Initial Thoughts The smells coming off of this batch of Modified Bananas makes it seem like it came straight from the Dole Factory, when in fact it's available currently at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, The Garden. The banana terpenes are even strong enough to overpower the garlic in its DNA that usually winds up being the dominant scent in any GMO cross. 🍌 Appearance Looking like a proper banana phenotype with its long rusty orange pistils, these buds are mainly green with a hazy covering of trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Citrus fruit forward with banana heavy notes. Flavor Dank banana with a nice slightly citrus fruit taste and a banana liqueur after taste. Lineage The Modified Bananas strain is a cross of GMO and Banana OG that runs indica dominant. Effects Modified Bananas is a powerhouse strain that provided me with a heavy body high and exceptionally sedative effects. It offered profound relaxation, making it perfect for promoting sleep and relieving stress. Additionally, its mood enhancing properties were capable of transforming a bad mood into a good one or enhancing my already positive mood. Conclusion The next time work is driving you bananas you can call on these Modified Bananas to help modify your mood. It's a strain that offers a delightful escape from the daily grind, so when life starts feeling like a jungle head to The Garden and grab some for your own stash. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Like a single cloud floating through the sky, the Georgia Sunset strain can help you drift off into a euphoric high. Courtesy of The Gift Givers, a DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, this batch is a sweet treat featuring a soothing floral smell and large spiraling orange pistils. I’ve personally never seen a sunset in Georgia, but if this bud is any indication, then it’s worth a trip. 🌅 Appearance Vibrant green buds that are fluffy and wrapped in large orange pistils like overgrown vines. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A scent of soothing lavender mixed with a sweet bouquet of wild flowers and hints of maple syrup. Flavor The inhale is sweet and fruity with a tangy but smooth exhale. Lineage The Georgia Sunset strain is a cross of Georgia Pie and Sunset Sherbet that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects At onset there's a delightful cloudiness in the mind and a tingle throughout the body, followed by a steadily increasing euphoric buzz. It's a feeling that seems to come in waves and it helps you kick back, relax, and zone out from the world for a while. Ideal for a lunch break, post work reward, or weekend treat, this batch deserves some time set aside to truly enjoy its rollercoaster high. Conclusion Like being on a magic carpet ride across the sky, I immensely enjoyed this batch of Georgia Sunset. The gnarly buds resemble prehistoric jungle fruit and their pungent aroma only reinforces that notion. Without a doubt, this one will have you stoned to the bone shortly after you exhale. To enjoy the peaceful euphoria of some Georgia Sunset for yourself just hit up our friends at The Gift Givers asap and be sure to let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Ready for the runway, this Blue Cheese is a phenotype created by fashion brand Edie Parker and cultivated by Curio Wellness in Maryland. It can currently be found in both the Bethesda and Silver Spring locations of RISE dispensary. I must say, as a prime example of genetics that originate from the UK, it looks jolly good. The only question I have is what Edie Parker handbag should I get to go with it? 👜🤷‍♀️ Appearance A beautiful combination of fresh white trichomes and super long red-orange pistils give these green buds a dazzling look. Status Fresh. Aroma A citrusy, spicy, and slightly floral scent. Flavor Spicy, minty, and cheesy with a Haze-like flavor on the exhale. Lineage The Blue Cheese strain is a cross of UK Cheese and Blueberry that runs indica dominant. Effects Blue Cheese is renowned for its potent effects and distinct characteristics. It delivered a heavy, deeply relaxing buzz that provided relief from all the pain I was experiencing prior. Particularly targeting my brain and slightly affecting my fine motor control, it induced a fuzzy, vision-distorting high where the safest and happiest place to be was the couch. Conclusion This beautiful Blue Cheese is sticking to my joint paper like blue cheese to a cheese plate. I just love burning on it and it has had me ever so relaxed every evening this week. Not only am I a fan of it's funky, exotic flavor, I'm becoming so into the buzz I'm wondering if I should become a fashionista for the brand. To try some of this Edie Parker Blue Cheese for yourself just strut your stuff over to your nearest RISE location ASAP and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts This isn’t the first Sherbanger sample that has come across my table, and I definitely don’t want it to be my last. I really like this strain, and for obvious reasons it's a "banger". This time I got it straight from the top-shelf of DC i-71 dispensary and delivery service, Capital Remedy, and I rolled it up right away. 🤗 Appearance Fuzzy and soft looking buds with a green and slightly dark purple base. There isn’t an abundance of pistils but there is a heavy coating of trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A sweet and sour fruitiness mixed with a gassy scent. Flavor A sour citrus inhale with a fruity cream exhale. Lineage The Sherbanger strain is a cross of Sherbet and Headbanger that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Sherbanger wasted no time in creating a sense of calm happiness. The euphoria it brought was palpable, easing any tension and leaving me with a contented smile. The high hit hard with potent effects that lead to uncontrollable giggles. It made me wish it wasn’t the dead of winter so I could go outside and cozy up by a fire pit - not that I was couch-locked, it's just perfect for chillaxing. Conclusion Sherbanger's versatility makes it an excellent choice for various occasions. Whether you're unwinding after a long day, socializing with friends, or barbecuing on a Sunday afternoon it will be your trusty companion. Just stop by Capital Remedy or place an order for delivery today to experience it for yourself. Oh, and don't forget to mention that you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts DC I-71 marijuana dispensary, Hotbox Uptown, is shaking things up by rolling out some sweet chaos with this new batch of Cherry Mayhem. Why gamble on the new strain hitting the block you might ask? All the sweet details aside, these sticky, glittering buds typically have a whopping 30%+ THC level and are capable of sending you directly into the stratosphere. 🛰 Appearance A blend of dark and light greens intertwined with stocky orange pistils and topped off with shining trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A pungent mixture of fruit and sweet citrus that softly punches the nose. Flavor Sweet cherry with a savory herbal taste. Lineage We can't find much on the Cherry Mayhem strain, but the Purple Mayhem strain is a cross of Dark Desire and Dark Cross that runs heavily indica dominant. Effects This batch provides a bodily buzz that would be mayhem for anyone trying not to have a chill time. Its incredibly smooth and calming high satisfies the itch while leaving you still highly functional. The cherry on top was the relief it provided me: easing muscle tensions, decreasing soreness and aches, and a continuing tingle through the extremities. Conclusion We could all use some extra comfort as the winter winds down and greener days are ahead, so bring some green to your day with this ironically named Cherry Mayhem. Its hearty buzz keeps you relaxed and focused and it's good for any time of the day without you missing a step. Ultimately, the high THC levels got the job done for me and provided wonderful relief while leaving a grin on my face. Try it out for yourself by stopping into Hotbox Uptown today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Grape and bubblegum, in my opinion, are two of the hardest flavors to hit spot on, so the thought of getting to try both at the same time has me excited. Grape Bubblegum, currently available through DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Buddha Buddy DC, is going to keep on blowing up until it pops, so be sure to grab some while you still can. 🍇🌬️ Appearance This Grape Bubblegum wants to be purple so bad it has a few purple spots poking out but is mainly green in color. It’s covered in trichomes, but there are minimal pistils. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A super loud grape smell that’s instantly recognizable. Flavor A grape forward taste on the inhale with a sweeter bubblegum taste on the exhale. Lineage The Grape Bubblegum strain is a cross between GMO and Purple Punch resulting in an indica dominant strain. Effects Upon consumption, Grape Bubblegum wasted no time in manifesting heavy-lidded eyes and a dry mouth, signaling the onset of its relaxing effects. Mentally, it left me in a spacey mindset, requiring careful consideration before speaking. As for the body high, my lower half started to feel a heavy warmth, starting in my knees and working its way down to my toes. Conclusion I envisioned Big League Chew while rolling this up. The grape smell is very similar and sent me back to a time when baseball was everything in my childhood. Grape Bubblegum was my go to back then, and it's back as my go to now that I’m an adult. Place an order from Buddha Buddy today to get some of these Grape Bubblegum buds delivered directly to you. Don’t forget to mention that you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!

Initial Thoughts Hippies of the past would’ve been blessed to toke on some groovy ganja of this high caliber. Named for the type of mind-bending high it can induce, this batch of Psychedelic was grown by craft cultivator, Grow West, and is currently available at Maryland marijuana dispensary Waave. We've recently become big fans of Waave due to their super warm, friendly, and knowledgeable staff, but also because they're carrying sought after Grow West flower like this conveniently close to the 495 beltway. ☮️🌈✌️ Appearance Fresh and fluffy buds that are mainly green with some darker purplish coloration here and there. Also note that it's hand-trimmed and has extra long pistils with a good amount of trichome coverage. Status Fresh. Aroma A gassy tropical fruit-like scent. Flavor Dank pineapple with hints of fuel and skunk. Lineage The Psychedelic strain is a complicated cross of BC Purps, Deep Purple, The Black, Green Crack, and Bubblegum that runs indica dominant. Effects This Psychedelic specimen whisked me away into a realm of sleepiness and giggles, marking its presence as a heavier indica strain. It rendered me quite immobilized, leaving me with little motivation to engage in activities. I enjoyed the psychedelic cerebral aspects, but thought that the body high was more obvious and pronounced. Overall, the state of euphoric bliss I found myself in had me floating comfortably on the couch watching music videos with a sense of deep fascination and a wandering mind. Conclusion This strain is aptly named due to the aforementioned cerebral qualities, but I also think it would pair well with other psychedelic experiences given the cozy and calming body high. Either way, I’m glad the friendly staff at Waave was able to provide this particular Psychedelic experience to me and I’m psyched to see what other fire flower comes from them and Grow West in the future. To check it out for yourself just head to their Greenbelt, MD location ASAP and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts This strain sounds more like something you’d try in the bedroom, but all dirty jokes aside, Cherry Blaster is currently available from The Green Room, a DC i-71 marijuana dispensary. The name might make you think dirty thoughts but once you indulge in some of this the only thing you’ll think of is that you want more. 🍒💥 Appearance Some buds are green some are more purple, but either way they are loaded with trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A vanilla cherry scent. Flavor Heavy earthy and pine flavors with hints of cherry and vanilla. Lineage The Cherry Blaster strain is a cross of OG Kush and Cherry Pie that leans indica dominant. Effects Cherry Blaster swept me away on an uplifting rush, filling my entire body with a gentle buzz. It infused me with a happy attitude and a carefree spirit, setting a positive tone for the experience. Concluding with a sedating feeling that left me in a state of deep relaxation, I woke up the next morning after smoking this feeling rejuvenated and ready to start the day. Conclusion This Cherry Blaster is perfect for blasting the brain with THC. It hits quickly and with potency making it a perfect choice for sessions later in the day or evening. Blast your brain with some of this Cherry Blaster from The Green Room by stopping in today! As always, don’t forget to mention Toker’s Guide sent you when you do!

Initial Thoughts If you haven't had a chance to check out DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Smoke Jumpers, yet then we suggest making your way to the Logan Circle area and check them out for yourself. This one stop shop has all the goods needed to get your weekend right and one especially nice example of their quality is this dank batch of Candy Yogurt. It's smells like a dream and hits like a champ plus it's got less calories than the ice cream option (JK 😂). Appearance These buds are sprinkled in trichomes and looking spectacular with a mixture of lighter and darker greens and bright orange pistils. Status Fresh. Aroma The smell is very candy-like and remarkably similar to a bag of skittles. Flavor A sweet and creamy flavor with hints of herbs and spices. Lineage The Candy Yogurt strain has unknown genetics. Effects The initial experience was marked by an active and energizing buzz, inviting productivity and engagement with the world around me. However, as time progressed, I noticed a gradual shift in the effects. The strain's calming qualities soon began to emerge providing relaxation and a giggly mood. This transition was subtle but unmistakable and the once-active strain now revealed its couch-lock tendencies. Conclusion Does anyone else keep a collection of the designer mylar bags they've acquired over the years, or is it just me? This particular bag is getting added as a keepsake immediately and, after the quality and deliciousness of this Candy Yogurt, I’m super excited to see what else Smoke Jumpers has coming our way. Stop by today to experience their comfortable and inviting space along with their wide variety of top-notch products. When you do don't forget to let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts For this mission Mr Nice Guys, a DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, has put their best on the case: Agent X. Beyond the appetizingly potent look and smell, Agent X proves its place with a strong genetic background and top-shelf level of cultivation. Since its creation, this strain has been successfully completing each and every mission: getting the user super baked! Appearance Vibrant and dark greens blend with deep purple across these buds which are excellently encased by icy trichomes throughout. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A delicious mix of soft vanilla tones and sour citrus notes. Flavor The taste is smooth, earthy, and vanilla with a hint of citrus to match the aroma. Lineage The Agent X strain is a well-balanced hybrid created by crossing Atomic Apple and Xeno # 1. Effects Like swimming directly into a wave, Agent X floods the mind and body with a deep sense of relaxation and peace. Washing away any mental clouds and negative thoughts, this batch supplies a feeling of confidence and focus that puts you in a whole new headspace. The body high is strong with a soothing tingle throughout that relieves tension and stress for a long duration after taking each toke. Conclusion If you’re looking for a strain that will get the job done, Agent X is ready to be at your service. Delivering versatility as a potent hybrid, this batch provides an uplifting focus mixed with calm relaxation for the best of both worlds. No surprise here, as Mr. Nice Guys has been continuously pumping out top quality flower without all the fluff, and Agent X is no different. Treat yourself to some of this fire bud by visiting Mr. Nice Guys in DC today and let them know Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts If you’re looking for the easiest way to get elevated then consider these Elevated Gummies from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge. Not only are they exquisitely delicious, but they're also hash rosin infused and each gummy is 50mg with five in a container for a total of 250mg of THC. 🤩 Appearance Heavily sugar coated cube-shaped gummies that squish softly and rebound back quickly. They come in five different colors: purple, green, orange, blue, and red. Status Fresh with a nice soft chewable texture. Flavor Purple had a grape taste. Green was lime. Orange had more of a mango flavor to it. The blue was my favorite with a blue razz taste and the red was similar to strawberries. They all have a terpene taste to them but I wouldn’t say it tastes exactly like weed. Effects These cubes are perfect for versatility. If you want to stay productive but feel a nice buzz, have one. If you want to be a little more relaxed, but a little less functional, have two. If you're extra brave and want to go to sleep for the next 12 hours, then have 3! I’d probably stop there as anything more seems to be a waste of product for me, and I hate to waste good gummies. Especially ones that I know I can rely on to get me consistently stoned each time I dose. Conclusion You can’t get much better than the flavor, effects, and quality from edibles that are produced from rosin. The process is simpler than it sounds too and the producers simply opt to use decarboxylated rosin instead of active distillate when making their edibles. In my opinion, the results speak for themselves and it makes me wonder if it could ever make distillate obsolete. Maybe it's the gummies talking but I wonder what a rosin filled world of cannabis edibles looks like? To get your taste, head on into Elevated Lounge today and don't forget to let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you their way!

Initial Thoughts This batch of Biskante, currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary Monko, is an outstanding option for those seeking a great daytime toke. As a heavily sativa leaning hybrid with powerful parents in its lineage, it brings a highly energetic high that will impress your pallet at the same time. Not for the faint of heart, this bud features a high THC content that can easily lift you off on a heady magic carpet ride. ✨ Appearance Dense buds featuring deep greens and dark purple coloration, orange pistils, and smothered in sticky, glittering trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A sweet blend dominated by citrus scents with nutty, earthy tones. Flavor A delicious mix of sour lemon citrus and savory coffee-like notes. Lineage The Biskante strain is a sativa leaning hybrid created by crossing Melonade and Biscotti. Effects After a couple hits I began to feel that Biskante was much like the Golden Retriever of ganja. It greeted me with love and much excitement in the beginning, then fluctuated between being playful and enthusiastically nudging me for attention. Overall, it provided a euphoric floating feeling, an uplifting cerebral buzz, and a joyfully creative mindset. Great for daytime sessions and nights where you need to raise energy levels. Conclusion This excellent batch of Biskante is so much more than its sweet aroma and delicious taste - it can easily forge the energy boost you need to get your gears turning. Need help putting a positive, creative pep in your step? It's the perfect uplifting strain to keep on hand. Add it to the sativa side of your arsenal today by visiting our friends at Monko and don't forget to give Toker’s Guide a shoutout while you’re there!