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Grape Ape by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary

Strain: Grape Ape

Market: DC Medical Marijuana

Overall Rating: 9.2/10

Lean: Indica Dominant

Initial Thoughts

Release your primal instincts with this Grape Ape cultivated by Alternative Solutions and currently available through DC marijuana dispensary, Takoma Wellness. All I ask is that they don’t run out before I grab some more because I’ll be banging my chest if they do! 🍇🦍



Super fresh purple and green buds with heavy white trichomes galore and stringy orange pistils.




A fruit forward, grape-like scent that's more prominent once it's broken up.



Heavier on the purp terps with the inhale and a slight skunky taste on the exhale.


The Grape Ape strain is a cross of Mendocino Purps, Skunk, and Afghani that runs indica dominant.


Grape Ape slowed down both my body and mind, gently easing me into a state of relaxation. Its sedating effects were pronounced, inducing a strong body high that left me feeling pleasantly numb. Grape Ape proved effective at altering my mood and lifting me to a state of comfortable happiness while also providing relief from any pain.



So, jungle explorers, prepare to channel your inner primate with this epic batch of Grape Ape from Alt Sol. It has the power to make you feel super toasty and you might even begin to have stoney thoughts like wondering how big King Kong's joints are. To experience it for yourself be sure to stop by Takoma Wellness ASAP and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!


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