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Check out all of our cannabis product reviews below and filter by categories like market type, location, and dispensary name. Or use our NEW Strain Library to search by strain, effects, dominant terpene, common uses, and more.
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Birkin - The Garden DC
Birkin is a hybrid strain cultivated for those who appreciate an energetic, cerebral high along with a relaxed body buzz. A cross of Blue...
Elle Weeds
Nov 26, 20242 min read
Joker Runtz - The Garden DC
The Joker Runtz strain available at The Garden dispensary is no joke. This indica-dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) comes from a cr...
Toker's Guide
Oct 18, 20243 min read
Gelato Cake - The Garden DC
Check out this Gelato Cake that's currently available at Washington DC marijuana dispensary, The Garden. It's an indica-dominant hybrid...
Elle Weeds
Sep 25, 20243 min read
Super Candy - The Garden DC
This Super Candy, currently available at DC marijuana dispensary, The Garden, is a balanced hybrid strain resulting from a cross between...
Toker's Guide
Sep 6, 20243 min read
Lemon Cherry Gelato - The Garden DC
Lemon Cherry Gelato is an enticing indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) that combines the best traits of its parent strains to...
Toker's Guide
Aug 27, 20243 min read
Candy Runtz - The Garden DC
Candy Runtz is an extremely appealing and popular strain celebrated for its delightful blend of sweet flavors and potent effects. Current...
Terp Interpreter
Aug 1, 20242 min read
Grape Bubblegum - The Garden
I’ve smelt actual grapes that smell less grapey than this Grape Bubblegum that’s currently available from DC marijuana dispensary, The Ga...
Terp Interpreter
Jun 22, 20242 min read
White Cherry - The Garden
With late Spring harvests ramping up, The Garden has some exquisitely cultivated White Cherry available. A standout among others, White C...
Barn Burner
Jun 7, 20242 min read
Mimosa & Permanent Marker "Flips" Vape Pen by DC MOTA - The Garden
The Mimosa & Permanent Marker "Flip" Vape Pen by DC MOTA comes in a sleek, dual-chamber design, allowing users to switch between strains...
Terp Interpreter
May 28, 20242 min read
Fuel Smoothie - The Garden
Freshly cultivated from our friends with the green thumb at DC marijuana dispensary, The Garden, comes the Fuel Smoothie strain. If the n...
Barn Burner
May 1, 20242 min read
Dutch Berry - The Garden DC
Indulge in the rich, fruity flavors of Dutch Berry currently available from DC marijuana dispensary, The Garden. The strain is named afte...
Terp Interpreter
Apr 15, 20241 min read
Candy Yams - The Garden DC
Coming in hot with some farm-to-table fresh flower DC marijuana dispensary, The Garden, just cracked the seal on this Candy Yams. It's a...
Barn Burner
Mar 21, 20241 min read
Pluto - The Garden
Coming down from the stars to greet us fellow earthlings is this batch of Pluto courtesy of DC marijuana dispensary, The Garden. Their fl...
Barn Burner
Mar 8, 20242 min read
Modified Bananas - The Garden
The smells coming off of this batch of Modified Bananas makes it seem like it came straight from the Dole Factory, when in fact it's avai...
Terp Interpreter
Feb 15, 20241 min read
GSC - The Garden
Girl Scout Cookies, or GSC, is a legendary strain with a name evoking both indulgence and mystery. Its reputation for potent effects and...
Elle Weeds
Jan 19, 20242 min read
Gluetopia - The Garden
Fresh from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, The Garden, comes this ripe and sticky batch of Gluetopia. To me, the aroma is so pronounced tha...
Barn Burner
Jan 3, 20241 min read
Secret Formula - The Garden
As a huge SpongeBob fan growing up, I always respected Mr. Crabs for protecting his secret Krabby Patty recipe from getting stolen by Pla...
Barn Burner
Dec 14, 20232 min read
Candy Zkittles - The Garden
This batch of Candy Zkittles is currently available through DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, The Garden. The name alone is an invitation to...
Barn Burner
Nov 30, 20231 min read
Zebra Cakes - The Garden DC
The friendly folks from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, The Garden, are back at it again with this gorgeous looking batch of Zebra Cakes. F...
Barn Burner
Nov 14, 20231 min read
Secret Cookies - The Garden DC
Courtesy of DC I-71 marijuana dispensary, The Garden, this batch of Secret Cookies may not have any chocolate chips in it (wouldn't that...
Barn Burner
Oct 27, 20231 min read
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