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Animal Burnie by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Hyattsville, MD)
Let's get one thing out of the way: Animal Burnie sounds like the class clown of a Saturday morning cartoon, and I mean that as the highest possible compliment. Because here's what I've learned chasing flower around this state - the strains with the most personality in the jar almost always have the most personality in the name, and this one shows up grinning. After picking it up outside Story Dispensary in Hyattsville, it introduced itself immediately as I cracked it open: w

Elle Weeds
Sep 24 min read


Holy Grail Section A by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Silver Spring, MD)
Let's talk packaging, because Fade Co. clearly wants us to. The Holy Grail line arrives in a miniature sneaker box - paint-splattered, "for those who know" stamped on the flap, the whole hypebeast liturgy - and inside the jar you'll find a pack of Elements papers and a glass tip tucked alongside the flower like a lace-swap in a deadstock release. It's shameless, and it works. "Holy Grail" is grail-hunter vocabulary, the word sneakerheads reserve for the unicorn pair they'll n

Maryland Terps
Aug 223 min read


Snoop Dogg OG by SunMed - Columbia Care Dispensary (Chevy Chase, Maryland)
This batch of Snoop Dogg OG, named after the rap legend and cannabis enthusiast Snoop Dogg himself, is the "shizzle". Currently available...

Maryland Terps
Aug 202 min read


Watermelon Sugar, High: Fade Co.'s Live Resin Gummies Reviewed
There's a running joke about Harry Styles' summer smash that the man himself has cheerfully leaned into: nobody is entirely sure what "watermelon sugar" is, only that it sounds fantastic and you want more of it. Fade Co. seems to have taken that ambiguity as a design brief. Their new live resin gummies don't just borrow the fruit - they capture the whole breezy, sun-warmed, slightly-too-good-to-analyze feeling the song trades in, then pack it ten to a tin...

Toker's Guide
Jul 163 min read


Fade Co.’s Boston Tea Party: A Declaration of Independence from Boring Vapes
As we stand on the eve of the Fourth of July, what better way to celebrate American independence than with a strain literally named after the spark that lit the fuse? Fade Co.’s Boston Tea Party All-in-One live resin disposable is currently available at Story Dispensary locations across Maryland (including Waldorf), and it feels like a cheeky act of defiance against boring vapes everywhere...

Toker's Guide
Jul 32 min read


Air Mail by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
Receiving a package of Air Mail from Fade Co. at Story Dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland, felt like getting a first-class dispatch from the clouds—sealed with a stamp of sophistication and ready to take my senses on a transcontinental journey. The dispensary's seamless service, with staff offering winged wisdom on strains, paired perfectly with Silver Spring's dynamic pulse of urban elegance and green spaces. Unsealing the jar at home, I was greeted by robust, resin-laden

Maryland Terps
Jul 12 min read


Pucker Up for Just Flower Sour Blueberry Gummies
As a longtime DC area resident who has spent far too many evenings hunting for edibles that actually respect both the palate and the nervous system, I’ve grown wary of gummies that promise the world and deliver mostly sugar and regret. Just Flower’s Sour Blueberry, however, caught me off guard in the best possible way. These 10mg gummies (100mg total per pack) strike that rare balance: thoughtful formulation, genuine flavor, and consistent effects without theatrical nonsense.

Toker's Guide
Jun 302 min read


Matanuska Thunder F**K Cured Budder - Story Silver Spring (Maryland Adult-Use)
Few strains carry the mythic weight of Matanuska Thunder F*ck. Born in the unforgiving 1970s Matanuska Valley of Alaska, this sativa-dominant legend was forged from an obscure high-latitude landrace crossed with heavy Afghani genetics — a hardy survivor prized for delivering a lightning-fast cerebral rush followed by deep physical ease. Authentic expressions have always been rare; much of the original line was lost to time or diluted through decades of breeding...

Toker's Guide
Jun 22 min read


Fade Co.'s Live Concentrates Lineup at Story Mechanicsville: A Connoisseur’s Tour
Fade Co. continues to demonstrate why it remains one of Maryland’s most consistent and interesting concentrate producers. Currently in stock at Story Dispensary in Mechanicsville, their latest live sugar and live badder lineup offers a diverse range of profiles — from bold, gassy hybrids to bright, fruit-forward sativas and soothing indicas.

Maryland Terps
Apr 13 min read


Matanuska Thunder Fuck, Episode II - Story Dispensary (Waldorf, MD)
In Hollywood, sequels are often expected to disappoint - lower box office take, watered-down magic, the usual law of diminishing returns. When it comes to cannabis cultivation, however, the opposite is more frequently the case. With the first batch we reviewed of Fade Co's Matanuska Thunder Fuck we found it was perfectly respectable, but it carried this quiet sense the strain had more to give. Then this second run arrived and, we must say, the follow-up is markedly superior.

Toker's Guide
Mar 103 min read


Super Boof by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Hyattsville, Maryland)
In the crisp midday sunlight streaming through the window, the jar of Super Boof from Fade Co. at Story Dispensary in Hyattsville, Maryland, gleamed like a citrus vault waiting to be cracked. Story, true to its name, always feels like the opening chapter of a good one—staff who know their genetics like librarians know rare editions, shelves curated with narrative flair, and that subtle nod to the town’s creative undercurrent. These buds, at 29.69% THC and a 34.99% TAC, looked

Maryland Terps
Feb 243 min read


Garcia Handpicked Florida Kush - Columbia Care (Chevy Chase, MD)
Recently an old friend of the devil was talking up the Rushmore of Cannabis and kept going gaga over Garcia Hand Picked . Being a bargain...

Fish 🐠
May 23, 20252 min read


Toker Vision - Maryland Medical Marijuana Edition
Cannabis is one of the most unique and fascinating industries to study for a whole host of interesting reasons. One of them is exploring...

Taylor Martin
Jul 13, 20219 min read
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