HashBurger by MPX Select - GrowHealthy, Jacksonville (Florida Medical)

Strain: HashBurger

Dispensary: GrowHealthy, Jacksonville

Market: Florida Medical

Overall Rating: 9.3/10

Lean: Indica Dominant

Initial Thoughts

Stumbling across HashBurger from GrowHealthy’s MPX Select line in Florida feels like finding a gourmet food truck parked in a dispensary lot—those dense, spade-shaped buds, forest green with amber glows, practically ooze charisma. Thin orange hairs poke out like garnish, and chunky trichomes give it a frosted, “just rolled out of a hash dream” sheen. At 27% THC, this slightly indica-leaning hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) looks ready to flip your evening into a savory, couch-bound feast, and I’m already drooling over the jar.

Status

Fresh

Aroma

Pop that lid, and whoa—it’s like a spice market got lost in a lemon grove and decided to party. The pungent kick hits hard: zesty lemon hash, so sharp it could zest your soul, layered with woody pine and a floral whisper that’s almost too classy for its own good. This aroma doesn’t just waft; it struts, turning heads with a spicy swagger that’s five alarms of “smell me now.” I’m half-convinced my neighbors are jealous just from the fumes sneaking out my window.

Flavor

Take a pull, and HashBurger serves a bold plate of sweet lemony hash—think candied citrus peel with a spicy, hashy twist that sizzles on the tongue. Piney notes slide in mid-puff, grounding it like a forest chef’s secret sauce, while a floral finish keeps it smooth, never harsh. It’s a balanced bite, not overwhelming but punchy enough to make you grin like you just nailed the perfect burger flip. Each hit’s a flavor high-five, leaving you hungry for the next.

Lineage

Bred from Han Solo Hash Plant and Double Burger, HashBurger is the lovechild of two heavy-hitters. Han Solo Hash Plant brings the resinous, spicy hash vibes—think Chewbacca-level potency in a plant. Double Burger stacks on the savory, earthy depth, doubling down on that burger-joint soul. Together, they craft a 60/40 indica hybrid that’s got the genetics to grill up euphoria and relaxation in one tasty package, no side of fries needed.

Effects

A few seconds post-exhale, and HashBurger crashes the party in your brain, flipping frowns to grins with a euphoric lift that’s happier than a kid with a milkshake. Negative thoughts? Yeeted. The high then simmers into your body, a warm, creeping calm that locks you to the couch like it’s got a VIP reservation. At 27% THC, it’s potent enough to melt stress, soothe insomnia, or tame mood swings, yet balanced so you’re not snoozing mid-Netflix. It’s the indica lover’s dream—chill but not comatose, with a side of “why’s my fridge so far away?”

Conclusion

HashBurger from GrowHealthy's MPX Select is a pungent, pretty powerhouse that’s got me hooked from the first sniff. Its lemon-spiked aroma and frosty forest buds make it a showstopper, while the balanced high flips your night from mundane to main course. For anyone craving a strain that’s equal parts spicy zest and cozy rest, this burger’s got the sizzle to satisfy. Grab a jar, and let it grill your worries to a crisp.