Funk House Farms Tickle Burger - Shmu The Cannaprophet

Strain: Tickle Burger

Delivery Service: Shmu The Cannaprophet

Market: Washington DC

Overall Rating: 9.3/10

Lean: Indica

Initial Thoughts

Available through Shmu The Cannaprophet, a Washington, DC marijuana delivery service with a knack for curated menus, this Tickle Burger from Funk House Farm is an indica-dominant hybrid that’s "tickled my fancy" recently. Funk House Farm, a small-batch grower from Bowdoinham, Maine, has a reputation for crafting buds with personality, and Tickle Burger seems like their latest quirky creation. 🪶🍔

Appearance

The coloration ranges from pale lime to deep forest green, with subtle purple accents that sneak in like they’re trying to steal the show. Bright orange pistils weave through the buds like tiny flames, and a frosty layer of trichomes gives them a sparkly sheen that screams potency.

Status

Starting to cure.

Aroma

Breaking open a bud releases a scent that’s equal parts dessert and dinner party. The first whiff is sweet, with ripe berry and grape notes. Dig deeper, and you’ll catch savory hints—think garlic and herbs, like someone’s cooking Italian in the next room. It’s a complex aroma that keeps your nose guessing, and I found myself sniffing longer than necessary, half-convinced I’d uncover a secret pizza note.

Flavor

The flavor of Tickle Burger is where things get really interesting. On inhale, you’re hit with sweet grape and fruity notes that taste like a sip of summer wine. The exhale brings a savory twist—garlic, coffee, and earthy herbs mingle in a way that’s oddly harmonious. It’s a bold, multifaceted profile that makes each puff feel like a new chapter in a flavor novel. I kept going back for more, partly to analyze and partly because my taste buds were throwing a party.

Lineage

Tickle Burger is a genetic mashup from Skunk House Genetics, blending GMO, Grape Pie, and Double Burger. GMO lends its signature funky, garlicky edge, while Grape Pie brings sweet, fruity depth to the mix. Double Burger, a cross of GMO and Donny Burger, doubles down on the savory, earthy notes, creating a strain that’s as bold as it is balanced. This indica-dominant hybrid has a flowering time suited for both indoor and outdoor grows, and its terpene profile—heavy in myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene—explains the complex aroma and effects.

Effects

The high starts with a burst of euphoria, lifting your mood and making you feel like you could charm a room full of strangers—or at least your houseplants. Soon, a deep bodily relaxation takes over, spreading from your neck to your toes like a slow-motion massage. Tension melts, aches fade, and your brain decides it’s done worrying for the day. I found myself sinking into my couch, chuckling at a bad pun I’d made earlier, perfectly content to let the world spin without me. It’s a strain for unwinding, not for chasing deadlines.

Conclusion

This Tickle Burger from Shmu The Cannaprophet, is a well-crafted indica-dominant hybrid that balances bold flavors with a deeply soothing high. Its striking appearance, intriguing aroma, and complex taste make it a sensory adventure, while its effects offer a ticket on the relaxation train. For anyone seeking a strain that’s equal parts funky and chill, this one’s a "Burger combo meal" that will have you tickled pink—just don’t expect it to come with fries on the side.