I would even have to currently call it...my jam. Appearance Fluffy and elongated buds replete with large starry trichomes, these buds are f'ing gorgeous. Status Fresh. Aroma Subtle berry accents accompany floral notes. Flavor The flavor is quite similar to the aroma accept for the addition of a creamy and earthy aftertaste. Lineage Fog Jam is a 50/50 Hybrid resulting from a cross of Blackwater OG and Mai Tai Jelly. Effects This is quite possibly the perfect balanced hybrid with versatility created by the user's ability to steer the effects as needed given the circumstance or ailment. If it's daytime, collect on it's energizing and mentally stimulating stance. If it's night, bask in it's glowing body buzz and feel the warmth flow outward to your extremities. This one has all around feel good vibes. Conclusion If you haven't had the chance to check out the "fire" that Alt Sol continuously brings to market then now would be a great time. This is the finest batch of Fog Jam that I've seen yet and it's verging on breaking my top ten for the year already. Just head to Takoma Wellness Center to grab some of this phenomenal batch for youself and don't forget to tell them that you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts Well, would you have a look at this exquisite batch that just came across my desk from DC i-71 cannabis delivery service Exotic Organics. It's spectacular in myriad ways and the trichome coverage is supremely heavy and hyper-white. The most notable aspect, however, is the aroma/flavor which actually smells a lot like a fresh cut white peach. Delicious! Appearance Dense, but soft and supple buds that have been carefully manicured and hold a staggering amount of hyper-white trichomes across purple and bright green buds. Status Curing, but the aroma and flavor are still fresh. Aroma Like a sugary piece of white peach candy with hints of lemon. I could walk around with my nose in the bag for hours. Flavor Very similar to the aroma with candy-like peachy notes and hints of cream, fuel, and pine. Lineage The White Peachez strain has genetics that are a closely guarded secret, but it's rumored to be a White Runtz pheno crossed with Lemon Cherry Gelato. It's a slightly sativa dominant hybrid. Effects With an astounding head rush at onset, this one can give you a burst of mental energy for the first portion of the high. However, the magnificent body buzz soon takes over and leaves you in an uplifted stoney bliss that is quite intoxicating and psychedelic in nature. Great for any time of day or early evening, users may have trouble getting to sleep quickly if partaking in it too late at night. It must also be said that the buzz is long lasting in duration and intensity. Conclusion Calling all connoisseurs! This is one you won't want to miss and it's still available at Exotic Organics. Hit them up ASAP and get ready to put this one at the front of your stash box. Don't forget to tell them you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts When picking your strain for the week, look no further than this rare strain of Green Punch! Cultivated by Seed and Strain, Green Punch is a part of their Classix line and is available right in the heart of Virginia Beach at VA Medical dispensary, Cannabist. Appearance Green Punch buds are extremely dense and sticky to the touch with tons of trichomes. These light green nugs are graced with the presence of light amber pistils that are absolutely mouthwatering to look at. Status Beginning to cure. Aroma Green Punch has a citrusy tart and spicy punch to its aroma, with piney undertones that just scream “SUMMER!” Flavor Much like its aroma, Green Punch has a zesty citrus, candy-like flavor that is accented with its lovely spicy, woodsy undertones to give this batch a very well-balanced palette. Lineage Green Punch is a cross between Green Crack and Purple Punch. Effects Immerse your mind and soul into a state of ecstasy and euphoria as you enjoy each puff of Green Punch. Feel the rejuvenation in your body as you slip higher and higher into a supercharged state of mindfulness, boosting your energy levels and increasing awareness! This carefully cultivated sativa dominant hybrid is the perfect strain to enjoy if you’re trying to get your chores out of the way, having a get together with your friends, or just simply trying to elevate your own personal frequency. Conclusion If you’re in the market for a beautifully cultivated, rare batch, this strain of Green Punch hits it out of the park! Elevate your week by picking yourself up a slice at Cannabist, Virginia Beach. Don’t forget to mention Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts With one of the most unique flavors I've encountered recently, this Zoap Cream Pie from DC cannabis dispensary, Peace In The Air, is one to let your tastebuds experience this weekend. It's also somewhat like getting a cream pie in the face when you take your first hit of it. This is because of the dumb-founding, potent effects, of course. 🤤 Appearance Bright green and fluffy buds with orange hairs and white trichomes throughout. Status Curing, but the aroma is still very fresh. Note that it was quite brittle and delicate, but this might just be characteristic of a new crossbreed not yet selected for robustness. Aroma Like cream and lavender soap mixed together. Flavor Creamy and tart with hints of pine and earth. Very unique and striking in the joint. Also has sort of a spicy aftertaste. Lineage This is Zoap crossed with Cream Pie and it runs slightly indica dominant. Effects A cerebral rush occurs upon first exhale and the astounding scent will seem to permeate every bodily orifice. Next a mighty body buzz will rush up from the floor, through your legs, and somehow expand to all your appendages. Eventually, you'll achieve a light, limber, and mellow place of tranquil bliss. Quite spacey and certainly not good for productivity, this is one to chillax with during the evenings. Conclusion If you're looking for something new and from the other side of your taste rainbow, along with a spacey indica high, this is a great choice. Just don't expect to accomplish anything of high complexity with the intoxicating and psychedelic effects it can bring. To experience it for yourself just head to Peace In The Air today and don't forget to tell them you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts Iron Lungs, an exclusive cut from High Tech Farms, remains a mystery due to the limited information available about this strain. However, thanks to The Gift Givers, a DC cannabis delivery service, I had the opportunity to experience this hidden gem firsthand. And let me tell you, I'm absolutely thrilled that they decided to share this with us. 🙌 Appearance These buds light green with purple flecks and a blanket of white trichome coverage. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The strain's unique blend of diesel and skunky notes dominated my nostrils. Flavor With each inhale, my taste buds are greeted with a strong and robust combination of diesel and skunk, creating an intense flavor experience. Lineage It's unclear what the precise lineage of the Iron Lungs strain, but it's rumored to be a cross of Sour Apple Haze and OG Kush that runs slightly indica dominant. Effects From the very first toke of Iron Lungs I felt its extraordinary effects instantly rush to my head. Some elements awakened my mind and I caught myself deep in thought analyzing the details of the world around me. As the effects intensified, a deep sense of relaxation took over, spreading throughout my body. It's a full-bodied experience that can leave you sedated and stuck in one spot. Conclusion Iron Lungs is a true masterpiece flaunting exceptional potency, captivating aroma, and remarkable effects. If you're seeking an experience that combines deep relaxation and creative inspiration look no further than Iron Lungs from The Gift Givers. Be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you when you place your order!

Initial Thoughts With beefy, robust buds and still starry trichomes, this batch of Emerald from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, The Treehouse DC, is ready to impart its indica bliss on all who partake in it. To borrow a term from the world of geology, this Emerald is a real gem. 💎 Appearance Big, hand-trimmed buds that are kind of fluffy, forrest green, deep purple, and with good starry trichome coverage. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The aroma is one of earthy, savory, bready, goodness at first, but when you break it up a sour, fruity, and gassy profile takes over. Flavor Sour, bready, and gassy with ints of lemon and earth. Very delicious when rolled up in a joint and the exhale is smooth. Lineage The Emerald OG strain is a cross of Fire OG and Emerald Diesel that runs indica dominant at 70/30. Effects This high comes on much like you just hit something highly cerebral, but this is only the initial rush and comes before the kushy, indica vibes take over thrusting you into a state of full body euphoria. You may feel like sitting down just to take it all in and the buzz that reverberates around your body when you do may keep you seated for a while. Great for easing pain and stimulating appetite just as most OG's are. Conclusion If you're looking to catch a heavy old school Kush-like high this Emerald is the batch for you. Great for evenings or afternoons when all you want to do is lounge, these indica effects are potent and typical of fine OG varietals. To grab some for your stash today just head to The Treehouse DC and don't forget to tell them you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Initial Thoughts Good Morning tokers! Here's a new breakfast option worthy of any smorgasbord and currently available from DC cannabis storefront dispensary HotBox Uptown. It's highly exotic and its genetics are a closely guarded secret, but its potency and deliciousness are as clear as pancake syrup is sticky. 🥞 Appearance Mostly purple, hand-trimmed, buds stacked with heavy white trichomes. Status Curing. Aroma Super sweet with notes of complex fruit like a high-end Runtz varietal, but also a gassy, earthiness that makes it seem even more exotic. Flavor Smooth, yet completely loaded with terpiness that's ready to make your mouth water on every hit. Notes of fruit candy combine with hints of fuel and earth. Lineage The lineage for All American Brkfast is unknown, but it was created by a collaboration between Jokes Up! and Burna Boy. The rumor is that this is a Runtz pheno crossed with Pancakes. Seems to run balanced and roughly 50/50. Effects A cerebral rush at first exhale is accompanied by a trickledown of euphoric tingles throughout the body. There's some energy, but the disorienting aspects are so intense that it's hard to get your bearings to use said energy at first. Consider taking a load off and playing video games or streaming a show. You'll be stone to the core, but wondering how you're still able to move around with some semblance of coordination. Make sure you have nothing important to do! Conclusion This is a powerful hybrid that's perfect for weekend mornings when all you want to do is be toasty, but still awake. Of course, it will still work for the rest of your day too as long as you forgo your list of chores, but hey, I love it when breakfast is served all day. To claim your seat at the All American Brkfst table just head to HotBox Uptown today and don’t forget to mention that you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts Trust me when I tell you not to let this Golden GMO from DC cannabis dispensary, Elevated Lounge, pass you by. It's got bag appeal for days and, given the name, the first thought I had was that this GMO must have been touched by King Midas himself. 👑 Appearance The buds are a nice lime green and abundantly packed with orange pistils. The immense and still mostly starry trichome coverage gives it a golden hue, resembling a beautiful nugget of gold. Status Fresh. Aroma When breaking it up a tremendously funky garlic scent was released, seemingly as high as the outer atmosphere. It's garlicky, bready, and slightly skunky. Flavor Each toke revealed a robust blend of garlic, earthy undertones, and a hint of muskiness. Its uniqueness was delightful. Lineage We're not too sure about the "Golden" part, but GMO is a cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdawg that runs indica dominant at 90/10. Effects Instantly after consuming some Golden GMO I noticed a slight haziness in my thoughts and a mild forgetfulness, sort of like a mind-eraser. These effects, combined with the strain's potent Indica qualities like laziness and sleepiness, contributed to a sense of relaxation and mental escape. It was the stereotypical deep indica, stoner high and I couldn’t be more impressed, nor stoned, right now. Conclusion This Golden GMO modified my day into a brighter, shall I say, golden experience full of peaceful vibes and euphoric highs. It’s an excellent choice for those seeking deep relaxation and restful sleep. To catch the gold rush that is this batch of Golden GMO just head to Elevated Lounge ASAP and don’t forget to mention you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!