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From medical marijuana dispensaries and brands to recreational products, gifts, and even cultivation supplies, you can check out all of our weed reviews below. Simply select a category like "DC Recreational Weed" or a dispensary or company name like "Takoma Wellness Center" to see their specific cannabis reviews.

Grease Monkey - Exotic Blooms

Oct 30, 2020
2 min

Grease Monkey - Exotic Blooms

One of the most gassy strains I've had in some time, this Grease Monkey from Exotic Blooms is an indica dominant hybrid and cross of the...

Purple God - Exotic Blooms

Oct 20, 2020
2 min

Purple God - Exotic Blooms

Purple God, brought to us by Exotic Blooms, is a super exotic and typically rare indica dominant hybrid strain created by re-crossing God...

Strawnana - Exotic Blooms

Oct 1, 2020
2 min

Strawnana - Exotic Blooms

I've said previously in my review of a recent batch of Papaya that it's rare you get a strain that smells better than the fruit for which...

Garanamal - Exotic Blooms

Sep 28, 2020
2 min

Garanamal - Exotic Blooms

Greetings my nighttime indica tokers. As an early riser, I had to stay up a bit late for this one, but it sure is a stupendous treat to...

King Louis OG Badder - Exotic Blooms

Sep 20, 2020
2 min

King Louis OG Badder - Exotic Blooms

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Attention all you concentrate loving tokers! Here's a special Sunday night edition of the Toker's Guide where we'd like...

Denver Cookies - Exotic Blooms

Sep 17, 2020
2 min

Denver Cookies - Exotic Blooms

"These are some serious cookies!" Or at least that's what my buddy said after taking a massive rip of these Denver Cookies from Exotic...

Hasidic Grapes - Exotic Blooms

Aug 21, 2020
2 min

Hasidic Grapes - Exotic Blooms

I really hope I didn't just interrupt your Friday night ZOOM call with this super important announcement. Just kidding. I hope I did....

Zack's Pie - Exotic Blooms

Aug 14, 2020
2 min

Zack's Pie - Exotic Blooms

Well folks, Exotic Blooms has done it again! If you regard yourself as any kind of connoisseur, you need to check out this absolutely...

Plug and Play "Pineapple Cooler" - Exotic Blooms

Aug 2, 2020
2 min

Plug and Play "Pineapple Cooler" - Exotic Blooms

For the Sunday evening edition of Toker's Guide, I'd like to direct your attention to a vaping apparatus that is immensely popular on the...

Durban Poison - Exotic Blooms

Jul 29, 2020
2 min

Durban Poison - Exotic Blooms

Happy Hump Day! Need a little pep in your step to help get you through the week? This FIRE Durban Poison from our friends Exotic Blooms...

STIIIZY Skywalker OG Pod - Exotic Blooms

Jul 25, 2020
2 min

STIIIZY Skywalker OG Pod - Exotic Blooms

When I've found myself needing to partake/medicate in places that are a bit more discreet in the recent past I've typically turned to...