Grease Monkey - Exotic Blooms
One of the most gassy strains I've had in some time, this Grease Monkey from Exotic Blooms is an indica dominant hybrid and cross of the...
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Toker's Guide
- Oct 20, 2020
- 2 min
Purple God - Exotic Blooms
Purple God, brought to us by Exotic Blooms, is a super exotic and typically rare indica dominant hybrid strain created by re-crossing God...
Toker's Guide
- Oct 1, 2020
- 2 min
Strawnana - Exotic Blooms
I've said previously in my review of a recent batch of Papaya that it's rare you get a strain that smells better than the fruit for which...
Toker's Guide
- Sep 28, 2020
- 2 min
Garanamal - Exotic Blooms
Greetings my nighttime indica tokers. As an early riser, I had to stay up a bit late for this one, but it sure is a stupendous treat to...
Toker's Guide
- Sep 20, 2020
- 2 min
King Louis OG Badder - Exotic Blooms
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Attention all you concentrate loving tokers! Here's a special Sunday night edition of the Toker's Guide where we'd like...
Toker's Guide
- Sep 17, 2020
- 2 min
Denver Cookies - Exotic Blooms
"These are some serious cookies!" Or at least that's what my buddy said after taking a massive rip of these Denver Cookies from Exotic...
Toker's Guide
- Aug 21, 2020
- 2 min
Hasidic Grapes - Exotic Blooms
I really hope I didn't just interrupt your Friday night ZOOM call with this super important announcement. Just kidding. I hope I did....
Toker's Guide
- Aug 14, 2020
- 2 min
Zack's Pie - Exotic Blooms
Well folks, Exotic Blooms has done it again! If you regard yourself as any kind of connoisseur, you need to check out this absolutely...
Toker's Guide
- Aug 2, 2020
- 2 min
Plug and Play "Pineapple Cooler" - Exotic Blooms
For the Sunday evening edition of Toker's Guide, I'd like to direct your attention to a vaping apparatus that is immensely popular on the...
Toker's Guide
- Jul 29, 2020
- 2 min
Durban Poison - Exotic Blooms
Happy Hump Day! Need a little pep in your step to help get you through the week? This FIRE Durban Poison from our friends Exotic Blooms...
Toker's Guide
- Jul 25, 2020
- 2 min
STIIIZY Skywalker OG Pod - Exotic Blooms
When I've found myself needing to partake/medicate in places that are a bit more discreet in the recent past I've typically turned to...
Toker's Guide
- Jul 23, 2020
- 3 min
Play Doh Cake - Exotic Blooms
Do you remember the smell of play doh? I can still vividly recall the pungent aroma that would immediately emerge from the yellow plastic...
Toker's Guide
- Jun 12, 2020
- 2 min
London Poundcake - Exotic Blooms
Top of the morning to all you tokers out there! As you prep for a lovely weekend here in the DC area I wanted to share a delicious and...
Toker's Guide
- Jun 9, 2020
- 1 min
Apricot Jelly - Exotic Blooms
"Holy Apricot Jelly, Batman!" Ok, so this probably wasn't something that Robin said to Batman in the legendary television show. But, he'd...
Toker's Guide
- May 28, 2020
- 2 min
Sherbinski Gelato Acai Berry - Exotic Blooms
Having had the good fortune to try some of the famed Sherbinski genetics the last time I was in San Francisco, I was elated when Exotic...
Toker's Guide
- May 21, 2020
- 2 min
Pop Rox - Exotic Blooms
"Awesome Sauce" is a term I used to throw out a lot for period of time when I was a little younger. I thought it appropriate to bring...
Toker's Guide
- May 14, 2020
- 2 min
Rookie of the Year - Exotic Blooms
If you're into designer and exotic cannabis and you haven't checked out Exotic Blooms yet...what are you waiting for?!? I mean, looking...
Toker's Guide
- May 9, 2020
- 3 min
Pearl Jam - Exotic Blooms
Great bands are awesome. Great buds are awesome. So, how about buds named after great bands? While I'm sure some of you out there could...
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