top of page
tokers-guide-find-the-best-weed-in-dc-lo
NEW 1 to 1 photo editing 122024 (17).png

Search

Search this site

1550 results found with an empty search

  • Lemon Gelato Pop - Lucky Chuckie

    Initial Thoughts Take a look at this Lemon Gelato Pop from DC i-71 delivery service, Lucky Chuckie. Its alluring aroma prepares you for what's to come in the flavor department, which is truly where this strain excels. I don’t consider myself someone who searches for the absolute best flavor, because I mainly focus on effects. However, this Lemon Gelato Pop is one I would go back to for the flavor alone. Appearance The first thing I noticed was the thick layer of trichomes that give this Lemon Gelato Pop a frosty appearance. The colors range from lime green to hues of deep purple. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A burst of zesty lemon and sweet citrus notes. The aroma is complemented by hints of creamy vanilla. Flavor Each inhalation revealed a sweet, citrus, candy-like flavor. As I exhaled, the lingering sprite soda pop aftertaste added an unexpected twist. Lineage The Lemon Gelato strain is a cross of Lemon Haze and This Mint GSC with a slightly indica dominant lean. While Lemon Gelato Pop's lineage is unknown specifically, the "Pop" is said to be from a Runtz pheno. Overall, the Toker team feels this one is more balanced than indica leaning in effects. Effects From the first puff of Lemon Gelato Pop its potency was undeniable. A refreshing wave of cerebral stimulation washed over me, lifting my mood and invigorating my mind. The balanced combination of mental alertness and physical ease led me to a relaxed and calm state. Conclusion From its eye-catching appearance to its invigorating aroma and delectable flavor, this strain excelled in every aspect - although the flavor had to be my favorite part. Lemon Gelato Pop produces creative inspiration, a mood boost, and comfy relaxation that's non-drowsy. Give Lemon Gelato Pop a try today by hitting up Lucky Chuckie and placing your order. When you do don’t forget to mention that you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!

  • Blue Gushers - MASC

    Initial Thoughts If you haven't checked out DC i-71 cannabis dispensary, MASC, now is a great time to stop on by. There've got this delectable batch of exotic Blue Gushers that, despite the name, is ready to wash all your rainy day blues away. ☔ Appearance Light forest green, soft, and supple buds are covered in layers of white trichomes. Status Curing, but the aroma and flavor are still on point. Aroma These buds are creamy and slightly fruity when first opening the bag, but they "gush" with heightened skunky and earthy notes upon breaking them up. Flavor Sour, piney, skunky and creamy, this flavor is best enjoyed when rolled up in a joint. Lineage The Blue Gushers (aka Blueberry Gushers) strain is a cross of Gelato 41 and Triangle Kush that runs indica dominant. Effects This is a very comfortable strain with a great indica body buzz. It's not so potent that it whallups you making you seek more horizontal positions, instead it brings an overt sense of calm. The relaxation levels I was able to achieve with this batch were really helpful for quelling my cabin fever and soothing my stiff muscles from the weekend activities, all while still being cognizant enough to do things like write this review. Conclusion Overall, this is a peaceful and euphoric indica that won't render you too sleepy while still getting the job done. I'm also thoroughly enjoying the exotic flavor and look forward to burning it down poolside when the weather clears up. To help keep you mellow and cheery during this June gloom head down to MASC and grab some Blue Gushers for your own stash. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

  • Lemon Poppers - The Basement

    Initial Thoughts There's a fire batch of Lemon Poppers available over at DC i-71 cannabis dispensary The Basement right now and I think you'll appreciate the immense amount of trichome coverage on these buds. Roll them up and the true aroma is released - a sour, citrusy, and gassy treat that's more like a stiff cocktail than a piece of candy. Appearance Purple and green buds that are compact and completely covered in large white trichomes. Status Curing, but still has some starry trichomes. Aroma The aroma is, again, more suitable for happy hour than the candy shop, but it's still delicious regardless. Sour, citrus, gassy, and earthy. Flavor The gassiness hits the palate first and the aftertaste is where the sour, tart, and earthy lemon notes come into play. There are also hints of exotic spices if you search your senses long enough. Lineage The Lemon Poppers strain is a cross of Lemon Tree and Gelato 41 that runs evenly balanced at 50/50. Effects A quick and vivacious onset is immediately cerebral and can cause some disorientation amidst laughter. Soon, however, the euphoria turns calm and the body buzz that sets in is somewhat restful. Swimming in your sheets might become a favorite activity, but only for as long as you can stand not eating snack foods. Conclusion Overall, this was a relaxing and versatile batch of Lemon Poppers that I found great for indulging in during late afternoon or early evening. It hits smooth and has a delectable flavor similar to a gassier Gelato, but with sour lemon notes. To pop open a pack for yourself just head to The Basement and don't forget to mention that Toker's Guide sent you for $10 OFF at Checkout!

  • Operation Z - Flower Ave

    Initial Thoughts You won't want to miss this Operation Z from DC i-71 delivery service, Flower Ave. Its exotic appeal is enough to make any connoisseur attracted to it, even though it's shrouded in mystery. It gave me a sense of excitement and adventure, like embarking on a secret mission. Embrace the enigma, embark on the operation, and let Operation Z deploy you into a new (peaceful) experience. Appearance Operation Z showcases a medley of deep green hues with spots of purple throughout. The buds are intertwined with vibrant orange pistils and the trichomes blanket the surface, glistening like a blanket of frost. Status Freshly cured. Aroma These Operation Z buds emit a compelling blend of earthy and floral notes, with hints of citrus and spice. Flavor Operation Z delivers a fabulous fusion of sweet and savory flavors, with distinct but subtle herbal undertones. Lineage The unknown lineage spikes your curiosity but after smoking it and using deductive reasoning there has to be some Zkittlez in the family tree somewhere. This bud leans 60/40 indica dominant in our opinion. Effects Operation Z took me on a captivating mental voyage. Its effects were characterized by a stimulating clear-headed high, allowing my mind to soar freely. It provided a sense of mental clarity and focus that almost empowered me to explore new ideas with a heightened sense of creativity. This paired well with the moderately heavy body buzz that didn’t seem to hold me down. Conclusion Operation Z allowed me to embark on a mental adventure, expanding my thoughts and creativity. If you're looking for a strain that pushes the boundaries of classic indica effects, this is the perfect choice given the mental stimulation in the absence of any angsty feelings. Another job well done from our friends over at Flower Ave, hit them up today and you can "join the mission." Be sure to mention you heard about them on Toker’s Guide!

  • Krazy Runtz - Top Level DC

    Initial Thoughts Consistently cranking out some splendidly potent flower, DC cannabis dispensary Top Level has tantalized my taste buds today with this Krazy Runtz specimen. As a big Runtz fan to begin with, I typically select its crossbreeds when available. All I can say about this one is, it's "Krazy" good. Appearance Each nug showcased a vibrant display of colors, ranging from deep purples to bright greens, all coated in a thick layer of sparkling trichomes. The pistils also ranged from fiery red to light orange. Status Fresh, but beginning to cure. Aroma Krazy Runtz exuded a delightful combination of fruity and candy-like aromas. The burst of sweetness was reminiscent of a bag full of mixed fruit candies, tempting me to indulge. Flavor Each inhale revealed a burst of juicy berries. The sweetness was accompanied by subtle citrus undertones that paired to create one of the smoothest and most enjoyable cannabis flavors. Lineage The Krazy Runtz strain is a cross of Bonkers and Runtz that results in a 60/40 indica dominant hybrid. Effects The effects of Krazy Runtz allowed me to unwind without feeling overwhelmed or overly sedated, making it suitable for both relaxation and productivity. I found myself immersed in a state of contentment, free from worries or any anxieties. A gentle uplifting of the mind rounded out the effects, creating a sense of happiness and enthusiasm. Conclusion Whether you want to unwind after a long day or engage in mindless tasks, Krazy Runtz proved to be versatile and accommodating. The combination of Runtz and Bonkers genetics resulted in a heavier hitting and more enjoyable expansion to the popular Runtz strain alone. Whether you're a fan of Runtz strains or simply looking for a nice indica-dominant option that doesn’t hold you down, this Krazy Runtz is sure to impress. To grab some for your own stash just head to Top Level today and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Rose Gold - The Garden

    Initial Thoughts Check out the nose and heavy amount of trichomes on this batch of Rose Gold from DC i-71 cannabis dispensary, The Garden. It's got a super sweet, tart, candy-like aroma for days and a mega gassy aftertaste that's worthy of any connoisseur's palate. Appearance Rose Gold buds are dense and heavy, displaying hues of lime green and purple. Sparse amber pistils peak out, giving the crystalline trichomes a golden glow. The average THC level of Rose Gold is 19.09%, with a .77% terpene content. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Rose Gold has a candy sweet and dankly tart aroma, emitting fruity and floral notes laced with fuel. Flavor It has a sweet, fruity flavor with hints of peach, grape, pineapple, and fuel. When combusted, its flavor incorporates notes of kush and spice. Lineage The Rose Gold strain is a cross between Pineapple Express and MoonBow #75 that runs Indica-dominant. Effects Typically found to have high levels of Beta Caryophyllene and Limonene, Rose Gold is mood-enhancing, with a relaxing and tranquil buzz that may help alleviate symptoms of stress and anxiety. This batch is no different and I found the euphoria at onset and the palpable body high were most notable. Probably best for evenings or days when you have nothing important to do. Conclusion If you're looking for a relaxing, indica-dominant strain with a sweet, fruity, candy-like flavor and a stupendous high - and who isn't these days - this Rose Gold represents a fabulous option. I'm going to enjoy rolling it up every night this weekend and you can too by stopping by The Garden today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

  • Black Cherry - Cheeba DC

    Initial Thoughts One batch of fine flower that you should have on your radar for this upcoming weekend is this Black Cherry from DC i-71 cannabis dispensary, Cheeba DC. It's got all the funky, tart, and fruity flavor you could want and its effects are mentioned by some Toker's Guide teammates as being "like a cherry bomb went off", which I thought was appropriate given that we're fast approaching the time of fireworks and firecrackers, the Fourth of July. 🎆🇺🇸 Appearance These buds are slender, sea-green, and slightly purple with average density. They're covered in a thick layer of trichomes, which give them a frosty appearance. Aroma An incredibly strong, sweet, and tart aroma with hints of cherry, citrus, and spice. Flavor This Black Cherry has an awesome fruity flavor with hints of tart cherry, sweet citrus, and earth. Lineage Black Cherry OG is a cross between Ken's OG and an unknown Grand Daddy Purple strain. It's exact lean is unknown and while some consider it to be a balanced 50/50 we're more on the indica-dominant train. Effects This is a highly relaxing strain that can be helpful for treating a variety of medical conditions, including: Chronic pain Insomnia Stress Anxiety Depression The effects start off with an uplifting feeling of euphoria followed by a deep sense of relaxation and sedation. The strain can also induce the munchies and couch lock for sure. Conclusion This is an exquisite Black Cherry harvest with super relaxing effects that can help you (and me) rest and recuperate all weekend. To experience it for yourself just head to the always kind, courteous, and professional Cheeba DC today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

  • Infused Oatmeal Cream Pies - Cannabake DC

    *Deal Alert: Mention "TokersGuide" in your Cannabake order and receive a free Cake Pop!* As a kid I used to love eating oatmeal cream pie's and the taste of them is still nostalgic for me after all these years. These days you can find an awesome, oversized, infused, adult version of the classic dessert from DC cannabis edible delivery service Cannabake DC. Is it a cookie? Is it a pie? Whatever the category, Lil Debbie eat your heart out because these things are phenomenal! At 100mg a cookie those who aren't experienced with and tolerant of infused treats will want to start low and slow. In fact, just a little pinch can get you started with this mammoth. As mentioned in our previous Cannabake DC review, using a pizza-cutting approach can help manage the portions well. The real trick is realizing that even though it tastes so wonderful, you should temper your urge to devour the whole thing all at once. I mean just look at all that ooey gooey cream! You know that's going to be hard to resist once it's in front of you and, chances are, if you're reading this site you probably have the munchies already. Perhaps it's necessary to keep a box of the non-infused variety on hand just in case? To get your fingers on these and all of Cannabake DC's other amazing baked goods just give them a shout today. When you do, don't forget to mention you heard about them on Toker's Guide to get your free Cake Pop!

  • Frozen Lemonade - Buddha Buddy DC

    Initial Thoughts If you’ve been searching for a refreshing treat for these long, hot summer days look no further than this Frozen Lemonade from DC i-71 delivery service, Buddha Buddy DC. It may not do anything to quench your thirst, unlike it's beverage namesake, but it has such an inviting appeal that it's just begging to be rolled up immediately. Unlike the movie Frozen, though, this Frozen Lemonade is one where you won't want to..."let it go." 😂🤦‍♂️ Appearance These buds are covered with a frosty layer of trichomes, giving them a glistening appearance. Status Curing. The white ash stacked on my joint proved that it was magnificently grown and flushed properly. Aroma The aroma of Frozen Lemonade is a delightful combination of sour citrusy lemon and hints of diesel. A powerful burst of zesty lemon filled the air as I rolled a joint, further enhancing my excitement. Flavor The flavor complimented the scent nicely delivering a strong and tangy sour lemon sensation that resembled an iced glass of sour lemonade. Lineage The Frozen Lemonade strain is a cross of Freezerburn and Lemon Fire F3 that results in a 75/25 sativa dominant hybrid. Effects The high from Frozen Lemonade set in shortly after the first few tokes and it delivered an intense and vibrant cerebral experience. My energy spiked, leaving me feeling motivated and ready to get things done. I also turned into quite the jokester. In fact, I made my significant other laugh so hard it seemed like she had been smoking some too (she hadn't). It was very uplifting, but the sativa dominance didn't overpower me nor lead to any edgy or angsty feelings. Conclusion Overall, this Frozen Lemonade was a pleasantly enjoyable experience and I found its energetic buzz perfect for getting my day started. Later on in the afternoon it reinvigorated my energy levels when I rolled up again. To check out these potent sativa-fueled effects for yourself just place an order with Buddha Buddy DC. They actually have an app you can order from and you receive a discount for your first time using it. Be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you their way!

  • Super Chief - Monko

    Initial Thoughts Breeder and cultivator Rojo (@rojomatt) and his Redline Reserve (@redline_genetics) line of genetics are celebrated across California dispensaries, especially when new strains drop. Super Chief is one Redline original that I've been keeping any eye on since it was favorited by Rojo's friend, legendary West Coast rapper and cannabis entrepreneur, B-Real of Cypress Hill. In fact, the launch party for the strain was at B-Real's dispensary, Dr Greenthumb's in Los Angeles. I was considering a flight out to check the strain (among others) as mentioned on B-Real's podcast at the time, but I never got the chance due to the COVID pandemic. However, finally making its way to the East Coast cultivation circuit, you can now find Super Chief right here in Washington DC. That's right Tokerverse, an excellent batch of this highly sought after strain is currently available at none other than DC weed dispensary, Monko. Appearance Dense, bright green, and purple hand-trimmed buds with white and starry trichomes. Status Starting to cure, but the aroma is still fresh. Aroma Piney, gassy, and minty with sweet notes kind of like butterscotch. Flavor Totally smooth and gassy with a sweet, piney, and slightly minty aftertaste. Lineage The Super Chief strain is a cross of Purple Blossom and Oreoz that runs indica-dominant. Effects Mega stoning and euphoric with a tremendous body hight and some sedative effects, this batch has me in total chill out and lounge mode today. This is a great one for laying out by the pool or streaming some shows - sedentary activities like these. Yet, I didn't really get a sense of couch lock and I didn't mind being social. Note that it is totally intoxicating and you won't want to have anything to do that requires focus or organization. Conclusion I'm very psyched that I got to try the Super Chief strain and this batch is one that's great to roll up given the smooth toke, exotic flavor, and mesmerizing high. To check it out for yourself just stop by Monko ASAP and don't forget to tell them you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

  • Juicy Fruit - The Green Room

    Initial Thoughts Take a look at this Juicy Fruit from DC i-71 storefront dispensary The Green Room. Juicy Fruit has been around for a while and has maintained its genetic stability throughout the years, making it a reliable and consistent strain loved by many. Its desirable traits have been preserved, ensuring that consumers can consistently enjoy its delightful tropical flavors and effects. Appearance A remarkable array of colors range from deep purple to different shades of dark green. The buds are intertwined with dark orange pistils, creating a visually striking contrast where all the colors meet. Status Curing. Aroma A captivating blend of sweetness and tropical fruits, Juicy Fruit is rich in terpenes - which play a role in its pungent fruity aroma. Flavor The taste was a juicy explosion of tropical fruits and flavors. The sweetness was perfectly balanced, leaving a pleasant red Hawaiian Punch aftertaste that lingered on my palate. Lineage Juicy fruit is the offspring of pure Afghani and Thai resulting in a 55/45 slightly sativa leaning hybrid. Effects Juicy Fruit unleashed a wave of long-lasting and double-sided effects upon me. On one hand, it uplifted my spirits, infusing me with an energetic and euphoric high. It sparked my creativity and sharpened my focus. On the other hand, it provided a sense of deep relaxation that felt like time was paused. It’s a very carefree feeling that gives you the best of both worlds. Conclusion With such a strong lineage you can’t go wrong with grabbing some Juicy Fruit for its powerful effects. You can expect consistent results and a taste you’ll never forget. Be sure to stop by The Green Room today to experience it for yourself. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Jack Herer - Peace In The Air

    Initial Thoughts If you haven't experienced the uplifting and energizing effects of the legendary Jack Herer, not to mention it's awesomely hazy flavor, then I encourage you to check out this batch currently available at DC cannabis dispensary, Peace In The Air. Appearance Bright green and fluffy buds with orange hairs and white trichomes throughout. Status Curing, but the aroma is still very fresh. Aroma A sweet and citrusy lemon scent with hints of anise. Sort of like a Root Beer with lemon zest. Flavor Just like the smell with a mouthful of lemons, anise, and a sugary aftertaste. Lineage The Jack Herer strain results from a cross of Northern Lights and Shiva Skunk that was then crossed with Haze to form this sativa heavy cultivar. Effects This batch hits hard and fast with an energetic rush to the head followed by a feeling of uplifting euphoria throughout the body, extending all the way to the extremities with a tingly sensation. The cerebral aspects are spacey, but some can wield this to be creative. Accomplishing tasks can feel good, but productivity can falter given the absence of focus. Overall, this one is best for daytime use or for vibrant party-like atmospheres where energy is useful, but mental clarity is unnecessary. Conclusion As a huge fan of Jack Herer I'm psyched to have it back in my stash box and will call on it at times where I need a boost in energy or mood. To grab some for yourself and up your stock of high-end sativa's just head to Peace In The Air today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

bottom of page