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Cherry AK-47 by Grow West - RISE Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
When a strain name includes both "Cherry" and "AK-47," you can expect two things: a blast of fruity goodness and the kind of impact that...

Maryland Terps
14 hours ago3 min read


White Cherry Gelato by The Herban Hustle - Capital Remedy
Take a gander at this White Cherry Gelato, grown by local craft cultivator The Herban Hustle and currently available at Washington DC mar...

Toker's Guide
Jul 313 min read


Cooked Cannabis Co. Mandarin Orange Live Resin Gummies - The Gift Givers DC
Imagine popping a gummy that bursts with the bright, tangy zest of a freshly peeled mandarin orange, only to find it’s also your ticket to a smooth, long-lasting high. That’s exactly what you get with Cooked Cannabis Co.’s Mandarin Orange Live Resin Infused Gummies, available through The Gift Givers delivery service in Washington, DC. These aren’t just any edibles—they’re a craft experience, blending premium cannabis live resin with a flavor so delicious you’ll be tempted to

ZeeJay
Jul 303 min read


Closing the Loophole... and Opening Pandora’s Bureaucratic Box
So, apparently, the powers that be have decided that America’s biggest problem right now is... too many adults enjoying hemp legally. You know, hemp — the thing Congress proudly legalized back in 2018 under the Farm Bill, which was supposed to usher in an age of industrial innovation, CBD chill, and yes, a few mildly buzzed soccer moms. But now? They’re coming for your delta-8 gummies and THCA prerolls like it’s 1937 all over again...

Toker's Guide
Jul 224 min read


Capital Gains: Cookies DC Dispensary Opens Its Doors on U Street
Washington, D.C. is rolling up something special this summer. On Friday, July 11 at 11:00 AM, the internationally celebrated cannabis and lifestyle brand Cookies officially opens its flagship D.C. dispensary at 1115 U Street NW—a bold new chapter in the city’s cannabis culture...

Lolly
Jul 93 min read


Gorilla Glue Rosin - The Gift Givers
Diving into a jar of live rosin from The Gift Givers feels like opening a treasure chest guarded by a particularly sticky dragon. One of Washington DC's top delivery services, they pride themselves on offering a wide range of cannabis products, including phenomenal concentrates like this Gorilla Glue specimen. I've found that their menu is a candy store for cannabis enthusiasts, and their commitment to affordable prices means you’re not selling your first-born to enjoy top-ti

Elle Weeds
Jul 83 min read


Buffet Style Mona Lisa Diamonds & Sauce - Shmu The Cannaprophet
Diving into Mona Lisa as a concentrate feels like stumbling into an art gallery where the paintings might get you a little too inspired. Shmu The Cannaprophet's buffet-style approach—letting you pick your ratio of diamonds to sauce—is like being handed a paintbrush and told to go wild. With 99% THCa diamonds and a terpene-rich sauce, this concentrate seems ready to deliver a masterpiece of effects, and I’m here for it, sketchbook in ha...

Toker's Guide
Jun 143 min read


Vice City by The Herban Hustle - The Gift Givers DC
As I was sitting thinking about when GTA VI might (finally) come out I was both surprised and elated to see this phenomenal Vice City sam...

Toker's Guide
Jun 142 min read


Blue Nerdz by The Herban Hustle - Capital Remedy
This superb batch of Blue Nerdz, locally cultivated by The Herban Hustle, brings together the nostalgia of sweet, fruity candy with the c...

Elle Weeds
Jun 132 min read


Cadillac Rainbows - The Herban Hustle
Cadillac Rainbows, cultivated by The Herban Hustle in Washington DC, is a hybrid strain that brings together the genetics of Pure Michiga...

Toker's Guide
Jun 122 min read


Lemon Cherry Gelato 45 - Capital Remedy
Lemon Cherry Gelato 45 is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) currently available at Capital Remedy in Washington...

Toker's Guide
May 233 min read


Funk House Farms Tickle Burger - Shmu The Cannaprophet
Available through Shmu The Cannaprophet, a Washington, DC marijuana delivery service with a knack for curated menus, this Tickle Burger from Funk House Farm is an indica-dominant hybrid that’s "tickled my fancy" recently. Funk House Farm, a small-batch grower from Bowdoinham, Maine, has a reputation for crafting buds with personality, and Tickle Burger seems like their latest quirky creation. 🪶🍔

Toker's Guide
May 22 min read


Snow Runtz - The Gift Givers DC
Anticipating the sweet allure of Snow Runtz from Washington DC delivery service, The Gift Givers, I’m eager to savor this hybrid’s charms. Also known as White Runtz, this Gelato and Zkittlez cross has me craving a fruity, creamy burst and a high as comfy as a hammock in the sun. With its knack for relaxation and a joyful head buzz, this strain feels like a vacation packed into a bud, poised to whisk me away to a tropical paradi...

ZeeJay
Apr 252 min read


Cap Junky - Shmu The Cannaprophet
Check out this batch of Cap Junky from Washington DC delivery service, Shmu The Cannaprophet. Their menu is a treasure trove of top-tier buds, and their fair prices and stellar customer service—complete with a 10-day exchange policy—make ordering feel like a VIP hookup. This balanced hybrid, with its sky-high THC and breeder cred from Capulator and Seed Junky Genetics, has me ready for a ride that’s punchier than a barista’s espresso shot. Let’s see if Cap Junky blasts me int

Elle Weeds
Apr 243 min read


How To Celebrate 420 in Washington DC (2025 Edition)
Here's our recommended activities and events in Washington DC for every stoner's favorite holiday, 420 (also known as April 20th)...

Toker's Guide
Apr 171 min read


Shake Up Your 4/20 with this Infused Tropical Cannabis Drink
Perfect for 4/20 daytime gatherings and nights out, Reframe balances a tropical flavor profile with a smooth, naturally-derived buzz. It’s not just a drink—it’s a reimagined way to connect...

Toker's Guide
Apr 173 min read


Wizard Blizzard - Shmu The Cannaprophet
We were recently turned on to an awesome delivery service in DC called Shmu The Cannaprophet. If you're not familiar with them and you're a cannabis connoisseur in DC then you're welcome - you can thank us later. Frankly, my initial thoughts were, "wow look at this menu!" With a very helpful set of abbreviations and a key for understanding them all, it was immediately clear that the Shmu crew were highly knowledgeabl...

Toker's Guide
Apr 163 min read


Glitter Bomb - The Gift Givers
Glitter Bomb from DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, is a strain that practically sparkles with anticipation before you even...

Terp Interpreter
Mar 142 min read


Adios MF - Capital Remedy DC
This batch of Adios MF immediately sets high expectations with its emphatic name. Available from Capital Remedy marijuana delivery servic...

Elle Weeds
Mar 122 min read


Dante's Inferno - The Gift Givers DC
When a strain is named Dante’s Inferno, it immediately conjures up images of fiery depths, epic journeys, and maybe even some divine retr...

Toker's Guide
Mar 53 min read
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