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​ Strain : Bubba Kush Dispensary: Beyond / Hello - Alexandria, VA Market: VA Medical Cannabis ​ Overall Rating: 8.5/10 ​Lean: Indica Dominant Hybrid Initial Thoughts Bubba Kush is an indica-dominant strain that is legendary among cannabis enthusiasts and medical patients alike. It's known for its potent kushy, indica effects and distinctively delicious flavor profile. This batch in particular is cultivated by The Bank and offered at VA medical dispensary Beyond Hello 's "Gold" level. I hadn't been to the Beyond Hello in Alexandria before and it’s always a fun feeling entering a new dispensary for the first time - especially when they're as nice as this one! Appearance These Bubba Kush buds are a dark green color with purple hues throughout. They're also covered in orange pistils and frosty white trichomes. Structure The buds are big and fluffy, with a satisfying weight and texture. They break apart nicely, with a gritty trichome-rich texture that I think is fun to handle. Status Fresh, which is refreshing in the Virginia market. Aroma The aroma of Bubba Kush is characterized by earthy and spicy notes, with hints of coffee and chocolate. It has a distinct and potent scent. Flavor The smoke is smooth and easy on the throat, making it a great choice for those who prefer a milder toking experience. The flavor is earthy with cocoa notes and hints of grape. Lineage Bubba Kush is an 80/20 indica-dominant strain that is believed to be a cross between an Afghani landrace strain and an OG Kush, although the exact genetics are up for debate. Effects As for the effects, Bubba Kush is known for its deeply relaxing high that leaves you feeling couch-locked and sedated. It is a great strain for those who struggle with insomnia, anxiety, or chronic pain, as it can provide relief and help you get a good night's sleep. The high is long-lasting and can linger for several hours, so it's best to use Bubba Kush when you have some free time to relax and unwind. Conclusion Overall, Bubba Kush is a high-quality strain that delivers on its reputation for potency and relaxation. This batch is a highly enjoyable cut that is a great example of the therapeutic benefits, smooth flavor, and potency that has made it such a legendary cultivar. So the next time you stop into Beyond Hello check out this Bubba Kush from The Bank and be sure to mention that you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

Strain : Matanuska Thunder F**ck Dispensary : Story - Mechanicsville Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 8.9/10 Lean : Sativa Initial Thoughts Looking back on the notes from my last encounter with Matanuska Thunderf*ck I described the overall experience as being"like a yeti on Mountain Dew." Of course, this whole trip down memory lane was spawned when I saw it on the menu over at Story Dispensary in Mechanicsville, MD. It had been a while, but the description was enticing given my current affinity for both Afghani and landrace sativas. This and wonder of wether I could recreate the experience from before made me come to the decision that I had no choice but to pick some up. Back at my house, I ripped open the bag and it was like unleashing a gust of Alaskan wilderness into my living room. As a DMV cannabis critic with a knack for sniffing out singular strains, I was simply thunderstruck . The Story staff’s warm smiles and savvy tips had made the pickup a pure joy, but now, holding the jar in my hands, the small, bright green, densely packed buds shimmered under the lamp. Their phenomenal aroma - sharp pine, fiery spice, and a bold anise-citrus haze - hit me like a mountain storm, electric and untamed. Appearance These compact buds, are a force: vivid green, tight as granite, and cloaked in a trichome sheen that glints like frost on a pine bough. Orange pistils streak through like embers, lending an emphatic vibrancy to their small but mighty frame. They’re not showboats, just quietly commanding, with a density that promises quality in every pinch. Status Fresh Aroma The scent is a primal roar: sharp pine surges first, crisp and resinous, followed by a spicy kick that tingles like cracked pepper in a storm. Anise and citrus - lemony Haze vibes - weave through, bold and funky, with an earthy backbone grounding the significant terpene content. It’s a thunder-ously  arresting aroma, raw enough to rattle your senses yet layered enough to keep you nosing the jar like it’s hiding secrets. Flavor The inhale is a rugged symphony: piney sharpness leads, bold and crisp, with spicy notes snapping like kindling. Anise and citrus Haze follow, tangy and electric, while a faint earthy hum tempers the finish, likely linalool and caryophyllene smoothing the edges. Fade Co.’s finesse crafts a thunder-rific flavor that’s intense yet balanced, lingering like a tale told by a campfire. Lineage Matanuska Thunder F*ck, a sativa born from Afghani’s earthy heft and an Unknown Alaskan Landrace’s wild vigor, is a strain with roots as deep as the tundra. Fade Co.’s take channels its heritage - piney, spicy, and high-octane - with a Haze-like citrus lift that electrifies. It’s a genetic spark, built to ignite any session. Effects The high hits like a bolt: a cerebral rush sparks euphoria and clarity, perfect for manic mornings or diving into a creative whirl. It’s thundering energy without jitters, followed by a light body calm that eases tension while keeping you sharp. This two-hour buzz is lively yet grounded, ideal for swapping stories or chasing a solo epiphany. Conclusion This Matanuska Thunder F*ck from Story Dispensary in Mechanicsville is a pine-spiked, citrus-charged freak of nature crafted with raw precision. It’s the strain for DMV days when you need a zesty jolt with staying power. Story’s Mechanicsville team, with their heartfelt expertise, makes every visit a highlight. Snag this gem today and let its spicy roar light up your world. You might even find yourself saying "f*ck yeah!" *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

Strain : PanLato Dispensary : Peake ReLeaf, Rockville Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Hybrid Initial Thoughts We were very curious about this PanLato that dropped recently at Peake ReLeaf, Rockville . It's a delectable dessert-like hybrid that brings a blend of effects from both sativa and indica qualities. A cross of Gelato  with another unknown strain (speculated to be Pan Dulce ), this strain is well-suited for those seeking a balanced high that engages mind, body, and palate simultaneously. 🍳 🍨 Appearance The buds of PanLato display a vibrant spectrum of green, often interlaced with amber pistils and a layer of glistening trichomes. The dense, well-formed nugs have a sticky quality, hinting at the high resin content and terpene richness typical of its Gelato lineage. Status Curing. Aroma PanLato has a captivating aroma profile featuring sweet, earthy undertones that balance hints of citrus and pine. The aromatic layers come from its diverse terpene profile, with noticeable influences from beta-caryophyllene and limonene, creating a pleasant mix of spiciness and citrus zest. Flavor The flavor of PanLato is smooth and sweet, with earthy and slightly piney undertones that blend with hints of herbal and fruity notes. This strain delivers a gentle taste on the inhale, transitioning to a mild sweetness on the exhale with a touch of spice, likely attributed to the presence of beta-caryophyllene and humulene. Lineage PanLato descends from the popular Gelato  strain, known for its balance and calming effects. While the exact other parent remains unknown, it is speculated to be Pan Dulce , which would contribute to PanLato’s smooth and sweet qualities. This combination of genetics provides PanLato with a broad range of effects and a rich terpene profile. Effects PanLato’s effects are both uplifting and calming, beginning with a gentle cerebral euphoria that instills happiness and creativity. As the high progresses, a more relaxed and physically calming sensation takes over, promoting calm and ease without overpowering sedation. Users often report feelings of contentment, focus, and even a mild surge of energy before a gradual relaxation. Conclusion This batch of PanLato provides a versatile experience suitable for both creative and relaxing settings. With a balanced flavor profile and uplifting yet calming effects, it's a moderate hybrid experience that doesn’t overwhelm. Grab a scoop for yourself by heading to Peake ReLeaf, Rockville ASAP and don't forget to let them know that you heard about it on Toker's Guide !

Strain : Lemondary Dispensary : Story - Waldorf Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Hybrid Initial Thoughts Wandering into Story Dispensary in Waldorf, Maryland, felt like stepping into a warm hug, and spotting Lemondary by Fade Co. was pure sunshine in bud form. These medium-sized nugs, sparkling with trichomes, looked like little citrus jewels begging to brighten my day. As a DMV cannabis lover, I’m always thrilled to find a balanced hybrid and this one was as inviting as a lemonade stand on a summer afternoon. Of course, the staff's friendly, cozy vibe only made it sweeter. 🍋 Appearance The buds are a refined spectacle: medium, compact, and cloaked in lush greens with a delicate lemon-yellow sheen. A fine veil of trichomes impart a tacky sensation, while sparse orange pistils gleam like embers in a verdant fire. They possess a poised elegance, captivating without ostentation. Status Fresh Aroma Pop the jar, and Lemondary bursts out with a lemon-lime zing that’s like a cheerful hello from a fruit orchard. It’s bright and sherbet-tangy, with a citrus punch that dances in your nose. A soft earthy hum and a touch of sweetness wrap it up like a cozy blanket, making every sniff feel like a love note from a lemon tree. Flavor The first puff is a citrusy delight: lemon zest and sweet fruit sing together, crisp and refreshing like a sip of homemade lemonade. Gentle herbal notes weave in, giving a nod to its Zonuts roots, while the exhale leaves a whisper of earthy sweetness that’s superbly smooth. Fade Co.’s care shines through - each hit is clean, vibrant, and so easy to love, you’ll want to keep this flavor close like a favorite song. Lineage Lemondary, born from Lemon Pepper and Zonuts, is like a perfect recipe for joy. Lemon Pepper brings zesty, spicy citrus vibes, while Zonuts adds a creamy, nutty warmth, creating a balanced hybrid that’s both lively and grounding. This strain feels like a hug from both parents, blending their best traits into something truly special. Effects Lemondary’s magic starts with a happy lift, like sunlight spilling through your window - your mood brightens, thoughts feel clearer, perfect for chatting with friends at a café or tackling a creative project. Then, a gentle body calm settles in, soothing aches and easing you into a relaxed glow without slowing you down. It’s versatile, uplifting, and oh-so-lovable, turning any moment into a little slice of lemon-dary bliss. Conclusion Lemondary, from Story Dispensary in Waldorf, is a citrusy treasure that wraps you in warmth and cheer. Its vibrant flavors, balanced buzz, and Fade Co.'s loving cultivation, all make it a standout selection - one that feels like a friendly hug in every puff. Grab some of this "legend" before it's gone and let it sprinkle a little lemony love into your day! *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

Strain : Hollywood Dispensary : Takoma Wellness Center Market : DC Medical Cannabis Overall Rating : 9.4/10 Lean : Indica Dominant "Hollywood" is a Cookies & Alt Sol Collaboration that's available exclusively at Takoma Wellness Center dispensary in Washington, DC. Initial Thoughts As the name suggests, the Hollywood strain exudes the glitz and glamor of its namesake city. Grown by Alt Sol and now available at Takoma Wellness Center , this strain feels like the cannabis version of a red carpet premiere. While the city of Los Angeles might have its share of smog and gridlock traffic, this Hollywood is all about good vibes and smooth rides. The strain’s pedigree and craftsmanship make it a quintessential addition to Cookies' exotic line. Cookies "Hollywood" ice cream tub packaging. Appearance Hollywood’s buds are dazzling, much like the shimmering lights of West Hollywood at dusk. Shades of deep purple blend seamlessly with emerald green, giving the nugs an air of luxury. Fiery orange pistils snake through the trichome-covered landscape, and the sheer density of the trich's almost mimics the sparkle of a Hollywood starlet’s diamond necklace. This strain looks like it’s ready for its close-up. Here's a look at the Cookies blue jars that come inside the ice cream tubs and are sealed for extra freshness. Status Fresh. Aroma The aroma of Hollywood is as dynamic as the city it’s named after. Sweet and sugary notes of dark berries immediately greet the nose, accompanied by an earthy gas that grounds the fragrance. It’s like stepping into an artisan candy shop nestled in the hills of Laurel Canyon, with just a hint of high-octane fuel from a convertible sports car. Flavor Hollywood’s flavor profile is indulgent, much like a decadent dessert at a swanky West Hollywood eatery. Expect creamy vanilla bean and toasted marshmallows to dominate, with gassy undertones adding an edge that keeps it interesting. It’s a rich and satisfying experience, reminiscent of pairing a fine dessert with an aged bourbon at a rooftop bar overlooking the city. Lineage Hollywood is a well-balanced hybrid born from the exotic pairing of Runtz and Lemon Cherry Gelato. These powerhouse parent strains lend Hollywood its vibrant terpene profile and perfectly balanced effects, making it a strain as dynamic as the entertainment capital itself. Effects The effects of Hollywood are euphoric and well-rounded, offering a stoney head and body high that elevates your mood and relaxes your muscles. It’s perfect for unwinding after a long day or indulging in some creative pursuits. Imagine the carefree vibe of a sunset stroll along Santa Monica Boulevard mixed with the grounded calm of a Malibu beach day—it’s a strain that captures both the buzz and relaxation of LA life. Conclusion Hollywood by Cookies, cultivated by Alt Sol , is a Cali-themed cannabis experience that delivers on all fronts: dazzling visuals, a sumptuous flavor, and effects that uplift and relax in equal measure. Much like the neighborhood in the city of Angels itself, this Hollywood is vibrant, indulgent, and full of surprises. Whether you’re daydreaming about stardom or just looking to chill out, it's the perfect co-star for your evening. Lights, camera, relaxation!

Strain : Romscotti Dispensary : CULTA Columbia Market : Maryland Recreational Cannabis Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Indica Dominant Initial Thoughts Currently available at Maryland's CULTA Columbia dispensary, Romscotti  is a cannabis strain that commands attention with its potent effects and complex flavor profile. Cultivated by CULTA, Romscotti is an indica-dominant hybrid, offering a rich and multifaceted experience that will appeal to both seasoned users and those seeking deep relaxation. A cross between the legendary Romulan and the flavorful Biscotti strains, Romscotti promises a unique blend of old-school nostalgia with powerful modern genetics. Appearance Romscotti is visually striking, with its buds showcasing a variety of phenotypes that can appeal to different preferences: Bud Structure : The flowers are medium-dense, with a robust structure that is easy to trim. Color : Romscotti buds can vary, with some phenotypes exhibiting a "white" appearance due to the heavy coating of trichomes. These white genotypes are particularly sought after for their rich flavor and potency. Trichomes : The buds are covered in a thick layer of resinous trichomes, indicative of their high cannabinoid content and excellent extraction potential. Pistils : The bright orange hairs weave through the buds, adding to the strain’s visual appeal. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Romscotti's aroma is as complex as its flavor, offering a sensory experience that is both familiar and novel: Primary Scents : The dominant aromas include notes of coffee, chocolate, and earth, which are particularly pronounced in the "white" genotypes. Additional Notes : There are also hints of spice, sweetness, dough, fruit, and gasoline, making the aroma both rich and multi-dimensional. These complex scents evoke memories of classic indica strains from the 90s, providing a comforting and nostalgic experience. Flavor The flavor profile of Romscotti is both unique and challenging to describe due to its complexity: Inhale : On the inhale, the taste is a rich blend of coffee and chocolate, especially in the "white" phenotypes. There’s also a noticeable earthiness that grounds the flavor. Exhale : The exhale reveals a sweeter side, with hints of fruit, dough, and a gassy undertone that lingers on the palate. Overall : Romscotti offers a flavor that feels both new and familiar, reminiscent of old-school strains but with a complexity that modern cannabis connoisseurs will appreciate. Lineage Romscotti’s impressive lineage combines two iconic strains, each contributing to its unique characteristics: Parent Strains : Romulan : Known for its potent indica effects and earthy, piney flavor, Romulan contributes to Romscotti’s heavy body high and complex earthy notes. Biscotti : A popular hybrid known for its sweet, doughy flavor and calming effects, Biscotti adds a layer of sweetness and complexity to Romscotti’s profile. Genetic Makeup : As an indica-dominant hybrid, Romscotti leans heavily into its sedative effects, making it a strain that is ideal for evening use or for those looking to unwind completely. Effects Romscotti is known for its fast-acting and deeply relaxing effects, making it a go-to strain for those in need of serious relaxation: Mental Effects : The high begins with a euphoric sensation that quickly sedates the mind, leaving users in a blissful, unfocused state. This makes Romscotti ideal for unwinding after a long day or for managing stress and anxiety. Physical Effects : As the mental effects settle in, a wave of full-body relaxation takes over, making it difficult to stay active. The strain’s sedative properties are perfect for easing muscle tension, chronic pain, and insomnia. Therapeutic Benefits : With its heavy indica effects, Romscotti is often recommended for treating conditions such as chronic pain, insomnia, depression, muscle spasms, and appetite loss. Conclusion Romscotti  is an indica dominant strain that delivers on all fronts, offering a complex and satisfying experience that is both potent and flavorful. Cultivated by CULTA and available at CULTA Columbia , this strain is a unique blend of old-school flavor and modern potency. Whether you’re a fan of indica-dominant hybrids or seeking sedating relief from various ailments, Romscotti is sure to do the trick. Its rich aroma, complex flavor profile, and deeply relaxing effects make it a go-to indica for cannabis enthusiasts. *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

Strain : Space Cowgirl Dispensary : Mary & Main Market : Maryland Recreational Overall Rating : 9.1/10 Lean : Hybrid Initial Thoughts I’m thrilled to unpack a jar of Space Cowgirl from Capital Heights, Maryland marijuana dispensary, Mary & Main . As the first Black-owned and women-owned dispensary in the DMV, Mary & Main is a beacon of community and quality. They blend top-tier cannabis with a warm, inclusive vibe, hosting yoga sessions and cannabis 101 classes that make you feel like you’re among old friends. Under the luxury brand Edie Parker , this Space Cowgirl leapt off the shelf at me and has me buzzing with anticipation for a creamy, tropical ride that’s part intergalactic cruise, part cozy nap. Appearance These fluffy vibrant green nugs are wrapped in thick, furry orange hairs that look like solar flares. White crystalline trichomes blanket them, giving a frosty, sticky sheen that screams potency. Status Fresh. Aroma Uncap the jar of Space Cowgirl, and the scent rockets out like a fruit freighter piloted by a kush-loving extraterrestrial. It’s a zesty tropical burst upfront, with juicy mango and citrus notes that could make a Martian drool, followed by a punchy kushy earthiness that grounds it like a tractor beam. A hint of creamy sweetness lingers, like someone’s baking space cookies in a distant galaxy. Flavor Toking Space Cowgirl is like sipping a tropical smoothie spiked with stardust. The inhale delivers a creamy, zesty blend of mango and lemon, with a sweet, fruity pop that’s like biting into a cosmic pineapple. The exhale shifts to a savory kush and earthy undertone, with a citrusy kick that lingers on your tongue. Each puff is a flavorful journey, leaving you smacking your lips and wondering if you just raided an alien’s fruit stand. Lineage Space Cowgirl is an indica-dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) born from crossing Alien OG and Tahoe OG. Alien OG brings a cerebral, citrusy punch with a kushy backbone, while Tahoe OG adds creamy, earthy depth and sedative vibes. The result is a strain that feels like a hazy spaceship ride through a tropical nebula, blending heady relaxation with a touch of uplifting spark. Effects The high from Space Cowgirl is like boarding a chill interstellar cruise, where your brain’s floating but your body’s docked in a comfy pod. It creeps in with a tingly buzz at the back of your skull, slowly spreading into a hazy, numbing calm that leaves your mind drifting through a starry void. Perfect for binge-watching sci-fi flicks or debating whether aliens prefer bongs or vapes, it’s soothing without being a total knockout, though a nap’s tempting if you lean into it. Conclusion This batch of Edie Parker's Space Cowgirl from Mary & Main delivers a zesty, creamy escape with every toke. Its tropical-citrus flavor and kushy aroma are a sensory joyride, while the hazy, calming high is perfect for unwinding or soothing aches. Pick up some Space Cowgirl and beam yourself to a relaxed, starry-eyed bliss today! *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

​ Strain : Runtz Dispensary: gLeaf - Colonial Heights Market: VA Medical Cannabis ​ Overall Rating: 9/10 ​Lean: Indica Dominant Hybrid Initial Thoughts Runtz is a beautiful and tasty candy flavored strain that took the country by storm because of its incredibly potent effects. I was never one to hop on the Runtz bandwagon in the height of its popularity, but maybe that’s because I never had access to great genetics. The strain originated in Southern California, but now The Bank is offering these West Coast Runtz genetics from their harvest right here in Virginia. It's so good that, who knows, maybe I’ll change my mind and hop on that bandwagon afterall. 🤔 Appearance This batch of Runtz is straight up sexy. The amount of trichomes make it look like a layer of kief is ready to be dusted off. The purple and dark green buds grind up beautifully and the shake looks as attractive as the buds themselves. Status These buds were soft, squishy, and especially fresh. In my experience so far, it’s the freshest flower I have tried in the Virginia medical program. Aroma An exotically sweet, grape-like candy scent. This batch smells heavenly and the freshness of the buds are to thank for that. Flavor The flavor matches the scent to a T. A succulent candy taste that coated my mouth in goodness. Lineage An offspring of Zkittlez and Gelato, the Runtz strain is a balanced 50/50 hybrid. However, this batch leaned more indica heavy in my experience. Effects This is a seriously potent batch of Runtz that has been my go-to for before bed all week. Instantly, a calming and relaxing mental state began - great for letting go after a long day. This was accompanied by a state of euphoria that took over my body. I couldn’t bring myself to do anything after smoking since I was slowly starting to fall asleep. This batch is perfect for anyone looking to counteract anxiety or treat insomnia because of the state of bliss this strain will put you in. Conclusion I’d highly recommend trying some of this Runtz; Its highly potent effects, freshness, and splendid taste have made this my favorite strain in the VA medical program at the moment. I can happily say I have gotten aboard the Runtz train, I hope you're ready for the ride. The Bank continues their trend upwards since they are consistently producing the freshest and tastiest flower the program has to offer right now. I hope this trend will continue and other MSO’s start to take notice so we have some real competition that will consistently produce buds like these. Be sure to grab it (before this batch runs out) at gLeaf in Colonial Heights and don't forget to let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Strain : Octang Dispensary : Insa - Largo Market : Florida Medical Overall Rating : 9.2/10 Lean : Sativa Dominant Initial Thoughts Picture this: Octang from Insa Dispensary in Largo, Florida, revs up like a souped-up engine on a Florida backroad—sativa-leaning nugs packed with frosty green promise, ready to fuel your day without the crash. It's got that hybrid hum, vibrant and balanced, like premium gas for your green dreams. Status Fresh Aroma Unseal the jar, and it's diesel dominance: bold and pungent, laced with crisp pine needles and a zesty lemon twist that cuts through like citrus on steroids. Refreshing yet in-your-face—think gas station gourmet, the kind that makes you double-take and grin at the audacity. Flavor The taste tracks the nose tight: a sharp citrus-diesel wallop on the inhale, tangy lemon sparking against earthy fuel notes. It rolls smooth into a clean, pine-kissed finish—no afterburn, just crisp exhale that leaves you primed for more. It's punchy without the hangover, a flavor rev that sticks to your ribs like high-octane poetry. Lineage This sativa-leaning hybrid springs from SFV OG's gassy backbone crossed with NYC Diesel's urban edge—LIT Farms didn't mess around. SFV brings the piney depth, NYC Diesel amps the lemon zing, birthing a strain that's equal parts rocket fuel and road-trip chill. The result? A genetic gearshift that keeps you in drive without redlining. Effects Octang launches energizing: a heady lift that sharpens focus and sparks that "let's go" vibe, perfect for Largo errands or beachside brainstorming. But it tempers with a smooth calm—no jitters, just balanced flow that keeps you active and even-keeled. It's the sweet spot high, like flooring it on cruise control—thrilling, sustainable, zero overwhelm. Conclusion Octang stands out at Insa as the ultimate hybrid accelerator—vibrant scents, zesty hits, and effects that blend buzz with bliss. If you're chasing fuel for creative sparks or steady sails, this strain's your pit stop. One rip, and you're off to the races, leaving burnout in the dust.

If you're prowling the shelves at Embers Dispensary in Washington, DC, for something that punches above its weight in flavor and vibe, Tiger Rose from the Alt Sol DC craft cannabis lineup is a standout pick. I snagged an eighth here recently, drawn in by the buzz around its exclusive genetics and the dispensary's solid curation of local craft flower. Embers, with its reputation as a community hub for cannabis enthusiasts, makes grabbing premium strains like this feel effortless—no lines, knowledgeable staff, and that cozy vibe that turns a quick stop into a ritual. Appearance and First Impressions Right out of the jar, Tiger Rose lives up to its name: dense, frosty nugs splashed with vibrant oranges, purples, and greens that look like they were painted by a psychedelic artist. The buds are chunky—thanks to the latest crop's improvements in size—and absolutely caked in trichomes, giving them a sticky, resinous sheen that screams potency. It's visually striking, almost too pretty to break up, but the craftsmanship from Alternative Solutions shines through in every aspect. Aroma and Flavor Profile Crack this open, and you're hit with a wave of sweet citrus—think ripe blood oranges meets candy-coated Zkittlez, with tangy undertones that linger like a summer grove. The terpene profile is heavy on the orange notes, making it one of the most aromatic hybrids I've encountered from DC cultivators. On the inhale, it's zesty and smooth, with a candy-like sweetness that blooms into a subtle earthy finish. No harshness here; it's refined, thanks to AltSol's hand-tended, seed-to-sale approach. If you love strains that taste like dessert without the crash, this is your match. Effects and Experience As a balanced 50/50 hybrid (Blood Orange x Topanga Zkittlez), Tiger Rose delivers a versatile high that's uplifting yet grounded—perfect for midday creativity or evening wind-downs. It kicks in with a cerebral buzz that sharpens focus and sparks giggles, easing into full-body relaxation without couch-lock. For me, it melted away stress from a long DC commute, leaving me euphoric and chatty for about 2-3 hours. THC levels hover in the high 20s (based on recent batches), so pace yourself if you're sensitive. No major munchies or paranoia; just pure, even-keeled bliss. Overall Verdict Tiger Rose earns a solid 4.7/5 from me—it's exclusive, flavorful, and flawlessly grown, elevating what could be just another hybrid into something memorable. At Embers, it's priced competitively (around $50-60/eighth, depending on deals), making it accessible for DC's discerning smokers. If citrus-driven strains are your jam, hunt this down before it rotates out; Alternative Solutions keeps refining it, and this latest drop is their best yet. Pro tip: Pair it with a walk around the National Mall for peak euphoria. Highly recommended.

​ Strain : Gummo Dispensary: gLeaf - Short Pump, VA Market: VA Medical Cannabis ​ Overall Rating: 8.6/10 ​Lean: Sativa Dominant Initial Thoughts Gummo is a lesser-known strain that immediately caught my attention with its unique name and pleasant aroma. As someone who enjoys trying new and lesser-known strains, I am excited to give Gummo a try and see what it has to offer. It’s currently in stock at gLeaf in Short Pump, Va as one of the few sativa dominant strains that are available for purchase. Finding a good daytime strain in Virginia can feel like hitting the lottery so be sure to grab some before it's gone! Appearance These Gummo buds are a bright green color that is accented by fiery orange pistils throughout. The trichome coverage is moderate but the buds still have a nice frosted appearance. Structure The buds are tightly packed and well-formed. The plant itself is relatively short and bushy, making it a good choice for indoor growers or those with limited space. Status The buds are fresh and moist, indicating that they have been properly cured and stored. Aroma The aroma of Gummo is a mixture of sweet and earthy notes, with a hint of citrus and pine. The aroma is strong and pungent, filling the room with a pleasant scent. Flavor The flavor of Gummo is equally enjoyable, with a smooth and sweet smoke that is easy on the lungs. The taste is primarily earthy and woody, with subtle hints of pine and citrus that round out the flavor profile. Lineage Gummo is a cross between the strains Bubblegum and Orange Bud. The exact sativa to indica ratio is still up for debate, but in my experience this leans 75/25 towards sativa. Effects The effects are powerful and uplifting. I felt a burst of energy and creativity, making it an ideal strain for daytime use. It also had a relaxing and calming effect on my body, alleviating any stress or tension. The high lasted for a few hours and I did not experience any quick or noticeable comedown. Conclusion Overall, Gummo is a unique and flavorful strain that is worth trying for those who want an uplifting and euphoric high. Its well-formed buds, delightful aroma, and energizing effects make it a standout strain that is perfect for daytime use. If you're looking for a new strain to try that you most likely haven’t yet, Gummo is definitely worth checking out. Be sure to stop into gLeaf in Short Pump, VA to pick up some for yourself. Don’t forget to mention that you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!

​ Strain : Forbidden Fruit Cake Dispensary: gLeaf - Colonial Heights Market: VA Medical Cannabis ​ Overall Rating: 8.3/10 ​Lean: Indica Dominant Hybrid Initial Thoughts One of my favorite parts about cannabis is how specific terpene profiles recreate scents that are already so familiar to us. In this case, Forbidden Fruit Cake has one of the most instantly recognizable scents. Pulling heavy from its grandparent, Tangie, this strain smells like a bushel of oranges with freshly squeezed orange juice poured over top of them - very citrusy and fruit forward for sure. I was able to get my hands on this Seed and Strain cultivated varietal at gLeaf's new location in Colonial Heights , Virginia. They recently opened and are ready to serve the nearby areas of Hopewell, Prince George, and Petersburg as well. Let's go VA! Appearance These sparkling buds are shining with trichomes and are mostly shades of darker and lighter green. Spots of purple are polka dotted randomly throughout, and the few pistils that are present are a dark burnt orange. Structure Smaller but solid and dense buds. Status Dried, cured, and stored correctly. Aroma A heavy orange aroma instantly fills the room after opening the jar. It’s a very distinct smell and is pleasant on the nose. Flavor The flavor is on par with the aroma. It tastes like oranges and leaves a sweet citrus aftertaste. Lineage Forbidden Fruit Cake is a indica dominant hybrid cross of Wedding Cake and Forbidden Fruit, but, in my experience with this batch the effects are notably more balanced than the indica lean might suggest. Effects Users can expect to feel happy and extra giggly. I caught myself laughing at nothing a few times and almost everything was funny to me. My happy mood remained constant while a light uplifting feeling took over my body. These long lasting and lingering effects kept me settled for a while and didn’t have me rushing back to re-medicate. Conclusion From my experience you can never go wrong when it comes to a wedding cake crossbreed, but in this case the added orange citrus zest makes it even more worthwhile. Seed and Strain did an awesome job sourcing the genetics on this one and I hope it's one they keep accessible because the smells and flavors are worth it for everyone to experience. I love the fact that gLeaf is expanding its presence in its respective health district. With the addition of their newest dispensary in Colonial Heights we will see more patients gaining access to the medicine we all know and love. I’m hoping eventually the Board of Pharmacy will approve and allow additional dispensaries in each health district to help boost competition. Until then, I'll just remain happy that our choices are expanding. When you head over to gLeaf to pick-up some Forbidden Fruit Cake for yourself don't forget to let them know you heard about it here on Toker's Guide!