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  • Colorado Nightshifter - The Gift Givers

    Initial Thoughts They say the night is darkest before the dawn, but with Colorado Nightshifter, every moment seems illuminated with brilliance. It’s currently available from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, and is guaranteed to alter the course of your night. So, why sleep when you can soar among the cosmos on the wings of this exceptional strain? Appearance Beautiful, spear-shaped, light purple buds that sparkle with frosty white trichomes. Status Fresh. Aroma A mix of sweet cream and citrus. Flavor A very cherry citrus taste on the inhale with a super smooth and sweet exhale. Lineage The Colorado Nightshifter strain is a cross of Trop Cherry and Frozay 94 that runs sativa dominant. Effects Colorado Nightshifter induced a sense of focus that allowed me to engage fully in whatever task or activity I chose. It wasn't overly energizing, but rather provided a gentle boost of mental clarity that helped me stay on track without feeling overwhelmed. Despite its focused effects, I remained very much at ease, enjoying the moment and feeling fully present. It was a truly enjoyable high, characterized by a perfect balance of focused concentration and relaxed contentment. Conclusion I'm now a big fan of this strain and, with a unique name like Colorado Nightshifter, I don't think I’ll be forgetting it anytime soon. In the future, whenever I see it on the menu I'll consider it a "must cop", but for now it's still available in all its splendor from The Gift Givers. Check it out for yourself by placing an order with The Gift Givers today and don't forget to mention that you saw it on Toker’s Guide!

  • Sister City Live Resin Batter by CULTA - Waave Dispensary (Maryland Medical)

    Initial Thoughts Embark on a sensory journey through urban landscapes with Sister City, presented in the form of live resin batter. Crafted with precision and care by CULTA, this batter is currently available at Waave for the discerning consumers of the Maryland Medical marijuana market. Appearance This live resin batter is light amber in color and super terpy with a glossy, reflective sheen. Status Fresh. Aroma A clean live resin smell with prominent notes of citrus, chem, and gas. Flavor A chemical citrus cleaner taste. Lineage The Sister City strain is a cross of Chem Sister and ONYCD that runs indica dominant. Effects Sister City wasted no time in delivering an immediate head rush, leaving me momentarily breathless after a substantial dab. This initial sensation paved the way for an incredible, slowly building relaxation that spread throughout my body. Euphoria blended in with the relaxation, accompanied by a notable relief from any pain. It’s worthwhile to note that a heavier dose of Sister City swiftly lulled me into a deep and restful sleep. Conclusion Sister City stands as a testament to the richness of the chem family lineage, offering a terpene-rich delight exceeding over 10% terps. This strain is a must try for any dab loving connoisseur, as it exceeded my expectations. Grab some today from Waave and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you their way! *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.

  • Blue Dream & Sour Diesel "Flips" Vape Pen by DC MOTA - Taste Budz DC

    Initial Thoughts It’s always a good day when a DC MOTA vape comes across my desk, and since this premium switchable vape pen comes with two whole grams I’ll be switching back and forth between Sour Diesel and Blue Dream for the foreseeable future. The flips are currently available from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Taste Budz, and provide me with the perfect yin and yang duo ready for whatever situation. ☯️🔄 Appearance It’s easy to overlook all the little details that DC MOTA does right since this vape is so sleek, but my favorite part has to be the colored dots that indicate which tank is which. In this way, it's much easier to make sure I’m hitting that golden distillate from the desired tank. Flavor The Blue Dream has a straight up blueberry taste to it, while the Sour D is a little more complex and actually tastes slightly different than last time I had DC MOTA's Sour vape, this time being more lip puckering sour than a skunky sour. Lineage The Sour Diesel strain is a cross of Chemdawg and Super Skunk that runs sativa dominant. Blue Dream strain is a cross of Blueberry and Haze that runs slightly sativa dominant. Effects Sour Diesel is my go-to for a burst of energy and positivity. As soon as I take a hit, I feel an instant excitement that fills the room with laughter and good vibes. On the other hand, Blue Dream offers a more laid-back and hazy experience. Its effects come on more slowly, putting my motivation in question, but allowing me to unwind worry free. Conclusion DC MOTA doesn’t miss and it consistently shows in the quality of their products. You know it's as easy as heading on down to Taste Budz and checking out their wide assortment of potent and delectable options. Try not to “flip” out when the entire two grams are gone in a weekend, just head back in to grab another switchable vape pen and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Sunset Octane by Evermore - RISE (Maryland Recreational)

    Initial Thoughts It would be quite embarrassing if you had plans to ride off into sunset but ran out of gas shortly after departure. Well, now you can save yourself the embarrassment by making sure you’ve stocked up with this batch of Evermore's Sunset Octane. Currently available at Maryland recreational marijuana dispensary, RISE, it leans sativa dominant and smells like it can put some fuel in your tank. ⛽ Appearance A layer of nearly reflective starry trichomes sits atop these green and purple flecked buds. I'd also be remiss not to mention the sizable tangles of fiery orange pistils present throughout. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A mixture of tropical and citrus scents with hints of fuel. Flavor More tropically fruity than gassy with hints of mint and wild flowers. Lineage The Sunset Octane strain is a cross of Sunset Sherbet and High Octane OG that runs sativa dominant. Effects Sunset Octane surprised me with its initial demeanor, especially considering its sativa classification. Unlike typical sativa's, it didn't rush straight to my head or induce a racing sensation at onset. Instead, it gently lifted my spirits and infused me with a sense of positivity, making even mundane activities feel more enjoyable. Its ability to foster good vibes was undeniable, all while I was able to enjoy a sense of contentment and well-being. Conclusion Overall, I found this batch of Sunset Octane highly enjoyable given the deliciously fruity gassiness and slightly energetic buzz. It's a true mood booster and feel good option to have on hand for daytime tasks. If I had to compare it to the automobile world it would be more like a classic convertible sedan than a sup'd up modern sports car - a smooth, enjoyable ride with some power when you need it, but not too speedy. Head on into your nearest RISE dispensary today to try out some of this Sunset Octane for yourself. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Black Truffle - Elevated Lounge

    Initial Thoughts Take a gander at this gorgeous batch of Black Truffle currently on the shelves of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge. Much like the prized fungus it's named after, these buds look just as delicious and release a mouthwatering aroma that makes them nearly irresistible. Notably, the flower is still sticky to the touch and its vibrant colorful layers are completely drenched in starry trichomes. 🤩🤤 Appearance Dark green and purple buds with fiery orange pistils washed over with white, glistening trichomes. Status Fresh. Aroma A sweet kick of fruit with hints of coffee grounds. Flavor Sweet and sour mixed together in a way that resembles dark chocolate and black coffee. Lineage The Black Truffle strain is a cross of Gelato and Chocolate Kush that runs indica dominant. Effects Black Truffle brought me a wonderful combination of relaxed and happy energy. I felt a calmness after consuming that was very cozy and eased away all the tightness in my body. While this falls in line with the indica lean of this batch, there is a notable buzz of energy that emerges after the initial high. This feeling of liveliness kept me upbeat and ready to be interactive and creative with my surroundings. Conclusion As a 60/40 indica dominant option, this strain truly brings the best of both worlds. It had a soothing buzz that leaves the body and mind at peace, but without running out of energy or losing steam. Use it as morning motivation, a break during lunch, or a treat in the evening knowing that this versatile hybrid will do the trick. Grab a delicious slice of this Black Truffle from our friends at Elevated Lounge before it's gone and be sure to let them know that Tokers Guide sent you!

  • Tropical Gelato - Smoke Jumpers

    Initial Thoughts Prepare for a flavor-packed adventure with Tropical Gelato, the latest offering from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Smoke Jumpers. True to its name, this hybrid boasts a delightful fusion of fruity aromas and smooth vanilla undertones, promising a delectable experience from the very first toke. With buds that grind effortlessly and roll smoothly, Tropical Gelato invites you on a joyride of euphoria and relaxation. 🌴🌺🥥 Appearance A blend of light and dark forest greens with orange pistils and lots of frosty trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A smooth vanilla and sweet fruity blend. Flavor Sweet tropical fruit and sour candy make for a delicious toke. Lineage The Tropical Gelato strain is a cross of Pineapple and Gelato that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects The onset was a floaty head buzz that seemed to tingle my brain - especially right behind the eyes. This leads into a soothing, mellow, and easygoing energy that finds content in anything from walking to relaxing on the couch. A soft, but stimulating body high takes the tension away without a tired, lethargic feeling. This batch is ideal for enjoying anytime you have a break in your day and can help you take a vacation from life for a while. Conclusion Tropical Gelato lifts off with a strong spacey buzz that glides into a wonderfully mellow, yet happy high. The fresh buds deliver a pungent, sweet aroma and this personality of fruit-forward smoothness continues into the unique flavor profile. You'll want to set aside some time to embark on a tropical staycation with this exquisite flower. Book your experience today by heading to Smoke Jumpers in DC and don’t forget to mention that Tokers Guide sent you!

  • White Cherry Dulce - Top Level

    Initial Thoughts Savor the sweetness of White Cherry Dulce with each inhale, as flavors of juicy cherries dance on the palate. Cherry terps aren’t my go to, however this Cherry cross is so potently delicious it makes my mouth water every time. Currently available from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Top Level, it's ready to be rolled up, ripped in a tube, or packed into a dry herb vape right away. 🍒✨ Appearance Tight and dense light green nugs with patches of dark green. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Sweet vanilla mixes with a recognizable cherry scent. Flavor A creamy and juicy dark cherry taste. Lineage The White Cherry Dulce strain has unknown genetics. Effects Upon consumption, White Cherry Dulce unleashed a wave of energy that swept me off my feet. I felt an intense desire to move, dance, and express myself freely. The strain's uplifting effects created a sense of euphoria, enhancing my enjoyment of music. As I surrendered to the music, White Cherry Dulce kept my spirits high and my body in motion. White Cherry Dulce maintained its energetic vibe throughout my high, ensuring that I remained fully engaged and immersed in the moment. Conclusion White Cherry Dulce delivered a flavorful and uplifting experience that pleasantly surprises even those who aren't typically drawn to cherry-flavored strains. Head on down to Top Level today to experience this superb batch for yourself and don't forget to mention Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Lemon Cherry Gelato - Treehouse DC

    Initial Thoughts Trees drop leaves, but DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, drops fire buds. This time around it's some top-shelf Lemon Cherry Gelato and, I must say, this batch is built like a champ. Featuring a slight indica lean that is sure to slow down the pitter patter of life it can help you sit back, relax, and turn any frown upside down. 🙃 Appearance The buds have dark green hues with hidden patches of purple along with a frosty layer of trichomes and small, orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Pine wood and sour citrus mix for a quirky yet delightful smell. Flavor A sweet mix of lemon citrus and cherry fruit flavor. Lineage The Lemon Cherry Gelato strain is a cross of Sunset Sherbert and Girl Scout Cookies that runs slightly indica dominant. Effects Working its way down the body, the Lemon Cherry Gelato body buzz was as sweet as it sounds. It's a tingly, happy, and relaxing high that came on quick and relieved my aches and pains with ease. Mentally, this batch provides a fun and fuzzy headband-like feeling that takes you in and out of focus as anxieties wash away. Great for nearly any time of day, this batch puts you in a blissful state without dragging you into the couch. Conclusion We are still months away from summer time ice cream, but its the perfect time of the year for this Lemon Cherry Gelato. Providing an uplifting mental buzz while easing the tension in the body with a wave of relaxation, it's now on the list of my favorite hybrid selections. To pick up a scoop or two for yourself just head to Treehouse DC today and don't forget to let them know that Toker's Guide sent you!

  • White Fire OG - HYFE

    Initial Thoughts Fresh off the shelf at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, HYFE, comes fan favorite, White Fire OG. This bud could be a painting, with frosted trichomes that look like blankets of fresh snow covering a landscape. It sounds cold, but I assure you that its effects are actually quite cozy. 😊 Appearance Snow white trichomes over a mix of dark and light greens with lots of thick orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Full of citrus, pine, and earthiness. Flavor A mix of pine and citrusy lemon with hints of earth. Lineage The White Fire OG strain is a cross of The White and Fire OG strains that runs slightly indica dominant. Effects Relaxed but not tired, White Fire OG provides a happy warmth and peace that leaves you content and easy-going. On a cerebral level it lifts you up with a feeling of serenity and zoned out Zen. The slight indica dominance is noticeable and the floaty, euphoric body high lasted while providing relief to my bodily aches and pains. Conclusion The White Fire OG strain, also referred to as “WiFi OG” or “White Fire”, is as good as it sounds delivering an uplifting and stoney high. This batch turned my day around by promoting relaxation and relieving my stress both mentally and physically. Overall, this is a well-cultivated flower with more than enough frosty trichomes to put the "white" in its name. To experience it for yourself just hit up HYFE ASAP and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you when you place your order!

  • Pablo by Terp Lords - Maven Wellness

    Initial Thoughts Ever dreamed of experiencing the intoxicating allure of Pablo Escobar's empire without the risk? Now you can. With some of the wildest packaging I’ve ever seen this 8th bag of the Pablo strain initially looks like a brick of fish scale sent from Don Pablo himself. It's currently available from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Maven Wellness, and with the heat that Terp Lords have been cultivating lately I wouldn't be surprised if they end up with an empire of their own. 😎 Appearance A nice layer of sticky white trichomes and vibrant orange pistils on top of dark purple hued buds. Status Fresh. Aroma A fresh-picked berry-like scent. Flavor This one has such a great taste to it with sweet berry notes and a hint of mint. Lineage The Pablo strain is a hybrid cross of Pluto, Pancakes, and Zkittles. Effects Pablo strikes the perfect balance with an immense body high that offers just the right level of energy without tipping into either extreme. It uplifted my spirits, sparked my creativity, and imparted a calming sense of happiness. It also proved to be an ideal choice for unwinding, particularly after dinner, as it helped me coast through the rest of my evening with a grin on my face and zero drowsiness. Conclusion This batch of Pablo by Terp Lords stands as a testament to the innovation and quality present in the DC cannabis scene right now. Not only is it worthy of the "top-shelf" label for flavor and effects, it also adds an element of intrigue with its creative packaging. Those looking to have phantasms of Pablo's empire while burning on some excellent local designer cannabis should head to Maven Wellness ASAP. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you when you drop by!

  • Coco Cherries - Flower Ave

    Initial Thoughts Check out this super exotic batch of Coco Cherries that's currently available from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Flower Ave. It's one of the ones that helped get comedian Joey Coco Diaz started with his Southern California cannabis brand, Laughing Gas. I think it's the kind of kind bud that's guaranteed to have you laughing your ass off - and that's before you listen to some of his jokes. 😂 Appearance Green and blue buds with a heavy layer of white trichomes along with reddish-orange pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A gassy cherry mixture. Flavor The inhale has a vanilla cherry taste and the exhale turns more gassy with a bite. Lineage The Coco Cherries strain is a cross of Cactuz and Super Lemon Cherry Gelato that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects From the moment I indulged in Coco Cherries I felt a surge of creativity coursing through me. Ideas flowed effortlessly, and my imagination soared to new heights. This creative boost was accompanied by a profound sense of happiness, lifting my spirits way beyond what they were prior. I was able to remain focused on the task at hand, channeling my energy into productive endeavors. Conclusion As you indulge in the refined smoke of Coco Cherries, prepare to embark on a journey through the corridors of luxury and sophistication - one that will leave you feeling as glamorous as a Hollywood starlet on the red carpet. To begin simply place your delivery order with Flower Ave today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Grape Ape by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary

    Initial Thoughts Release your primal instincts with this Grape Ape cultivated by Alternative Solutions and currently available through DC marijuana dispensary, Takoma Wellness. All I ask is that they don’t run out before I grab some more because I’ll be banging my chest if they do! 🍇🦍 Appearance Super fresh purple and green buds with heavy white trichomes galore and stringy orange pistils. Status Fresh. Aroma A fruit forward, grape-like scent that's more prominent once it's broken up. Flavor Heavier on the purp terps with the inhale and a slight skunky taste on the exhale. Lineage The Grape Ape strain is a cross of Mendocino Purps, Skunk, and Afghani that runs indica dominant. Effects Grape Ape slowed down both my body and mind, gently easing me into a state of relaxation. Its sedating effects were pronounced, inducing a strong body high that left me feeling pleasantly numb. Grape Ape proved effective at altering my mood and lifting me to a state of comfortable happiness while also providing relief from any pain. Conclusion So, jungle explorers, prepare to channel your inner primate with this epic batch of Grape Ape from Alt Sol. It has the power to make you feel super toasty and you might even begin to have stoney thoughts like wondering how big King Kong's joints are. To experience it for yourself be sure to stop by Takoma Wellness ASAP and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

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