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  • Dog Pound OG Puff Bar by DC MOTA - Taste Budz

    Initial Thoughts This Dog Pound OG "Puff Bar" by DC MOTA is a highly popular disposable vape that is currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Taste Budz. If you're looking for something discrete that travels easily and still gets the job done look no further than these powerful little sticks. 💪 Appearance A sleek device that that's easily concealed and can be recharged via micro usb. Flavor A slightly fruity and mostly piney essence that resembles an OG flower. Lineage The Dog Pound OG strain is a collaboration between MrExtractor, Daz and Kurupt of Tha Dogg Pound. While its genetics are a closely held secret, it runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Comes with an amazing body buzz and has a strong stoneyness that seems to come in waves. It's relaxing and calming, but didn't cause drowsiness. Conclusion These "Puff Bars" are super easy to take with you, hit strong if you want a big hit, and don't clog. The Dog Pound OG version has true hybrid and OG tendencies in terms of effects and I was really into the flavor as well. To put one (or several) in your own pocket just head to Taste Budz today and don't forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide!

  • Silver Haze SOLO Live Resin Vape by DC MOTA - Top Level

    Initial Thoughts This SOLO Silver Haze live resin vape by DC MOTA is courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Top Level, and has had the Toker’s Guide team zooming around sky high this week. Like a portable dab in your pocket, this particular live resin product has a delicious hazy flavor and sativa-oriented full spectrum effects that are both on point for the varietal. 🤤 Appearance A stylish, slender device that fits quite conveniently and comfortably in nearly any type of pocket. Flavor A hazey, anise-like, effervescent taste with hints of citrus and fuel. Lineage The Silver Haze strain is a cross of Skunk 1 X Northern Lights 5 X Haze that runs 90/10 sativa dominant. Effects I found the hits from this device easy to control in intensity. If I wanted a massive, full-sized hit it could definitely deliver, but also allowed for tiny little poofs as well. The onset came fast and I was rushed into an uplifting, euphoric high. It is very cerebral, but soon creates much tingling throughout the body. There's a spacey-ness to it as well, but for me it was as if I was over-focusing and capable of wielding the mental aspects to be productive or chill out. Phenomenal for daytime use. Conclusion With all the options I have available I have a feeling this Silver Haze SOLO Live Resin Vape I will be finding its way into my pocket most frequently for the rest of the week and through the weekend. The hardware is both durable and convenient delivering the headiest of hits, but the joyous flavor and uplifting aspects are what this Haze lover is all about. Head on in to Top Level today to try this vape out for yourself and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Pre 64 Runtz - The Gift Givers

    Initial Thoughts This is one solid Runtz phenotype from DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers. With a super sweet aroma and iconic purple look, these Pre 64 Runtz buds are a prime example of the strong genetic possibilities when working with a Runtz cross. Appearance A heavy shade of purple sits underneath the thick frosty layer of trichomes while bright orange pistils are spaced throughout. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma This smells like some propper Runtz with a really nice sweet candy scent. Flavor My joint was full of flavor until the very end with a super sweet but slightly tart candy taste. Lineage The Pre 64 Runtz strain is a cross of Zkittles and Gelato that runs balanced at 50/50 on the sativa/indica spectrum. Effects I smoked a fat joint of this Pre 64 Runtz, leaving my eyelids heavy and my face tingling with a blissful stoned sensation. Despite the relaxation, I didn't feel sleepy; instead, I was filled with a sense of rejuvenation and a newfound urge to tackle tasks. As the high progressed, the gentle tingly buzz spread from my face down to my legs, rendering them slightly lethargic but not entirely immobilized. I spent the remainder of my evening chilling until I muscled up the strength to make my way upstairs to bed. Conclusion Pre 64 Runtz offers a harmonious blend of relaxation and rejuvenation, perfect for when I’m looking to unwind without sacrificing productivity. It’s great for the end of the night when I’m winding down but still have some cleaning up around the house to do. Get some Runtz 64 dropped directly to your doorstep from the team over at The Gift Givers and don’t forget to mention Toker’s Guide sent you when you place your order!

  • Dutch Berry - The Garden DC

    Initial Thoughts Indulge in the rich, fruity flavors of Dutch Berry currently available from DC marijuana dispensary, The Garden. The strain is named after the Netherlands, renowned for its vibrant agriculture and delicious produce, and Dutch Berry pays homage to the country's culinary excellence while also tipping a hat to their role in keeping cannabis genetics alive. 🇳🇱🫐🍓 Appearance These fluffy, juicy buds have varying shades of green with sizable trichomes and long, brownish-orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Heavy berry and citrus scents. Flavor A perfect taste to match the fruit forward scent, with notes of blueberry and lemon. Lineage The Dutchberry strain is a cross of Dutch Treat and DJ Shorts Blueberry that runs sativa dominant. Effects Dutch Berry provided me a serene and uplifting embrace, lifting my spirits and filling me with a childlike sense of joy and wonder. I felt huge waves of happiness wash over me, accompanied by a chorus of giggles that bubbled up from deep within. This strain struck the perfect balance between sativa energy and hybrid relaxation, leaving me feeling carefree and content. Conclusion Dutch Berry is a delightful strain that delivers a sense of happiness and euphoria without the unwanted side effects of some sativa. Its gentle yet uplifting effects make it the perfect choice for me when I need a mood boost without feeling overly sedated or anxious. To grab some for yourself just head to The Garden ASAP and don’t forget to mention that you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!

  • Georgetown Pressure - Maven Wellness

    Initial Thoughts When you put something under pressure for an extended period of time, eventually it's going to crack. However, that's just not the case for local cultivators Terp Lords and The Wizard of Za since they have been cultivating this Georgetown Pressure with great results for years now. Check out this batch from DC marijuana dispensary, Maven Wellness, to see why we keep coming back for more! Appearance Tight, sparkly buds that are a luscious green with a heavy layer of trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Gassy and skunky with notes that are similar to berry-flavored candy. Flavor The flavors smack on this with a sharp, sweet, and tart berry flavor that makes the experience wonderfully delicious. Lineage The Georgetown Pressure strain is a cross of White Runtz and GG#4 that runs slightly sativa dominant. Effects Georgetown Pressure revived me with a burst of energy, as if I had just replaced my batteries, to give me the power I needed. Hitting hard and fast, it propelled me into a heady and fast-paced experience that kept me buzzing with excitement. Conclusion Georgetown Pressure is like a shot of adrenaline straight to the system, fueling your drive and determination with its potent and invigorating effects. This powerhouse strain was perfect for keeping me alert and engaged throughout the day. Don’t miss out on this Georgetown Pressure from Maven Wellness and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you when you stop by!

  • Larry Bird Kush - Elevated Lounge DC

    Initial Thoughts Step onto the courts of cannabis greatness with Larry Bird Kush, the strain that's as legendary as the basketball icon himself. Boasting a flavor profile that's nothing short of a slam dunk, DC marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge, knows how to pick an all star lineup. 🏀⛹️‍♂️ Appearance Big robust buds that are full of heavy trichomes that stick to everything. Since the layer of trichomes is so thick it's hard to make out that these buds are a healthy green with burnt orange pistils. Status Fresh. Aroma A creamy nose initially with a mix of cheese and berry scents. Flavor The flavor matched the aroma with a creamy and berry flavor on the inhale and a hazy exhale. Lineage The Larry Bird Kush strain is a cross of Blue Cheese, Hindu Kush and 213 Haze that runs balanced at 50/50 on the sativa/indica spectrum. Effects Larry Bird took me on a euphoric journey filled with creativity and focus, setting the stage for a productive and fulfilling day. With each puff, I felt a surge of energy and inspiration, as if I were in tune with the rhythm of the universe. This strain encouraged a state of deep focus and concentration, allowing me to tackle tasks with clarity and purpose while enjoying a pleasant, mellow buzz. Conclusion Larry Bird is all about performance. Its balanced hybrid effects provide a smooth and uplifting high that's perfect for any occasion. Whether you're hitting the court for a game of hoops or simply kicking back with friends, this strain is sure to elevate your mood and leave you feeling like a champion. Be sure to stop into Elevated Lounge today to pick up some for yourself and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Alien Fritter - Buddha Buddy DC

    Initial Thoughts Greetings fellow earthlings, the latest offering from DC marijuana delivery service, Buddha Buddy DC is out of this world and was sent to deliver some peace to our civilization. With a sour but tasty apple essence, Alien Fritter introduces itself as a savory treat best for a night time encounter. 👽🍎 Appearance These buds will catch you in a trance if you stare too long, the purple buds and the rusty orange pistils contrast perfectly to make an attractive looking nug. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A bubbly blast of minty berries. Flavor An intense berry taste followed by a sour apple and hash-like flavor with hints of fuel. Lineage The Alien Fritter strain is a cross of Animal Cookies and Sour Apple that runs indica dominant. Effects Alien Fritters most notable attributes for me were the laughter and relaxation it provided, leaving me in fits of giggles and a playful mood. Despite the jovial atmosphere, I felt calm and relaxed as this strain gently prepared me for bed without inducing drowsiness, winding down both my body and mind in preparation for a restful night's sleep. Conclusion Alien Fritter is a delightful strain that combines laughter and relaxation in equal measure. Its playful effects and calming vibes make it the perfect choice for unwinding after a long day or right before bedtime. Buddha Buddy DC may not be able to beam your order to you instantly, but with delivery so fast you may start to wonder if they're driving around in a spaceship. Place an order today and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Turbo Mind Trap - Capital Remedy

    Initial Thoughts Completely ready to put your mind in turbo is this top-shelf Turbo Mind Trap currently available from DC marijuana delivery service, Capital Remedy. The name alone won me over from the get-go, and its promise of slapping mental effects put the cherry on top.  With a sativa-dominant hybrid nature and loaded THC content, I was eager to give this batch a toke right away. 🏎🧠🪤 Appearance It just looks potent, with soft green buds completely smothered in frosty white trichomes and intertwining orange pistils. It's an appearance that's almost intimidating at first. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Pungent, sticky-to-the-nose aroma featuring a sweet, fruity initial scent followed by fumes of diesel. Flavor More sour than sweet, but a strong diesel taste provides a good indicator of the heavy buzz to come. Lineage The Turbo Mind Trap strain has unknown genetics. Effects This batch is incredibly versatile, almost like a choose your own adventure game based on what your mood and setting is. I felt an incredible boost of creativity and mental stimulation when I took a toke around mid day, powering me through my tasks with a fun kick of energy and without losing a sense of productivity. After another toke and a bigger dose later in the day, I felt the other side of this hybrid, with a deep feeling of relaxation and peace settling me down from head to toe. A true hybrid that can thoroughly swing both ways depending on the user, headspace, and environment. Conclusion Whether you are looking to put yourself in turbo mode or lock yourself in the couch for some sweet solace from a busy day, this Turbo Mind Trap can do it all. A perfect name for some premium flower, mystical fluffy buds, and a sour, but not harsh, taste make way for an incredible buzz. If you need some flower that’s potent, reliable, and a jack of all trades, look no further. Do yourself a favor by placing an order with our friends at Capital Remedy to get some of this incredible Turbo Mind Trap today, and don’t forget to let them know Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • White Truffle - The Green Room DC

    Initial Thoughts Much like the luxurious fungi form of the same name, the White Truffle cannabis strain is desirable for its exotic and delectable aroma - one that can elevate a smoking experience just as the former will undoubtedly elevate a culinary one. No truffle pigs necessary to find these elusive treats, though, just head to DC marijuana dispensary, The Green Room, and they'll have you saying bon appetite in no time. 👨‍🍳 Appearance These fluffy buds are a lush green with contrasting orange pistils and fresh, frosty trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A funky, sour, and dank scent with notes of pine and tart berries. Flavor The flavor was more fruit forward and quite sweet - a stark contrast from the aroma. Lineage The White Truffle strain is a cross of GG4 and Peanut Butter Breath that runs indica dominant. Effects White Truffle unleashed a surge of creativity within me, but it proved challenging to corral my thoughts as they danced freely through my mind. I felt spacey yet relaxed, with a body high that seemed to melt into a gentle state of peace. The effects hit swiftly and forcefully, leaving me feeling happy and free-spirited despite the whirlwind of cerebral activity swirling around. Conclusion This was an extremely satisfying toke. From opening the package till the last ash fell on the ground, White Truffle kept me intrigued due to its heavy aromatic presence and spacey, heady effects. Be sure to check out this rare strain from The Green Room before it's too late and don’t forget to mention Toker’s Guide sent you when you stop in!

  • Mango Lemonade by Seed & Strain - Cannabist, Norfolk (VA Medical)

    Introduction With fall on our doorstep, many of us are doing everything we can to hang on to those last remnants of summer. For me, that includes catching those last rays of sun on the beach with a mango margarita, paired with this delectable Mango Lemonade strain cultivated by Seed and Strain. This strain is available at the Cannabist dispensary in Norfolk, VA as well as other locations throughout the state. With a groovy fruity aroma of mangos and diesel erupting from the jar, I knew I’d be having plenty of fun in the sun! Appearance After opening my jar, I noted dense dark green buds with specks of purple marbled into each nug. Glistening trichomes and neon orange pistils greeted my gaze and left me drooling a little. Status Fresh, beginning to cure. Aroma A tropical eruption of mango and lemon, with hints of diesel and pine tickling the nose. Flavor Fruity, sweet, and citrusy with notes of gas as you exhale. Lineage The Mango Lemonade strain is a three way cross between Gorilla Glue #4 X Mango #13 X Tropicanna Punch that runs 60/40 indica dominant. Effects This Mango Lemonade strain gives the perfect high for the end of summer! Despite its indica lean, this strain is fairly equally balanced right off the bat. The cerebral rush of euphoria is exhilarating and gives you that perfect boost of energy. As you sit in the high, you’ll begin to feel that ultimate relaxation we all crave. Definitely more of an afternoon into evening strain for that reason. Conclusion If you’re looking for one last summer HURRAH, try adding this Mango Lemonade into the mix! Don’t miss your chance to enjoy the groovy euphoric high this glorious strain has to offer. You could be enjoying all the fun in the sun, just swing on by Cannabist in Norfolk to pick yourself up a batch. And don’t forget to let them know you heard about it here on Toker’s Guide!

  • Animal Face Dogwalkers - Cannabist, Norfolk (VA Medical)

    Initial Thoughts Over the years I’ve developed a love/hate relationship with dispensary pre-rolls. I’m the kind of girl who buys pre-rolls for convenience; however, in my experience, they’re tightly packed most of the time which causes the burn to run - on no! Well, gone are the days of searching for a well-produced, high quality doobie. Once I took a peek at these Animal Face pre-rolls purchased at my local VA medical dispensary Cannabist, I knew I was in for a great time! Each doobie is 0.35g of premium Animal Face goodness, which makes it the perfect size to take your pup out for that potty break while also leaving you the right amount of stoned. I was so intrigued, I just had to let y’all know about them ASAP! Appearance When it comes to pre-rolls, I genuinely believe you can judge a book by its cover. The overall aesthetic of the packaging screams glamorous! After opening the convenient on-the-go metal tin, there’s an adorable introduction to the founder of Dogwalkers' (Ben Kovler) dog, Bailey, printed on the lid. Each “mini-dog” pre-roll is nestled into its own individual spot inside the container for optimal storage and convenience. There's also a Dogwalker sticker inside every box! 😄 Status Fresh, but beginning to cure. Aroma These Animal Face pre-rolls smell absolutely divine with notes of sweet and minty herbs mixed with gas. Flavor Animal Face is a profound strain that delivers nothing but the best flavors to your palette. With a distinctive citrusy, sugary flavor comes hints of mint and pine that leave your tastebuds begging for more. Lineage The Animal Face strain is a 60/40 indica dominant cross between Face Off and Animal Mints. Effects Though Animal Face is considered an indica dominant hybrid, this is one that is going to have you feeling absolutely invigorated after just one doobie and you may ask yourself if it’s really an indica given the energetic (and talkative) onset. Overall, this bud left me feeling super creative and happy before putting me into a state of full body relaxation. I found it great for afternoon into evening use as I would have that boost of energy and then be able to wind down before bed. Conclusion I love all of the thought put into these pre-rolls! Each doobie burned consistently, tasted amazing, and left me feeling absolutely blissful. Plus, I got a new sticker for my water bottle! So, if you’re like me and you tend to refrain from buying pre-rolls because of their lack of quality, but you want the convenience, swing on by Cannabist in Norfolk to pick yourself up a box of these superb Animal Face Dogwalkers. Don’t forget to mention you heard about them here on Toker’s Guide!

  • Neapolitan Space Cream by Grow West - Chesapeake Apothecary (Maryland Recreational)

    Initial Thoughts Neapolitan Space Cream, crafted by Grow West and currently available at Maryland marijuana dispensary Chesapeake Apothecary, immediately captures the imagination with its evocative name and intriguing lineage. As a sativa-leaning hybrid of MK Ultra and The Black, this strain promises a unique blend of potent effects and entices with the idea of indulging in some type of cosmic Italian dessert. 🪐🍦 Appearance The buds of Neapolitan Space Cream are a sight to behold, showcasing dense formations and a dazzling array of colors. Shades of green, purple, and orange mingle with a generous dusting of trichomes, reflecting the strain's potency and quality. Each nugget is compact and well-formed, hinting at the rich terpene profile that awaits within. Status Curing. Aroma The aroma of Neapolitan Space Cream is a symphony of enticing scents that evoke images of a sugary celestial feast. Earthy pungent notes mingle with hints of grape, berries, and sweet spice, creating a complex and alluring fragrance. With each whiff, the sweet aroma transports the senses to a realm of indulgence and delight, setting the stage for an unforgettable experience. Flavor Upon inhalation, the flavors of Neapolitan Space Cream burst forth with intensity and depth. The taste is a harmonious blend of sweetness and spice, with distinct notes of grape, berries, and earthy undertones. The creamy texture envelops the palate, leaving a lingering sweetness that invites further exploration. It's a sensory delight that satisfies the soul and tantalizes the taste buds. Lineage Neapolitan Space Cream traces its lineage to the esteemed parent strains MK Ultra and The Black. This sativa-leaning hybrid inherits the best of both worlds, combining the uplifting effects of sativa with the relaxing properties of an indica. The result is a well-balanced cultivar that offers a journey to the outer realms of consciousness and creativity. Effects With its diverse terpene profile, including limonene, trans caryophyllene, and linalool, Neapolitan Space Cream delivers a multifaceted experience that delights the mind and body. Users may experience a surge of euphoria and creativity, accompanied by a gentle relaxation that soothes the muscles and melts away tension. Whether enjoyed during the day or night, this strain offers an otherworldly escape from the mundane. Conclusion Neapolitan Space Cream by Grow West is more than just a cannabis strain; it's a ticket to a universe of indulgence and exploration. From its tantalizing aroma to its blissful effects, every aspect of this cultivar invites users to embark on a journey to a galactic ice cream shop in the stars. Whether seeking inspiration or relaxation, Neapolitan Space Cream delivers a truly out-of-this-world experience.

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