Strain: Berry Martian |
Dispensary: Capital Remedy |
Market: Washington DC |
Overall Rating: 9.3/10 |
Lean: Indica Dominant |
Initial Thoughts
Berry Martian, currently available at Washington DC marijuana dispensary, Capital Remedy, is here to take your cannabis experience to infinity and beyond! With genetics that are out of this world, this indica-dominant hybrid is a cosmic blend of Martian Candy OG and Berry OG Kush. Perfect for unwinding after a long day on Earth, Berry Martian invites you to relax, recharge, and enjoy a flavor experience that’s truly intergalactic. 🫐👽
Appearance
The buds of Berry Martian look like they’ve been plucked from the stars—covered in sparkling trichomes and mega frosty. Dense and popcorn-shaped, these robust nugs feature radiant orange pistils that resemble the streaks of a Martian sunset, with hints of purple that make it feel like you're gazing at the galaxy in miniature.
Status
Fresh, but starting to cure. Seems like they've been ideally stored in spacelock.
Aroma
As you break apart the buds, Berry Martian releases a fragrance that’s as mysterious and inviting as the final frontier. Notes of sweet berries mingle with an herbal, eucalyptus-like pop that's refreshing upon first encounter. It’s a cosmic collision of scents—a tractor beam of enticing notes—that’s impossible to resist.
Flavor
Take one hit, and you’ll feel like you’ve landed on a berry-covered moon. The flavor starts with sweet, juicy blueberries that transition into earthy and citrus undertones. On the exhale, the taste lingers like a Martian rover exploring every nook and cranny of your taste buds. It’s the perfect treat to pair with your favorite space snacks—Tang, freeze-dried ice cream, or maybe just some classic Earth munchies.
Lineage
Berry Martian is a stellar indica dominant hybrid and cross of Martian Candy OG and Berry OG Kush, two strains that might as well be from outer space. Martian Candy OG lends its extraterrestrial herbal profile and heavy body buzz, while Berry OG Kush brings sweet, fruity vibes that make the strain nearly as delightful as discovering water on Mars. Together, they form a genetic constellation that’s sure to leave you over the moon.
Effects
Prepare for liftoff! Berry Martian’s effects start with a cerebral buzz that launches you into a state of euphoric bliss, as if you’ve just stepped onto the Martian surface for the first time. As the high progresses, a wave of relaxation flows through your body, turning your limbs into the kind of jelly NASA would use to cushion a spacecraft landing. Keep puffing, and you might find yourself in a state of total weightlessness—ideal for floating off to dreamland.
(Warning: May cause unexpected snack cravings. Be prepared with space rations.)
Conclusion
From its cosmic lineage to its celestial flavor and relaxing effects, this Berry Martian offers a one-way ticket to a galaxy far, far away. You might even say it's the ultimate space jam. There's no need to brave the outer reaches of the solar system to capture it for your own voyage, though. Instead, simply swing by Capital Remedy and beam some up today. Don't forget to let them know you heard about it on Toker's Guide!
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