They call this one Burmese Mimosa because "floral, pine-like, gourmet-spiced, grapefruit candy" was kind of a mouthful. That is, however, the string of words that came to mind immediately after taking a waft from the jar. After feasting on that superb Florida Kush a few weeks ago I couldn't wait to find another Garcia Hand Picked product to sample. Hopefully, this Burmese Mimosa will carry on the name. Upon opening the luxurious glass jar and unleashing intoxicating terpenes throughout the room it’s clear quality abounds. It also feels and smells just right - this isn't your standard "cloud fluff" sativa. I guess when they know they're going to pick it by hand they make sure it gets the special treatment from the very beginning. Clearly, this is another winner from GHP. The highly unusual blend of elevated hearty myrcene (1.9%) accompanied by significant levels of sativa juice - aka pinene (0.35%) - with a total terpene count at a whopping 3.17% leaves a sweet, papaya-lime flavor in your (probably drooling) mouth. Don't even think about trying to roast one on the sly with Burmese Mimosa either - this is a loud and proud monster. Yielding an alert and creative mind with chill, euphoric undertones all in one package, Burmese Mimosa is a great option for a movie or live show (if those ever come back) or just some good ole crayon time. Come on! Who doesn't love crayons! Burmese Mimosa is one fantastic expedition into parts unknown of the mouth and mind. I can't wait to see what they whirl up next over at Garcia Handpicked, but I'm sure it's going to be exotically delectable! To get yours hit up Health For Life Bethesda today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

One of my favorite cultivators regardless of location (West Coast included) Alternative Solutions (aka Alt Sol) recently harvested something pretty special for us sativa lovers here in DC. Currently available at Takoma Wellness Center medical marijuana dispensary, this Berry Cinex is a "must try" for all local cannabis connoisseurs, in my opinion. With its sweet and juicy berry aroma that deserves a level above "fruit-forward" in order to properly characterize it, I just love ripping this down in the morning/daytime. Alt Sol says it has "terpene levels that are off the charts" and I wholly believe them. On my first exhale the flavors, seemingly effervescent to my palate, combined in a fruit punch that I would liken to a Hurricane beverage from Mardi Gras. Seconds later, let the party begin as your mind and body morph into a form capable of sustaining the influx of energy you're about to experience. A cross of legendary sativa-heavy hybrids Cinderella 99 and Vortex, which is then crossed with Mystery Berry (or what I would say is an unknown Berry varietal), Berry Cinex's potency is certainly understandable. Recently testing in the 27% THC range, she's known for her rich headband-like feeling upon onset, spine tingling euphoric effects, and enough energy to keep you and your mind going for hours on end. This batch definitely checks all those boxes, and then some, for me. The only thing I have to worry a little about with this strain is getting too carried away and ending up unable to sleep. The energy it affords along with the delectable fruity flavor make it enticing to keep packing it up, but, as I'm often reminded, there are only so many daylight hours before I need to wind down. Good thing I've got some great indica's to help me have a soft landing (in my bed)! Head to Takoma Wellness Center dispensary today and check out this Berry Cinex from DC craft cultivators Alternative Solutions with your own eyes. We didn't even talk about how absolutely incredible the trichomes are or how gorgeous the buds look, but luckily I think the pictures speak for themselves. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts With cooler days behind us and a heat wave that has been hotter than I can handle, I figured it best to cool off with some Gelato 33 from DC marijuana delivery service, GHouse. This strain is also known as the Larry Bird phenotype due to its association with the famous basketball player's jersey number, but also because of its legendary effects. 🏀🍀 Appearance These darker tinted buds are nice and frosty with purple and blue hues and contrasting dark orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Initially its very earthy, flowery and slightly similar to lavender but once broken up a minty fresh scent is released and was all I could smell. Flavor On the inhale, I get a burst of sweet berry and minty flavors, followed by a creamy, almost dessert-like aftertaste on the exhale. Lineage The Gelato 33 strain is a cross of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies that runs slightly indica dominant. Effects I liked this Gelato 33 for a multitude of reasons. During the day, it kept me energized and motivated, allowing me to stay productive and focused. As night approached, it helped me unwind and fall asleep with ease. I noticed a significant decrease in my anxiety, which made it easier to just go with the flow. The balanced versatility of this strain was impeccable—truly impressive. Conclusion Just like Larry Bird, this Gelato 33 is an all around team player. It will pick you up when you are down, keep you calm and collected in the face of adversity, and it will give you that spark you need to come up clutch in the final seconds. To experience it for yourself hit up GHouse today - because you know they’ll pull up clutch with your latest delivery. Don't forget to let them know that Toker's Guide sent you their way!

Initial Thoughts Some cocktails are delicious enough to create a cannabis equivalent, and DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, has done just that with this fresh batch of Paloma. Much like its appetizing lime and tequila parallel, this batch looks to impress with massive buds featuring crazy blends of orange and green, dazzling trichomes, and an aroma so sweet you can smell it around the corner. 👃 Appearance Dark and vibrant greens speckled with icy white trichomes, long hairy orange pistils shooting out like vines, and sticky resin patches. Status Fresh. Aroma Sweet and pungent notes of lime and grapefruit with an earthy undertone. Flavor Like the Paloma cocktail, the flavors feature sweet fruit and zesty lime. Lineage The Paloma strain is a cross of Grapefruit Fly and Durban Poison that runs sativa dominant. Effects The feeling of Paloma falls right in line with its namesake. There's a sweet kick of energy and a downright intoxicating giddiness. Like a euphoric tsunami I felt an uplifting and motivated mental state that was incredibly freeing and relieved any negative thought. The physical buzz was mellow and relaxing, like floating in a pool and taking the pressure off aches and pains. A fantastic option for mornings and early afternoons. Conclusion The Paloma strain from The Gift Givers dishes it out as a savory daytime treat that is all bliss and no stress. Lime and grapefruit notes create a smooth toking experience with a buzz to elevate the mind while keeping you motivated. It’s also safe to say the Paloma strain would pair very well with a Paloma cocktail. Try it for yourself by placing an order from The Gift Givers today and be sure to let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts With their refreshing cannabis version of a sweet summer slushie DC marijuana dispensary, Top Level pulls the lever to unleash this Blue Zlurpie. Sticky nugs smell reminiscent of a sweet and creamy Gelato to really pique your appetite. As an indica leaning hybrid, it could be the perfect way to chill out as we roll into summer. 🥤🥶 Appearance Nice looking buds feature a sea green and grape purple mix of coloration while sparkling with dense trichomes and patches of orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Sweet berry gelato with a hint of candy for a super pungent aroma. Flavor A blend of fresh flower, sweet candy, and earthy herbs. Lineage The Blue Zlurpee strain is a cross of Lemon Cherry Gelato and Blue Raspberry Gelato that runs indica dominant. Effects Like a pleasant brain freeze, Blue Zlurpee takes the reins with a heavy onset of cerebral activity and a light, floaty feeling. After the initial uplifting mental buzz, I felt a shift into a deeply relaxing state that was perfect for kicking back and taking it easy. I also felt an increased appetite and decrease in physical aches and pains for an incredibly laid back high overall. Conclusion This batch of Blue Zlurpie offers an all-around enjoyable cannabis experience. Green and purple nugs draw you in and the silky smooth, dessert-like taste makes a hit or two feel effortless and eases you into a relaxing buzz. Do yourself a favor this summer and visit Top Level ASAP to pick up a fresh batch of Blue Zlurpie, and be sure to give Toker’s Guide a shoutout at the counter!

Initial Thoughts Scrub a dub dub, got some Zoap in the tub from DC marijuana dispensary, Smoke Jumpers. This fan favorite never disappoints and is sought out among connoisseurs since it has one of the most unique terpene profiles in all of cannabis. 🛁🧼 Appearance Zoap's buds are dense and round, showcasing a dark olive green color with deep purple undertones. The nugs are adorned with fine amber-colored hairs and a hefty coating of trichomes. Status Curing. Aroma Zoap always has a creamy and cheesy smell to me but this batch is more fruity in its essence, while still having a creamy and earthy undertone. Flavor It boasts vibrant notes of sweet tart and tropical fruit, with a touch of cake and an earthy undertone. The inhale is smooth and expansive, delivering a clean citrus profile that develops into a more complex taste on the exhale. Lineage The Zoap strain is a cross of Pink Guava and Rainbow Sherbet that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects The high started with a comforting, uplifting sensation that gradually evolved into a happy, calm state. I felt an immediate wave of mental euphoria and relaxation. My mind was filled with imaginative thoughts, and I felt a noticeable reduction in my social anxiety. As the high progressed, the effects became more physical, providing a deep sense of bodily relaxation without causing sedation. Conclusion Next time you need some extra suds in the tub be sure to bring some Zoap along to make a relaxing bath time even more enjoyable. The consistent flavor through each puff makes Zoap a pleasure to smoke and the powerful effects make it easy to go back to this strain time and time again. It’s available from Smoke Jumpers so head on in today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Opening a jar of Designer Runtz from DC marijuana dispensary, Happy Bud, releases a powerful and enticing aroma. One that is a blend of sweet, fruity notes and reminiscent of tropical candies. Runtz crosses are certainly known for their flavor and potency, and you might say this batch was "designed" to be on point in both of those categories. 🎯 Appearance These Designer Runtz buds are a frosty treat for the eyes with layers of trichomes that seem to be piled on top of the light purple hued nugs. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A candy and creamy yogurt scent filled the air. Flavor The flavor profile of Designer Runtz is equally impressive. On the inhale, you're greeted with a burst of sweetness, complemented by hints of vanilla and berry, followed by an earthy and slightly herbal aftertaste. Lineage The Designer Runtz strain is a cross of Luxuriotti and Runtz that runs indica dominant. Effects Designer Runtz had me stuck in my head, singing and humming tunes to myself. My eyelids felt heavy, and the sedating effects were prominent, yet it didn’t knock me out completely. Instead, as the calming sensation spread through my body, I felt incredibly at ease. Conclusion Designer Runtz offers a mellow high that is calming and reflective without making you overly tired. It was perfect for unwinding and letting my thoughts drift while staying somewhat alert. Overall, it has a delightfully strong indica-oriented high and a deliciously funky flavor that I just couldn't stop rolling up. To experience it for yourself stop by Happy Bud today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Introduction Welcome to "Taste of Sherb," a journey through the diverse and flavorful Sherbert cannabis varietals currently available at premier DC marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge. Sherbert, renowned for its rich flavors and euphoric effects, has been crossbred to create various unique versions, each catering to different tastes and preferences. This report explores four distinct Sherbert crossbreeds: Lemon Cherry Gelato X Sherbert, Sherblato, Sunset Sherbert, and Rainbow Sherbert. Each offers a unique experience, making them a must-try for cannabis connoisseurs and newcomers alike. For a limited time you can get all four in a tidy carryout style box, but be advised, this box will do nothing to stop the powerful aroma and after partaking you may get cravings for Chinese food. Elevated Lounge: Your Gateway to Premium Cannabis If you're not familiar with Elevated Lounge, give them a try - they've certainly established themselves as a top destination for high-quality cannabis products in Washington DC. Known for their curated selection of premium flower, knowledgeable staff, and inviting atmosphere, they're the perfect place to explore the delightful world of Sherbert strains. The Sherbert Lineup 1). Lemon Cherry Gelato X Sherbert Flavor Profile: This crossbreed combines the sweet, fruity notes of Lemon Cherry Gelato with the creamy, berry undertones of Sherbert. Expect a vibrant burst of citrus and cherries on the inhale, followed by a smooth, sherbet-like exhale. Aroma: Zesty lemon mingles with a rich cherry bouquet, creating a fragrant experience that is both invigorating and soothing. Effects: Lemon Cherry Gelato X Sherbert offers a balanced high that begins with an uplifting cerebral rush, enhancing mood and creativity, followed by a relaxing body buzz. Ideal for daytime use or social gatherings. Appearance: Dense, bright green buds adorned with purple accents and a generous dusting of trichomes make this strain visually striking. 2). Sherblato Flavor Profile: A fusion of Sherbert and Gelato, Sherblato boasts a complex flavor palette with sweet, creamy, and fruity notes, accented by a hint of earthiness. Its taste is akin to a tropical fruit sorbet with a creamy finish. Aroma: Expect a strong, sweet fragrance with subtle undertones of fresh berries and citrus, accompanied by a faint herbal scent. Effects: Sherblato provides a euphoric, heady high that is great for unwinding on weekend afternoons without incurring any drowsiness. While its relaxing properties make it suitable for evening use, the energy levels might make getting to sleep more challenging for some. Appearance: Medium-sized, frosty buds with a mix of green, orange, and purple hues, indicative of its rich lineage. 3). Sunset Sherbert Flavor Profile: Sunset Sherbert is celebrated for its candy-like sweetness, featuring notes of sherbet, berries, and a touch of bubblegum. Its creamy, smooth finish makes it a delightful treat for the taste buds. Aroma: A blend of sugary fruit and berry scents with a hint of mint creates a refreshing aromatic experience that invokes a sense of nostalgia. Effects: This strain is known for its potent relaxing effects, offering a tranquil body high coupled with a mild cerebral uplift. Ideal for evening use, it helps alleviate stress and promotes restful sleep. Appearance: Vibrant buds with a striking mix of greens, purples, and fiery orange hairs, heavily coated with trichomes. 4. Rainbow Sherbert Flavor Profile: Rainbow Sherbert combines the best of its parent strains, delivering a fruity, creamy flavor with a spectrum of berry, citrus, and tropical fruit notes. The taste is reminiscent of a rainbow sorbet, pleasing to both the novice and seasoned cannabis user. Aroma: A sweet, fruity aroma with hints of candy and a subtle floral undertone provides a sensory delight. Effects: Known for its balanced high, Rainbow Sherbert offers both a gentle cerebral buzz and soothing body relaxation. It's versatile for both day and night use, promoting creativity and easing tension. Appearance: Colorful, dense buds featuring a kaleidoscope of green, purple, and orange hues, dusted with crystal-like trichomes. Selecting Your Sherbert When visiting Elevated Lounge, consider what you seek from your cannabis experience to choose the right Sherbert varietal: For a Creative Boost: Lemon Cherry Gelato X Sherbert is perfect for daytime activities and social events. For Relaxation and Calm: Sunset Sherbert is ideal for winding down after a busy day For Versatility: Rainbow Sherbert offers a balanced high suitable for various occasions, making it a great all-rounder. For Relaxation and Alertness: Sherblato offers a heady high and soothing feel-so-good body buzz that won't make you sleepy. Conclusion The Sherbert strains available at Elevated Lounge provide a rich tapestry of flavors and effects, catering to a variety of preferences and needs. Whether you're seeking a burst of creativity, a wave of relaxation, or a versatile experience, the Sherbert lineup promises to deliver. Visit Elevated Lounge in Washington DC to embark on your own "Taste of Sherb" and discover these exquisite cannabis varietals for yourself.

The best DC marijuana edible delivery service, Cannabake DC, has once again redefined the edible experience with their pack of 100MG Chocolate Covered Cake Bites. Perfect for those with a sweet tooth and a love for indulgence, these treats offer a sophisticated twist on the classic edible. Each bite-sized piece packs a potent punch with 20MG of THC, making them a formidable option for seasoned users. The chocolate coating melts in your mouth, revealing the delectable cake center, which offers a perfect balance of sweetness and texture. The infusion process ensures that every bite is consistently dosed, providing a reliable and enjoyable experience every time. Cannabake DC continues to keep me hooked with these cake bites. The luxurious chocolate exterior gives way to a rich, flavorful cake that’s been infused with high-quality cannabis. The taste is so divine that it’s easy to forget you’re consuming an edible, which is why moderation is key. Start with a small piece and wait to gauge its effects before indulging further. Cut them in half for a 10 MG dose or in quarters for a 5 MG dose! The effects of these cake bites began to make themselves known about 45 minutes to an hour after consumption. I started to feel a gentle wave of relaxation that gradually intensified, leading to a total meltdown of my body. Limbs felt like they were melting into the couch and my mind seemed to go with them. Leaving me completely carefree but somewhat worried about how I would get to bed. My gelatin legs wobbled as I climbed the stairs to my final destination for the night, and before I knew it I was peacefully asleep. These are the perfect dessert when I’m looking to unwind after a long day. They start to hit right at the point in the evening where there's enough time to chill and enjoy the potent effects before having to head to bed. Don’t forget to add these 100MG Chocolate Covered Cake Bites to your cart next time you order from Cannabake DC and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts One thing this Blueberry Mojito from DC marijuana delivery service, HYFE, has in common with the scratch bar beverage of the same name is that both require you to break up a little plant matter before enjoying them. The other thing they have in common is their absolutely delicious tart, fruity, and oh so delicious effervescent flavor. 🫐🥂 Appearance Long bunched up pistils with beautifully distinct trichomes, these light green buds are looking sexy. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A strong blueberry essence takes over mixed with cookie dough and cooling mint. Flavor Strong, tart, fruity, and earthy blueberry vibes with a refreshing aftertaste. Lineage The Blueberry Mojito strain is a cross of Blueberry Cookies and Lime Mojito that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects After trying Blueberry Mojito, I felt an immediate uplift in my mood. The initial effects were energizing and creative, making it easy to engage in social outings or work on some photography. As the high progressed, a wave of relaxation set in, easing any stress and promoting a calm, happy state, without losing an ounce of productivity. Conclusion Every taste of this tasty Blueberry Mojito makes it seem like it's happy hour for sure. Its delightful flavor and aroma make it a joy to consume round after round, while its balanced effects cater to a wide range of regulars. Run up the tab at HYFE next time you place an order and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you! Cheers!

Initial Thoughts Nowadays, Cannabis is like the new Coco-Cola machines with unlimited variations of flavors and combinations to choose from. Picking out this Cherry Lemonade, courtesy of DC marijuana dispensary, The Green Room, is a user-friendly experience that's even easier than hitting the buttons on these big touch screens. Perhaps, one day in the future we'll be getting great weed combinations in vending machines too, but I'm just not that psyched for a robot budtender. 🤖 Appearance A visual inspection of the sample turned up trichome covered dark green and purple buds with long orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Cherry Lemonade has prominent cherry terps that smell sweet and tart. Flavor A lemony cherry flavor with fruity undertones that linger on the palate. Lineage The Cherry Lemonade strain is a cross of Jack the Ripper and Cherry Pie OG that runs sativa dominant. Effects Cherry Lemonade had me feeling stoned from its heady effects, with a buzz that was as relaxing as it was intoxicating. While the strain sparked creativity, it kept my ideas confined within my brain, offering a soothing mental journey. The balanced high provided a gentle euphoria without overwhelming me, making it perfect for unwinding and letting my thoughts drift. Conclusion The story surrounding Cherry Lemonade is quite special, taking a turn for the worse when wildfires stormed across California in 2017 completely eliminating its genetics since all living plants and unplanted seeds perished. Thankfully a friend of Subcool's, a legendary grower and breeder, still had the parent strains and they were able to reproduce the Cherry Lemonade genetics we see today. This harrowing tale makes getting your hands on it that much more special. To pick up some for your own stash head to The Green Room today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts If an extraterrestrial enemy were to launch an invasion of earth, it wouldn't surprise me too much if this MAC (Miracle Alien Cookies) Attack ended up being the best defense. Currently in stock at DC marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, it's got enough terpy potency and other exotic tendencies to render pretty much any organism harmless and stoned. 👽 Appearance Dark green buds with purple patches and long, orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A creamy and cookie-like scent with some gassy notes. Flavor Sweet gas on the inhale with a woody musk taste on the exhale. Lineage The Mac Attack strain is a cross of Alien Cookies and Miracle 15 that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Houston, we have liftoff. Taking me directly into orbit, I was high as can be, but surprisingly, I still found it easy to get things done. My mind was clear, and my limbs felt weightless, making me feel like I was floating on my first ever space walk. The high lasted for a long duration, which lifted my spirits and boosted my energy leaving me elevated and not weighed down by gravity. Conclusion Grab a space suit because you're going to need it after igniting a joint of this MAC Attack. Delivering a stellar experience from the moment of takeoff, I was convinced I was a part of the US Space Force tasked with sharing the best cannabis from around the Milky Way Galaxy. Upon re-entering the atmosphere, my mission was simple: inform all Earthlings about this batch of MAC Attack and its out-of-this-world capabilities. Head into Treehouse DC to grab some today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!