If you're not familiar with Dreamy DC they're quite the motivational DC service. In fact, they deliver motivational speeches to you, in-person, and on-demand. Ever needed a little pick-me-up during your day? We all have. Do you sometimes strike power poses before important meetings? I do! Now you can pair a motivational speech from their super user-friendly web app with a power pose and pick yourself WAY up before that meeting. Perhaps just as motivating as their speech was the waft of delectably skunky odor emanating from the gift that followed. It was Wedding Pie by Dupont Dispensary and, though I couldn't see it well in the bag yet, I knew it was some fire from the smell alone and couldn't wait to get it home and into my bong. An indica dominant hybrid crossbreed of the always delicious Wedding Cake and Grape Pie strains, this Wedding Pie sample was pretty spectacular. Along with the overt skunkyness common to most "Pie" strains, there were notes of fruit and nut. It was frankly kind of like a Fig Newton in flavor - quite exotic and rewarding for the palate. While the euphoria is strong with this one, it has more than enough sativa present in the lineage to keep you moving and to keep driving the dual body and head buzz higher and higher. I think it's probably one of the better party strains. If you need energy - you've got it. If you need to chill - no problem. If you need to keep a smile on your face even at an awkward wedding - it's got something to keep you properly...motivated. To check out this Wedding Pie and gain a motivating oratory experience like none other just sign up and place your order on Dreamy DC today. Don't forget to mention that Toker's Guide sent you!

Space Runtz, an Honors strain from DC i-71 storefront, No Kids Allowed, is an evenly balanced hybrid (50/50) created by crossing Zkittlez and Gelato #33. Straight out of the bag, you can tell that this is some top shelf tree. Smelling like sugary cherry candy and citrusy pineapple, these buds are the fluffiest I’ve encountered recently, and starkly purple (the ultra violet kind Prince adorned) with thick bronze hairs and sticky, translucent crystals that only accentuate the “purp.” There’s also an earthy spice that’s prominent here, thanks to the strain’s high myrcene levels. Space Runtz is just as stunning ground up, where the volume and softness of this batch is really showcased. She’s a smooth hitter and a little goes a long way, with an out-of-this-world high setting in after just a few minutes. Be prepared for some real self-reflection with a strain this potent. Space Runtz is said to be elusive and doesn’t come around often, so to take your own ride to "outer space" head over to No Kids Allowed today! Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you.

They say the "confidential" in LA Confidential comes from the mystery surrounding both of this cultivar's parents, Afghani and California Indica. Not because it's hard to get your hands on some Afghani or some California Indica, but because the specific phenotypes that went in are kept, well, confidential. Therefore, there have been many attempts to recreate it, each with its own results. In the case of this batch from DC i-71 storefront, House of Herbs, we have a prototypical specimen, with super light green features and a very healthy blanket of trichomes. The aroma is sweet, but with piney hues. It crumbles easily into what amounts to perfect little mounds of rolling material for some pretty epic joints. However, I think as a shoutout to our blunt-loving friends in the LA area we'll have to roll this one in an organic hemp blunt wrap. Nearly a full Indica at 95%/5% you may need to grab some pillows, a blanket, and be prepared to vegetate on the couch while you're blasted on this batch. Hey, maybe you can even watch the movie from the 90's of the same name. You know, smoke some LA Confidential while watching LA Confidential. Don't worry when you wake up from your weed nap several hours later and you've accidentally drooled on your remote we'll keep it...confidential. 😂 To get some for your own jar just head to DC i-71 storefront, House of Herbs ASAP. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you at checkout to get your free pre-roll!

Rocket Fuel, a rare indica dominant hybrid (70:30), is created by combining Jet Fuel OG and Face Off OG. A heavy hitter, indica lovers will find this strain incomparable to any other. For me, with a THC level of 24%, it provides a hearty dose of pain relief and surprisingly, great focus for singular tasks: washing the dishes, playing guitar, gardening, or anything else that’s low-stress. After just one hit you’ll feel a cerebral, euphoric high that lasts for hours. I wouldn’t recommend this strain for newcomers or those just coming off of a tolerance break as it can, depending on how much you smoke, send you into a couch-lock state. With limonene (0.78%) and myrcene (0.97%) as the dominant terpenes, this strain embodies the “loud” stereotype we think of when talking about good flower: a harsh, pungent, sour fuel taste. However, as it burns you’ll begin to sense sweet, fruity overtones that offset the gassy, diesel aroma. The nugs are moss-green with honey colored hairs and bright white trichomes. Shaped like large popcorn, Culta Rocket Fuel still maintains a sticky, dense, tightly packed consistency. Overall, she really does propel you to outer space! To get some for yourself, just grab your MD medical card and find your nearest purveyor of Culta products. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Skunky, but creamy. Fruity, but spicy. This Kobe OG, aka True OG, is an indica of the highest order. You can capture this elusive specimen right now at none other than smooth operator and DC i-71 service, Joint Delivery (yes they deliver much more than just joints)! Having placed second in the Hight Times Medical Cup for indica's in back to back years, you don't need to know of this fan favorite's fame to know it will do the trick. Just take a look at how crazy "iced out" it is. The trichomes are pretty much the dominant feature in this bud's anatomy, and they are glamorously white and crystalline-like in structure. They are the epitome of frosty and even seem like they should be cold to the touch. A very heady and uplifting high for an indica varietal, this batch has the ability to give you a mind melt along with total euphoria. It breaks up perfect for the bong and as soon as you rip it down you'll know that the headband and joyfully starry-eyed vision it brings is going to set in for a while. You can try not to cough, but I bet you will. Overall, this is a real pleasure to toke upon and the only dissatisfaction it brought was the need for more groceries after I raided my fridge. To try some of this phenomenal Kobe OG for yourself give Joint Delivery DC a shout and place your order ASAP. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

This Gary Payton from DC i-71 storefront and day spa, Euphoria Healing & Wellness, is a potent but evenly balanced 50/50 hybrid. A cross between Snowman and The Y created by Berner’s Cookies and Powerzzz Genetics, this strain lives up to the hype of its namesake, an NBA Hall of Famer who is considered one of the best point guards of all time. The most abundant terpene in its profile is caryophyllene, allowing for spicy, peppery hints of flavor and relaxing, anti-inflammatory benefits. You’ll taste sweet vanilla cookies on the inhale and robust, pungent diesel on the exhale. This particular batch has all the essential qualities of dank herb. The high comes on almost immediately and you’ll be coughing with every hit. The buds are compact, cone-shaped, and vivid green with burnt orange pistils and res-y, crystalline trichomes. Take it slow with this one, as sensations of fascination and pure euphoria can be distracting if you’re trying to complete an important task. Though, admittedly, it's hard not speed through this delicious high-octane gas. Gary Payton numbed any pain I was experiencing, turned my bad mood around, and provided a highly enjoyable, but heavy body buzz. Overall, I would label it some certified fire in my book. To get some for yourself just head on over to Euphoria DC today and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

If you want to taste a rainbow of exotically delicious flavors that will thrill even the most refined cannabis connoisseurs, look no further than this Rainbowlato from DC i-71 storefront, Elevated Lounge. Also known as Rainbow Gelato, this strain is a three-way cross of Thin Mint GSC, Sunset Sherbert (both of the Cookies Fam genetics), and OG kush. Quite simply, it's the definition of highly potent cannabis. We don't know what the actual THC levels are, but after we ripped it down, let's just say we didn't really care about things like numbers anymore. I, for one, kept on catching myself daydreaming about snowboarding in some high alpine glades. The powder whisking by, the winter sun shining down, and little rainbows shooting off from plumes of snow as they hit the air. This was a great mental vacation, but in a surprise twist, everything in this snowscape seemed to have an intoxicatingly delicious aroma of great weed. The mega pungent gelato smell from this batch had even invaded my dreams! Running more indica than its only slightly indica relative Gelato, this Rainbowlato won't have you physically searching for a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. But, the euphoric feels and mental tranquility will have you "over the rainbow" with a smile on your face in no time. Just head on over to Elevated Lounge DC today to grab some for your own supply.

White Truffle, an indica dominant hybrid from Buddha Buddy DC, descends from an unknown cross of the Gorilla Butter F2 phenotype. This strain allows for a quick head high that lives up to the “exotic” label on the packaging. The nugs are the epitome of “purp” — dark plum, almost black calyxes matched with a thick layer of trichomes, like an encrusting of diamonds, contrasting each other and allowing for a visually striking, all-over silver hue. The buds in this batch are spade-shaped and on the smaller side, but still dense and “sticky icky.” You’ll notice dashes of jade green upon closer inspection. When burned, White Truffle gives off notes of dank woodiness, mild skunk, and nut and berry accents thanks to humulene dominating the terpene profile. After a few puffs, you’ll start to feel like you’re in a Terrence Malick film. Meditative, transcendental, philosophical, contemplative on the universe and life, mulling over vivid memories and desires for the future. If you’re looking for an introspective, cerebral experience, White Truffle is the one for you. For me, it's also ideal for anxiety relief and insomnia, thus I suggest enjoying this strain after a long day in the evening hours — smoking too much can have a sedating effect. Just like its namesake, the white truffles that can only be found growing wild in the hills of Alba, Italy, this White Truffle cannabis is a true delicacy. To add some to your collection check out Buddha Buddy DC and set up your order today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

An indica leaning hybrid cross of Do-Si-Dos and Lava Cake, PB Souffle (aka Peanut Butter Souffle) from DC i-71 delivery service District Firehouse is a pungently aromatic batch of fire. It possesses the kind of "room storming" smell that becomes unmistakable after you've encountered it just a couple times. When you break it open it's nearly like an Easter egg, except the prize inside is a carpet of twinkly white trichomes instead of candy. Break it up further and the true essence will be emitted giving you a new wave and range of its intense smell. Roll it and spark it up and the flavor will be remarkably similar to the aroma. How do they get hints of peanut and cream to go so well with the overtly skunk forward nature of these buds? The smoke is smooth and thick and it will begin to give you that familiar, lighter on your toes feeling that many great euphoric indicas do. Drowsiness could be an issue, but generally the sativa side of this strain's lineage, the Lava Cake, is enough to overcome total couch lock. To say it has calming effects would be an understatement, but we found them highly enjoyable regardless. So hit up District Firehouse today and grab some of this super exotic PB Souffle for your weekend supply. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you and if it's your first time just mention us to get $10 off your order.

Blue Runtz, an indica leaning (65/35) cross between Blueberry and White Runtz from DC i-71 storefront, No Kids Allowed, is remarkably potent. The dominant terpene, limonene, gives it a mouth-watering citrus scent and makes for the perfect euphoria inducing stress reliever. Myrcene and caryophyllene are also strong in this one, allowing for peppery herbal notes. The blueberry-vanilla taste is delectable and loud — it makes sense that she won Best Indica at the High Times Cannabis Cup of 2000. You can even taste zesty hints of lemon on the inhale. With flavors so inviting you might think it lacks in other areas, but this batch follows through with impressive medicinal qualities. For me, it is ideal for relief from racing thoughts or negative thinking due to attention or mood disorders. Through the initial haze you’ll enter a state of introspection, descending murky waters to the truest version of yourself. If you’re in a creative rut, this will do the trick in getting your juices flowing too. Warmth will travel down your back and behind your neck - you might even feel a tingly numbness on your tongue. It won’t give you couch-lock if you dose mindfully, so feel free to do some journaling or mundane tasks around the house. The plant itself has olive-green nugs that look like ripe grapes, accented by fiery orange pistils and a thick coating of trichomes that are gold-tinged, almost a champagne color. Blue Runtz can hit you hard like a bully in the schoolyard, but if you do it right, she’ll put you at ease and be a memorable, divine experience instead. To get yours head over to the always lovely No Kids Allowed storefront today and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

We got our hands on some pretty epic Kush from DC i-71 delivery service, Farm To Couch, recently and we're psyched to share it with you all. If you don't know about Farm To Couch yet, they're gifting some really fresh local cut organic buds and we've become big fans of their approach. A 60/40 indica heavy cross of OG Kush and Blue dream, this batch has all the euphoric feels that any Kush lover could want, but still affords an active mind without drowsiness. It's pretty great for a low key Sunday full of football and relaxation. As the name implies, this one is quite the sweet, sugary, mouthwatering batch. Many Kushes are often times earthy and exotic in aroma and flavor, seeming like they might have originated in a high Himalayan sherpa village of Tibet. This Kush is like if a strain hunter had climbed up to said village and found the end of the Skittles rainbow with a field of great pot below it. To get your hands on some of this delectable Candy Kush hit up Farm To Couch ASAP. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Dessert Runtz, a mostly indica variety (60/40) by DC i-71 delivery and local business-focused LOCAL'd, is a cross between Cookies & Cream and Runtz with a THC level of 29%. This strain is a bit of a creeper with a buzz that sneaks up on you, so I suggest taking time between puffs. Smoking too much could very well induce an early night’s sleep! The aroma is appetizing and sweet with a taste just as enticing, living up to its “dessert” name. When you open the packaging, it smells like walking straight into a confectionary, an It’Sugar store on the boardwalk for example. You can close your eyes and envision gummies and lollipops, sitting on a marshmallow pillow with Willy Wonka. This strain genuinely mimics Runts fruit candy. The smoke itself is creamy and smooth, enveloping you like a warm hug. If you’re an every day toker, this strain will take you to a new high. You’ll feel it more in the back of your head rather than the front, and the “main character” sensation of being the protagonist in a film can last for 2 to 3 hours. You might even start talking to yourself or playing a soundtrack in your head. I have no complaints with this strain as it doesn’t cause mental sluggishness, which can happen often with indicas. It is best to keep a bottle of water around, though. The buds themselves are dense, resin-drenched and lime green with rich purple tones. A heavy-hitter, I will definitely be smoking Dessert Runtz again in the future! To get some for your stash box just check out LOCAL'd and place your delivery order today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you and get 15% off with promo code: "Toker15"