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Blue Lobster - The Flowery (Florida Medical)
Snagging Blue Lobster from The Flowery in Florida feels like reeling in a rare catch—those award-winning Maine Trees buds live up to the hype of being as elusive as the 1-in-2-million blue lobster they're named for. This hybrid (Apples & Bananas x Eye Candy) swept the 2023 East Coast Zalympix with "Gassiest," "Best Terps," and runner-up "Best Overall," proving Maine Trees' cultivation prowess. The Flowery's locations across Florida make it accessible, and the jar's contents d
Mary Jane Burnmore
Feb 102 min read
Pink Passion - Goldflower, Largo (Florida Medical)
At Goldflower Dispensary in Largo, Florida, this Pink Passion caught my eye for its understated elegance—medium spear-shaped buds in a deep purple shade, lightly threaded with orange hairs and coated in a moderate layer of clear trichomes that give it a subtle, sticky sheen. Grown indoors by DH Farms under Doghouse's banner, this hybrid clocks in at 23.6% total THC, hinting at a session that's engaging but not exhausting...
Mary Jane Burnmore
Feb 52 min read
Bapple Fritz by Nature's Heritage - Potomac Holistics Dispensary (Rockville, Maryland)
This Bapple Fritz is a delightful indica hybrid that's cultivated by Nature's Heritage and currently available at Potomac Holistics in Rockvill...
Toker's Guide
Oct 22, 20252 min read
Blueberry Banana - Takoma Wellness Center
Walking into Takoma Wellness Center, I was ready to dissect this batch of Blueberry Banana as if I was a botanist with a vendetta. My first impression? It's got personality like a quirky uncle who shows up to family gatherings with a Hawaiian shirt and a questionable mustache. Except, this is one funky specimen that you actually do want to smell coming in the front door. And you would too given the Apples & Banana's in the lineage and what it can do for the ol' olfactory sens
Toker's Guide
May 1, 20253 min read
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