Cannabis  REVIEWS 

Diving into Mona Lisa as a concentrate feels like stumbling into an art gallery where the paintings might get you a little too inspired. Shmu The Cannaprophet's buffet-style approach—letting you pick your ratio of diamonds to sauce—is like being handed a paintbrush and told to go wild. With 99% THCa diamonds and a terpene-rich sauce, this concentrate seems ready to deliver a masterpiece of effects, and I’m here for it, sketchbook in ha...

Available through Shmu The Cannaprophet, a Washington, DC marijuana delivery service with a knack for curated menus, this Tickle Burger from Funk House Farm is an indica-dominant hybrid that’s "tickled my fancy" recently. Funk House Farm, a small-batch grower from Bowdoinham, Maine, has a reputation for crafting buds with personality, and Tickle Burger seems like their latest quirky creation. 🪶🍔

Check out this batch of Cap Junky from Washington DC delivery service, Shmu The Cannaprophet. Their menu is a treasure trove of top-tier buds, and their fair prices and stellar customer service—complete with a 10-day exchange policy—make ordering feel like a VIP hookup. This balanced hybrid, with its sky-high THC and breeder cred from Capulator and Seed Junky Genetics, has me ready for a ride that’s punchier than a barista’s espresso shot. Let’s see if Cap Junky blasts me int

We were recently turned on to an awesome delivery service in DC called Shmu The Cannaprophet. If you're not familiar with them and you're a cannabis connoisseur in DC then you're welcome - you can thank us later. Frankly, my initial thoughts were, "wow look at this menu!" With a very helpful set of abbreviations and a key for understanding them all, it was immediately clear that the Shmu crew were highly knowledgeabl...