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Imagine popping a gummy that bursts with the bright, tangy zest of a freshly peeled mandarin orange, only to find it’s also your ticket to a smooth, long-lasting high. That’s exactly what you get with Cooked Cannabis Co.’s Mandarin Orange Live Resin Infused Gummies, available through The Gift Givers delivery service in Washington, DC. These aren’t just any edibles—they’re a craft experience, blending premium cannabis live resin with a flavor so delicious you’ll be tempted to

Diving into a jar of live rosin from The Gift Givers feels like opening a treasure chest guarded by a particularly sticky dragon. One of Washington DC's top delivery services, they pride themselves on offering a wide range of cannabis products, including phenomenal concentrates like this Gorilla Glue specimen. I've found that their menu is a candy store for cannabis enthusiasts, and their commitment to affordable prices means you’re not selling your first-born to enjoy top-ti

Diving into Mona Lisa as a concentrate feels like stumbling into an art gallery where the paintings might get you a little too inspired. Shmu The Cannaprophet's buffet-style approach—letting you pick your ratio of diamonds to sauce—is like being handed a paintbrush and told to go wild. With 99% THCa diamonds and a terpene-rich sauce, this concentrate seems ready to deliver a masterpiece of effects, and I’m here for it, sketchbook in ha...

As I was sitting thinking about when GTA VI might (finally) come out I was both surprised and elated to see this phenomenal Vice City sam...

This superb batch of Blue Nerdz, locally cultivated by The Herban Hustle, brings together the nostalgia of sweet, fruity candy with the c...

Cadillac Rainbows, cultivated by The Herban Hustle in Washington DC, is a hybrid strain that brings together the genetics of Pure Michiga...

Lemon Cherry Gelato 45 is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) currently available at Capital Remedy in Washington...

This is yet another epic batch of The Herban Hustle's locally cultivated Super Boof. Currently available at Washington DC marijuana disp...

Available through Shmu The Cannaprophet, a Washington, DC marijuana delivery service with a knack for curated menus, this Tickle Burger from Funk House Farm is an indica-dominant hybrid that’s "tickled my fancy" recently. Funk House Farm, a small-batch grower from Bowdoinham, Maine, has a reputation for crafting buds with personality, and Tickle Burger seems like their latest quirky creation. 🪶🍔

Anticipating the sweet allure of Snow Runtz from Washington DC delivery service,  The Gift Givers, I’m eager to savor this hybrid’s charms. Also known as White Runtz, this Gelato and Zkittlez cross has me craving a fruity, creamy burst and a high as comfy as a hammock in the sun. With its knack for relaxation and a joyful head buzz, this strain feels like a vacation packed into a bud, poised to whisk me away to a tropical paradi...

Check out this batch of Cap Junky from Washington DC delivery service, Shmu The Cannaprophet. Their menu is a treasure trove of top-tier buds, and their fair prices and stellar customer service—complete with a 10-day exchange policy—make ordering feel like a VIP hookup. This balanced hybrid, with its sky-high THC and breeder cred from Capulator and Seed Junky Genetics, has me ready for a ride that’s punchier than a barista’s espresso shot. Let’s see if Cap Junky blasts me int

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Perfect for 4/20 daytime gatherings and nights out, Reframe balances a tropical flavor profile with a smooth, naturally-derived buzz. It’s not just a drink—it’s a reimagined way to connect...

We were recently turned on to an awesome delivery service in DC called Shmu The Cannaprophet. If you're not familiar with them and you're a cannabis connoisseur in DC then you're welcome - you can thank us later. Frankly, my initial thoughts were, "wow look at this menu!" With a very helpful set of abbreviations and a key for understanding them all, it was immediately clear that the Shmu crew were highly knowledgeabl...

Spring has sprung in Washington DC, and Takoma Wellness Center is blooming with a fresh batch of cannabis harvests from Alt Sol and their...

When Lemon Cherry Gelato popped up on The Gift Givers delivery menu, I thought I’d accidentally ordered dessert—does this strain come wit...

Greasy Runtz slid right onto Washington DC delivery service Capital Remedy's menu, and when it did I thought someone had spilled a fry ba...

Glitter Bomb from DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, is a strain that practically sparkles with anticipation before you even...