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  • Oregon MAC - No Kids Allowed

    Initial Thoughts Even though this Oregon MAC from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, No Kids Allowed, leans slightly indica, it still possesses some sativa qualities from the Diesel and Columbian (both sativa-leaning) in the lineage. The result it a nicely uplifting, yet mostly balanced specimen that's great for summer nights. Appearance These bright green buds are dense and spear-shaped with lots of trichomes and sparse orange pistils. Status Curing, but still with a fresh aroma. Aroma Earthy, slightly sour, and with hints of pine and lemon. Flavor Sour and piney with notes of fuel and earth. Lineage The Oregon MAC strain is a cross of MAC and Oregon Diesel that runs slightly indica at 60/40 on the indica sativa spectrum. Effects Able to keep your body mellow while being uplifting in the cerebral department this is a nicely balanced option that won't give you couch-lock. I prefer it's effects in the evening - ideally right at sundown - to help take a load off while providing some socially enhancing and mood improvement. Perhaps a friend said it best when he described it as having "West Coast vibes". Conclusion Great for rolling up in large joints and burning down outdoors, perhaps around a campfire, this Oregon MAC is a strain for indica seekers to keep an eye out for. It's slightly energetic headspace combined with mellow euphoric body buzz makes it a highly satisfying treat. To grab some for your own stash just head to No Kids Allowed today and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

  • The Top 5 Marijuana Delivery Services Near Me in Washington DC

    There are many important factors to consider when determining the top marijuana delivery services in any city, and Washington DC is no different in that regard. What is different about DC is that you have considerably more vendor options, the vast majority being unregulated, than in many other areas. This is because in DC there are legacy businesses that have been operating under what's known as "Initiative 71" (i-71) as well as licensed medical dispensaries who also have delivery options available. Intriguingly, many of the i-71 services have historically had better quality and prices than some medical options, but which ones are the best and how can you find them? Enter Toker's Guide. It's part of our mission to continuously examine and vet all the DC delivery options and report the best ones, along with their best products, back to our audience in the form of weed reviews and lists of services. In the future, as DC's legacy cannabis businesses convert to medical dispensaries and licensed couriers, we'll be amending our list to include these newly licensed, fully-legal entities. For now, however, you can find the BEST marijuana delivery options, licensed or i-71, currently serving DC below based on our experiences with them and the following criteria: Product Quality Here at Toker's Guide we're ONLY looking for the BEST, highest quality, cannabis products around. All of the services on our site have great flower, edibles, and concentrate, but some rise above the rest. To determine who's bringing the best to market we're looking at freshness, flavor, potency, and proper packaging as some of the most important aspects. Customer Service Just because you have great flower doesn't mean you can get it to me on time and without hassle. Therefore, when grading DC delivery services, we've taken aspects like punctuality, kindness, and knowledgeability into consideration. Menu Variety We also want to see that DC marijuana delivery services have a wide variety of products and product types to choose from, not just the same few types of flower or edibles each time. In fact, we want to see an easy to navigate menu that's full of great, high quality options. Of course, we also want to see that you have what you say you have and won't pull a "switcheroo" on anyone. So, without further adieu, I give you our Top 5 Marijuana Delivery Services in Washington DC... 1). Takoma Wellness Center - Medical Marijuana Delivery Score: 9.9/10 Phone: (202) 465-4260 Website / Recent Reviews Takoma Wellness Center is the first and longest continually operating medical cannabis dispensary in Washington DC. It was founded in 2013 by Rabbi Jeff Kahn and his parents, who were early pioneers in the medical cannabis movement. Takoma Wellness Center is committed to providing patients with the highest-quality cannabis products and education about the plant's potential health benefits. They've been recognized for excellence by several publications and organizations, including: - Washington City Paper's "Best of DC" (6 years in a row) - High Times "Top 10 Medical Cannabis Dispensaries in the US" - Leafly "Top 10 Medical Cannabis Dispensaries in Washington DC" Not only do they have one of the nicest and most friendly dispensaries they also offer same day delivery within a six-mile radius of their location. This includes Georgetown, Foggy Bottom, Kalorama, Adams Morgan, and beyond. All customers within this zone will receive their orders within two to four hours. All other orders will be scheduled to deliver between 5:30pm – 8pm on weekdays and 4pm – 7pm on weekends. *Please note that there is a $10.99 delivery fee plus a $50 minimum order requirement. Overall, Takoma Wellness Center is a great option for patients looking for a reliable and trustworthy medical cannabis delivery service in Washington DC. They offer a wide variety of some of the highest quality products around and have an exceptionally knowledgeable staff with the upmost focus on customer service excellence. Learn More about how their delivery option works here or check out their online menu. 2). The Gift Givers - Marijuana Delivery Service Score: 9.8/10 Phone: (202) 297-7835 Website / Recent Reviews One of the best services, delivery or storefront, to come out of Washington DC's i-71 cannabis scene is most certainly The Gift Givers. They're always stocked with a wide variety of the finest exotic flower and have an excellent selection of concentrate and edibles as well. Their flower has found its way into our favorites list on numerous occasions and they continuously rate at or above 9/10 on our reviews. Additionally, their concentrate, especially the sugar and hash rosins, have consistently been some of my personal go-to's. Rivaling their top-notch quality is their phenomenal customer service and they have the stated aim of wanting to put a smile on every customer's face. If you ask around the Toker's Guide crew, they're always putting huge smiles on our faces and when we run into their customers they'll frequently mention how kind and courteous The Gift Givers are too. To check out their current menu simply visit their site here or give them a ring and they'll be delighted to discuss your personal cannabis needs. 3). Flower Ave - Marijuana Delivery Service Score: 9.7/10 Phone: (240) 794-8158 Website / Recent Reviews Pretty much every time I get flower from I-71 marijuana delivery service, Flower Ave, I'm impressed. That's because they're consistently bringing the best in designer exotic cannabis to my doorstep. With out of this world aromas and eye-popping appearances they're not worried about getting you amazing bag art, instead they're overtly concerned with making sure every bag is filled with absolute fire. Flower Ave is also laser-focused on quality assurance and customer service when it comes to their process. All of their products are safely sourced, lab-tested, and delivered in a fast and super friendly way. Their punctuality, professionalism, and commitment to customer care is obvious every time. Along with phenomenal flower they also have a strong menu when it comes to edibles and fancy pre-rolled options. Unlike many other vendors in the city, their pre-rolls are designer-level too, made of bud not shake, and come in proper packaging. 4). HYFE - Marijuana Delivery Service Score: 9.5/10 Phone: (202) 820-2328 Website / Recent Reviews Humble Youth for Evolution, or H.Y.F.E., is another i-71 marijuana delivery service that is dedicated to health-conscious living and, accordingly, has some of the highest quality cannabis products in town. Their flower is typically fresh, exotically potent, and hand-trimmed - all signs of their attention to detail. With a customer-centric approach they emphasize positive relationships with their patrons and that means punctuality, product knowledge, and professionalism are at their forefront. As for the Toker's Guide team, we love getting new rounds of HYFE flower and concentrate to tickle our minds and tantalize our taste buds - which happens without fail. Also note that their menu is expansive and extensive with numerous high-end options in flower, edibles, and extracts. Reach out to HYFE today and setup your delivery order to find out just how exceptional this service truly is. 5). Buddha Buddy DC - Marijuana Delivery Service Score: 9.4/10 Phone: (202) 710-5405 Website / Recent Reviews Boasting one of the largest and most diverse menus in the whole DC market, Buddha Buddy, has been in the i-71 cannabis delivery game since 2017. Their relentless pursuit of excellence has also afforded them many loyal customers who prefer their selection, quality, and the cute little Buddha figurines that come with your order. In our reviews, we've continuously remarked about the fine flower they purvey in their unique Buddha Buddy jars and often times it's been hard to pull the jar away from my nose given the wondrous aromas within. Also operating a storefront dispensary called The Treehouse, these cannabis aficionados are highly dedicated to their craft and bring a relaxing, friendly, warm, and fuzzy experience whether in dispensary or at your door. To experience their Buddha-branded customer service excellence for yourself just hit them up today on phone, IG (@buddhabuddydc), website or place an order on their user-friendly app! Of course, every delivery service we review on our site has been thoroughly vetted and has demonstrated their ability to provide high quality cannabis and exceptional customer service. To find all of our DC marijuana delivery service reviews and listings check out our Delivery Services page, and to stay up-to-date on all the BEST weed around make sure you're subscribed to Toker's Guide!

  • Apples and Bananas - Flower Ave

    Initial Thoughts With a name and potency that Raffi himself would be proud of, this batch of Apples and Bananas, currently available from DC i-71 cannabis delivery service, Flower Ave, is my jam at the moment. The aroma made me a do a double take and then walk around with my nose in the jar - scrumptious! 🤤 Appearance Robust and well-manicured buds that are mostly green with patches of bluish-purple, red hairs, and lots of fresh white and starry trichomes throughout. Status Fresh, but just beginning to cure. Aroma A phenomenal aroma of sweet, tart, fruity, and creaminess that reminds me of an apple cinnamon pop-tart. Flavor Smooth and sweet with fruity and creamy notes along with a hint of cheese. Lineage The Apples and Bananas strain is a four-way cross of Platinum Cookies, Grandaddy Purple, Blue Power, and Gelatti that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Highly potent with a rush to the dome right off the bat, this batch is actually quite uplifting and may have you thinking sativa at first. However, there's no edginess and, though you can still function with some energy, it presents with an overall feeling of relaxation. After about the first five minutes a euphoric body buzz comes on strong and it had me jokingly saying "Ahhh" with delight every few minutes. Good for daytime use and excellent as a wake and bake option for me. Conclusion Do your palate, and head, a favor this weekend and check out this awesome batch of Apples and Bananas. I'm aiming to roll some up and sit pool side with a frosty cold one in my hand as soon as I'm done writing this article. You can be doing the same in no time by hitting up Flower Ave and setting up your delivery today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

  • Molecular Farms MAC by Abatin Wellness - Takoma Wellness Center

    Initial Thoughts From the blast of sweet and funky aroma that emerged when I opened the jar to the out-of-this world appearance, this MAC might seem like it's from another planet. However, I can assure you these genetics are from California's own Molecular Farms and it's grown in small batches by Abatin Wellness right here in DC. Appearance Trichome covered bright green buds with large orange pistils everywhere. Status Fresh. Aroma The sweet aroma immediately strikes in a delightful way with hints of candy and sweet BBQ sauce. Flavor A smooth earthy flavor with notes of sweet fruit and a creamy, tangy aftertaste. Lineage The Miracle Alien Cookies strain is a cross of Alien Cookies and Colombian X Starfighter that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects A strong mix of effects combining a very smooth body buzz with a happy head high that makes you feel like you’ve found your place in the universe. Overall I felt incredibly relaxed from nose to tail, with the stresses of the day washing away. Long lasting, the high settles in comfortably leaving your shoulders loose and your soul content. Conclusion A beautiful balance of sativa and indica makes this an overall amazing choice. I thought the aroma was memorably sweet and was a big fan of the truly alien appearance. It was also a delightful reward at the end of my week, allowing me to take a load off without "abducting" me and sending me straight to bed. Don’t wait for a plate of these cookies to fall from the stars, encounter them for yourself at Tacoma Wellness Center and make sure you mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Forbidden Runtz - Mr. Nice Guys

    Initial Thoughts Check out this Forbidden Runtz from DC i-71 cannabis dispensary, Mr. Nice Guys. Its scent sent me straight back to my college days when I used to work part time at a smoke shop to make some extra cash. Shisha was one of the most popular sellers, and countless times I remember returning home only to smell residuals on my clothes. For some reason, this strain made me recall that aroma and I totally dig it! Appearance The Forbidden Runtz buds are frosty little nuggets that are primarily purple but mixed with some light green. Status Fresh. Aroma Like berry shisha with notes of sweet fruit, berry candy, and hints of skunk and fuel. Flavor A blend of sweet fruit and berry candies. Lineage The Forbidden Runtz strain is a cross of Runtz and Forbidden Zkittlez that leans indica-dominant at 65/35. Effects The effects of Forbidden Runtz are mellow, but overly so making this one a very versatile option. It's the perfect strain for a laidback day at home and it crept up on me gently, gradually taking over my body and mind with a soothing sense of relaxation. This strain kept me busy with low-key activities like surfing the web, enjoying YouTube videos, and working on some household chores. It's the kind of strain that keeps you happily engaged with whatever you are doing. Conclusion It’s always hard to pass up a good Runtz cross, and this Forbidden Runtz is no exception. While it's slightly more indica dominant than the mother, it offers a very similar and familiar experience. If you're looking for mellow and calming effects without the drowsiness then Forbidden Runtz is the way to go. To pick up some for yourself just head to Mr. Nice Guys ASAP and don't forget to mention that you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!

  • Lemon Bean - The Treehouse DC

    Initial Thoughts Since I’m one of those weirdos that will bite into a lemon and eat it, this strain is directly up my alley. Lemon Bean, in all its lemon-ness, is brought to you by The Treehouse DC, a DC i-71 cannabis dispensary known for their vast selection of fine flower. They say that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Well, when life gave me this Lemon Bean, I had to roll it up and smoke it. 🍋 Appearance These Lemon Bean buds are colorful. A rich green mixes with purple and blue hues while orange pistils are abundantly spaced throughout. Status Fresh, sticky, and smelly. Aroma I would have been surprised if a strain named Lemon Bean didn’t smell like lemons. In fact, it was the one scent I really picked up on and it only multiplied when broken up. Flavor The tanginess was a perfect match with the delightful aroma and my mind went straight to lemon Warhead candies as a comparable flavor. Lineage The Lemon Bean strain is a cross of Lemon Tree and Eddy that runs sativa heavy at about 90/10. Effects Lemon Bean is like a shot of creativity, focus, and motivation all in one. As soon as that first toke hit my lungs, a burst of energy ran through me. My mind was racing with fresh ideas, and I found myself drawn to the creative projects on my to do list. Whether it was work or play, I felt like I was in the zone and ready to conquer the world. Conclusion Lemon Bean is a lemon lover's dream while also giving lasting impressions and memorable qualities. I’ve been on quite the sativa kick recently and have really been digging their effects, but I know this Lemon Bean will be my new sativa go-to because of the reliable daytime high it provides. To grab some of this batch for yourself just head on down to The Treehouse DC today and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Vanilla Cream - Cheeba DC

    Initial Thoughts DC i-71 cannabis dispensary, Cheeba DC’s, latest premium level strain, Vanilla Cream, caught my attention for all the right reasons. The initial display is simply so beautiful it's hard to pass up on these buds, especially considering their mid-range price point it's worth every penny. Appearance Vanilla Cream buds are dusted with a generous layer of glistening trichomes, and a delicate blend of greens underneath. These buds are simply gorgeous. Status Nice and fresh. Aroma A rich and unique scent that has a slightly gingery undertone to it. That’s the first time I’ve experienced ginger smells in cannabis and the newness is intriguing. Flavor Sweet, smooth, and savory. Much like the aroma, it reminded me of candied ginger. Lineage The Vanilla Cream Pie strain is a cross of Vanilla Kush and Ice Cream Kush that runs slightly indica dominant at 60/40 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects As Vanilla Cream worked its magic, I found myself forgetting things that just happened moments ago and getting lost in thought. Both my mind and body felt at ease, and any worries seemed to fade into the background. The comforting relief leaves me feeling refreshed and happy while being more optimistic about the future than ever! Conclusion With its beautiful appearance, delightful aroma, and candy ginger flavor Vanilla Cream quiets the world around you. The effects were enjoyable and manageable, making it a suitable option for newer users. If you're seeking a delightful adventure with a dash of forgetfulness and a generous serving of happiness, don't miss out on Vanilla Cream from Cheeba DC. Don't forget to let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Oreoz - The Garden

    Initial Thoughts You thought the days of cartoons and Oreos on the couch were over? Think again because Oreoz brings you back in time with a tasty treat courtesy of DC i-71 cannabis dispensary, The Garden. You won’t find any cream filling on the inside of these Oreoz, just a soothing buzz and delectable taste that lives up to the name. Appearance A mystical looking nug boasting a mossy dark green with purple shades, beautiful heavy trichomes, and orange hairs peeking out. Status Fresh. Aroma Sweet herbal scent with a hint of chocolate. Flavor Very smooth smoky flavor with a taste that's much like creamy chocolate! Lineage Oreoz is an Indica dominant cross between Cookies ‘n Cream and Secret Weapon that leans 70/30. Effects The sweet chocolate taste leads you into a relaxed and upbeat buzz that's as carefree as laying in a hammock on a summer afternoon. The worry-free head high slowly eases you into a mellowed out full body experience. This strain is especially suitable in the scenario where you are looking for a good old fashioned laid-back high. Conclusion Oreoz makes for a perfect treat for any smoker's palate. From the sweet chocolate flavor to a cozy mind and body buzz, I highly recommend this strain to anyone looking to boost your mood and unwind. Treat yourself to some Oreoz for good time’s sake and give it a try today by visiting The Garden. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Grape Runtz - Pot United

    Initial Thoughts Not to be confused with local soccer team, DC United, cannabis delivery service, Pot United, is showing some real talent in terms of high caliber cannabis flower. For example, check out this batch of Grape Runtz that recently came to our attention. It's got an extra delicious Runtz aroma (and flavor) with a funky grape-like aftertaste. 🍇 Appearance These spear-shaped buds are a mix between bright green and bright purple with lots of white trichomes and orange pistils. Status Fresh, but beginning to cure. Aroma A delectably sweet, fruity, and funky aroma with creaminess like a Gelato and hints of grape. Flavor The funkyness shines through in the flavor as well with notes of cream and even more grape in the aftertaste. Lineage The Grape Runtz strain is a cross of Zkittles, Gelato, Grape Ape, and OG Kush that runs balanced at around 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects With an overtly strong body buzz you might expect from a great batch of Runtz or Gelato, this specimen is ready to give you indica vibes without the couchlock. It's not particularly uplifting, but it will keep you upright and functioning while super stoned and mellow. Great rolled in joints or blunts, the flavor seems to inundate every aspect of your senses. Perfect for laying by the pool or sunbathing. Conclusion We really enjoyed this batch of Grape Runtz and the body high was the most notable aspect of rolling it up aside from the deliciously funky flavor. If you like Runtz this is definitely one to pick up and you can grab a bag for your own stash by hitting up Pot United today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

  • Miracle Alien Cookies - Elevated Lounge

    Initial Thoughts Miracle Alien Cookies, or MAC for short, is a highly regarded strain that I’ve seen countless times in different dispensaries across the country. Right now you can find it at DC i-71 cannabis dispensary and storefront, Elevated Lounge. I’m very familiar with Miracle Alien Cookies after trying it on multiple occasions so I couldn't wait to examine and compare the extraterrestrial charm of this batch. 👽 Appearance The buds of Miracle Alien Cookies were robust, boasting a dark green hue with scattered patches of light green throughout. They are also speckled in trichomes and have a decent covering of orange pistils. Status Beginning to cure. Aroma A pungent blend of diesel and cheesy scents are instantly directed straight to the nose. Flavor Miracle Alien Cookies flavor is similar to its aroma with heavy diesel flavors but this time paired with a sweet citrus taste. The combination of sweetness and fuel-like undertones created an extremely smooth smoke. Lineage The Miracle Alien Cookies strain is a three-way cross of Alien Cookies, Colombian, and Starfighter that results in a 50/50 balanced hybrid strain. Effects As I finished up this Miracle Alien Cookies, the effects hit me hard and transformed my state of mind. A powerful surge of creativity and euphoria took over, uplifting my mood and filling me with a sense of joy. I found myself humming tunes and creating random songs in my head. It gave me a newfound positivity that brightened up my day. Conclusion With all of the commotion in Washington recently about the UFO whistleblowers I’m starting to wonder if they are actually talking about these Miracle Alien Cookies buds. It's like they've stumbled upon a secret space stash at Elevated Lounge and decided to keep it hush-hush from the rest of the world. I mean, who could blame them? Once you've experienced the out-of-this-world effects and flavors of MAC, you'd want to keep it all to yourself too! Be sure to mention that your trusty space commanders from Toker’s Guide sent you their way!

  • Orangeade - Buddha Buddy

    Initial Thoughts Orangeade is the latest super exotic offering from DC i-71 cannabis delivery service, Buddha Buddy. With a name evoking thoughts of a zesty refreshing beverage, I couldn't wait to see how this strain would stack up against the rest. Appearance These buds showcase a unique blend of vibrant orange and light green hues, accented by a heavy dusting of trichomes and reddish orange pistils. Status Fresh, but beginning to cure. Aroma At first I picked up on some appealing sour earthy scents but as I photographed some pictures the Tangie smell became more and more present, first sticking to my fingers then slowly filling the whole room. Flavor As I savored the sour taste of Orangeade, I noticed the presence of tangy terpenes, although not dominating the overall flavor profile. It creates an interesting twist on the classic citrus taste. Lineage The Orangeade strain is a cross of Tangie and Purple Punch that runs 50/50 with some uplifting vibes. Effects The sativa lineage of Orangeade provided me with energetic and mood-enhancing effects. However, despite the surge of energy, a gentle haziness set in, creating an unproductive and relaxed state that didn't feel overwhelming or burden me. This delicate balance between stimulation and relaxation allowed for a pleasant and enjoyable experience, without any sense of being overwhelmed. Conclusion Orangeade’s visually stunning appearance, coupled with the subtle sour citrus aroma, set the stage for what’s to come. As you start to toke, the sour flavor profile, influenced by its Tangie lineage, is sure to impress. While the high isn’t the strongest, it is pleasant and allows the user to not feel completely stoned. If you want a chance to try out Orangeade for yourself simply place your delivery order with Buddha Buddy today, and don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

  • Poseidon OG - The Gift Givers

    Initial Thoughts A super rare indica hybrid, I had not encountered Poseidon OG before, but there's a beautiful batch of it currently available from DC i-71 cannabis delivery service, The Gift Givers. Perhaps coming out of the sea and endeavoring to hit cannabis users with wave after wave of euphoria, this is one, named for the Greek deity of the sea, that should definitely be in your pantheon of weed choices for this weekend. 🔱 Appearance Purple fluffy buds with flecks of green, burnt orange hairs, and lots of white and starry trichomes. Status Fresh. Aroma Creamy, minty, earthy, and exotic like high-end kush. Flavor Smooth and earthy with notes of mint, cream, sour fruit, and exotic kush-like spices. Lineage The Poseidon OG strain is a cross of illuminati OG and Kraken that runs indica dominant at 60/40. Effects Though it's only known to be slightly indica-heavy, the sedative and euphoric aspects of this Kush-intensive strain are for real. It's heavily stoning and mesmerizing in a way that makes you feel a bit disoriented and lose track of time, all while displaying a huge dumbfounded grin on your face. It also crushes all pain and can help send you to dreamland in the cozy cocoon of a fuzzy body high. Save it for evenings or days when you have nothing to do but lay around and enjoy. Conclusion If you're looking to take a voyage to a far off la la land this weekend, or just make it through the Barbie movie, give this indica rich varietal a try and watch as all your cares float away. Also encouraged is laying by any body of water for an extended period to soak up the hugely relaxing vibes this Poseidon OG affords. To pick up some for your own stoney journey just hit up The Gift Givers today and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

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