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- Tee Time - HYFE
Initial Thoughts As a fan of candy strains, I was eager to see how this Tee Time would compare to others that I’ve tried in the past. Originally bred by California Cultivator, Wizard Trees, the genetics made it all the way to DC giving us a taste of the new age candy genetics from Cali right here on the East coast! And there's no need for green fees, clubs, or a cart - just hit up marijuana delivery service, HYFE, and they'll help you tee off right away. 🏌 Appearance These buds lean towards the Zkittles genetics in the looks department but anyone who has smoked a Zkittles phenotype knows not to judge a book by its cover. Regardless, these nugs still look nice flaunting colorful buds and a bunch of trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The scent is a lot like RS11 with a sweet berry and fruity smell. Flavor A tutti fruity candy flavor that was super smooth on the exhale. Lineage The Tee Time strain is a cross of ZKittles and RS11 that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Tee Time was perfect for tackling mindless tasks. It left me clear-minded and easy-going, making the high feel light and pleasant. However, it did make me a bit clumsy, which added a funny twist to my day. Despite that, it was very inspiring and had a motivating drive behind it, pushing me to stay active and engaged. Conclusion Feeling inspired and motivated, Tee Time ensures I stay active and up to par, making it a go-to choice for daytime use. Ready to elevate your everyday activities? Perhaps even your golf game? This Tee Time will take you on a flavorful journey that balances mental clarity with a joyful buzz, proving that sometimes, a little sweetness is all you need to keep things on the fairway. Place your order with HYFE today and don't forget to let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you!
- Durban Poison & Lemon Cherry Gelato "Flips" Vape Pen by DC MOTA - Taste Budz
Introduction The cannabis market in Washington DC continues to innovate, offering users new and convenient ways to enjoy their favorite strains. One such innovation is this "Flips" disposable vape pen by DC MOTA that's currently available at DC marijuana dispensary, Taste Budz. This unique product allows users to easily switch between two different strains: the energizing sativa Durban Poison and the balanced hybrid Lemon Cherry Gelato. Initial Thoughts The Flips disposable vape pen by DC Mota stands out in the crowded cannabis market due to its dual-strain functionality. This feature provides users with the flexibility to choose between an uplifting, cerebral experience with Durban Poison or a more balanced, relaxing effect with Lemon Cherry Gelato. This versatility makes Flips an excellent choice for both novice and seasoned users looking to tailor their cannabis experience to their specific needs at any given moment. Appearance The Flips vape pen boasts a sleek and compact design, making it highly portable and discreet. Its streamlined body is typically fashioned in a modern aesthetic with subtle branding, ensuring it can be used unobtrusively in various settings. The pen is designed with a simple switch mechanism that allows users to toggle between the two strains effortlessly. Flavor Durban Poison: The flavor of Durban Poison provides a crisp, herbal taste with hints of citrus and anise. The smooth inhale carries a slightly sweet pine flavor, followed by a spicy, earthy exhale. Lemon Cherry Gelato: This hybrid delivers a mouthwatering fusion of flavors, characterized by the sweetness of cherries, the tartness of lemon, and a creamy, gelato-like finish. The combination offers a balanced and enjoyable vaping experience, ideal for those who appreciate rich and layered flavors. Lineage Durban Poison: Originating from South Africa, Durban Poison is a pure sativa landrace strain. Its genetics are renowned for providing a potent and clear-headed high, making it a popular choice for those seeking focus and energy. Lemon Cherry Gelato: A slightly indica dominant hybrid strain, Lemon Cherry Gelato is a cross between Sunset Sherbert, Girl Scout Cookies, and an unknown Lemon varietal. Its lineage contributes to its balanced effects, combining the relaxing body high of an indica with the uplifting, creative stimulation of a sativa. Effects Durban Poison: This sativa is celebrated for its energizing and uplifting effects. Users often report enhanced creativity, focus, and a euphoric mental high, making it ideal for daytime use and social activities. It's also known for its potential to combat fatigue and depression. Lemon Cherry Gelato: As a hybrid, Lemon Cherry Gelato offers a more balanced experience. Users can expect a euphoric cerebral buzz complemented by a soothing body relaxation. This makes it suitable for both daytime and evening use, providing relief from stress and anxiety while maintaining a sense of clarity and creativity. Conclusion This DC MOTA "Flips" disposable vape pen represents a significant innovation in the cannabis vaping market. Its dual-strain feature offers users unparalleled flexibility, allowing them to switch seamlessly between the stimulating effects of Durban Poison and the balanced relaxation of Lemon Cherry Gelato. With its sleek design, intuitive functionality, and flavorful vaping options, Flips caters to a wide range of preferences and needs. Whether you’re seeking an invigorating start to your day or a relaxing evening wind-down, the Flips vape pen delivers a versatile and enjoyable cannabis experience. Grab one for yourself by visiting Taste Budz ASAP and don't forget to tell them you heard about it on Toker's Guide!
- Grape Bubblegum - The Garden
Initial Thoughts I’ve smelt actual grapes that smell less grapey than this Grape Bubblegum that’s currently available from DC marijuana dispensary, The Garden. It’s an extremely enticing strain from its looks and odor, especially for someone like myself who loves the fruity grape terps that this batch has to offer. 🍇👃 Appearance Dark and deep purple nugs that would completely disappear in darkness if it weren’t for the shiny trichomes and orange pistils attached to it. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma The grape terps on the batch are so strong it smells like the grape children’s medicine I used to love as a kid. Flavor The flavor is also exploding with a heavy grape taste that is deep and intricate but oh so sweet. Lineage The Grape Bubblegum strain is a cross of GMO and Purple Punch that runs indica dominant. Effects The effects started with a heavy eyelid sensation, indicative of the indica dominant genetics. I felt the tension in my body melt away as I entered a state of deep relaxation. Mentally, I felt at ease and stress-free, making it difficult to stay awake for long. I found it best to finish any tasks before indulging, as this strain quickly made me ready for a restful night's sleep. Conclusion As you savor the sweet, grape-infused flavor, you'll find yourself drifting where worries melt away and sleep becomes inevitable. So, whether you’re a seasoned cannabis toker or someone new to the scene, Grape Bubblegum promises an experience that's going to have you crawling back for more. Check it out at The Garden today and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!
- Cherry Dulce - Capital Remedy
Initial Thoughts Dulce is a sweet food or drink, especially referring to a candy or jam so it was no surprise when I opened up the bag of Cherry Dulce, from DC marijuana dispensary Capital Remedy, and a sugary sweet fragrance burst forth - one that had me drooling at the thought of rolling some up. 🤤🍒 Appearance The buds of Cherry Dulce are a visual treat, characterized by their puffy shaped emerald-green nugs with purple undertones. Thick reddish-orange hairs weave through the buds, and they are coated with chunky trichomes, giving them a frosted appearance. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma I immediately get cherry vibes that smell reminiscent of Lemon Cherry Gelato. Flavor The inhale is full of sweet cherries and the exhale has a floral earthiness to it. Lineage The Cherry Dulce strain has unknown genetics but leans balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Upon exhaling, I felt an immediate uplift in my mood, filled with soothing mental calmness and ease. The high spread quickly, bringing a tingly body sensation that left me feeling relaxed and at ease. Despite the relaxation, I didn't feel sedated but rather pleasantly kicked back and at peace. The strain's balanced effects made it ideal for winding down after a long day without feeling overly sleepy. Conclusion Cherry Dulce is a stellar hybrid strain that offers a balanced high with both mentally uplifting and physically relaxing feelings. Its sweet and sour flavor profile is as enjoyable as the potent effects, making it a must-try for anyone who considers themselves a cannabis connoisseur. Head on over to Capital Remedy today to try it for yourself and don't forget to mention that Toker’s guide sent you!
- Sunny Wizard by Edie Parker - Mary & Main Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)
Initial Thoughts Given that I'm normally a full-on indica guy, I was quite surprised and impressed by the vibrant high produced by this batch of Sunny Wizard from Edie Parker. Currently available at Maryland recreational marijuana dispensary Mary & Main in Capital Heights it has very attractive, trichome laden nugs and a mentally delicious, yin yang-ish style buzz. In fact, it's a hybrid that expresses so many positive qualities from both the indica and sativa sides of the spectrum that you might wonder if it was actually created by a wizard. 🧙 Appearance Green akin to moist blades of green grass with flecks of light lime and orange peel-colored pistols. Also note the frosty trichomes and lavender highlights. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Sweet pine sap, honeysuckle, allspice, apricot syrup. Flavor Woodsy and herbaceous, sweet burnt sugar, distant plumb and honeycomb notes. Lineage Blissful Wizard x Purple Punch Effects The buzz was one where relaxation teamed up with a little pep. It certainly wasn't overstimulating, though. Just a nice mellow feeling head high with a warming and alert sense of mind. You can sit in this high comfortably and go the distance. Great for daytime use. Conclusion Overall I feel like this one is the total package from a hybrid perspective. It made me want to talk, be social, and engage my fellow potheads to get their thoughts on this amazing buzz as well. It would be great at a party and I imagine that you'd probably make quick friends bringing it along. To experience this head stash contender for yourself head to Mary & Main dispensary ASAP and don't forget to let them know that Toker's Guide sent you! *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.
- Snoop Dogg OG by SunMed - Waave Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)
Initial Thoughts Snoop Dogg OG is, of course, named after the hall of fame cannabis loving father of good vibes, Snoop Dogg himself. Supplied by Maryland marijuana dispensary, Waave, everything about this batch brings anticipation of a great time to come. Past the iconic namesake, this Snoop Dogg OG is cultivated by SunMed Growers and a fan favorite because it packs such a lovely aroma along with a super potent, euphoric high. Appearance Dense nugs with a blend of forest and minty greens, swirling hairy orange pistils, and icy trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Zesty lemon and a satisfying diesel undertone. Flavor A blend of citrus and pine for a smooth, rich taste. Lineage The Snoop Dogg OG strain is a cross of Lemon OG and Sour Diesel that runs indica dominant. Effects Snoop Dogg OG brings on a buzz fit for the gangsta rap king himself. I felt a joyous euphoria kick in immediately after exhaling, building on itself to lift the mind and body into another world. Warm and fuzzy thoughts push away all negativity to give a fresh and fun outlook on life, while physical tensions and stresses dissipate into a feeling of weightlessness. Relaxed, giddy, and stoned to the bone, this is the perfect strain to sit back and enjoy a strong buzz. Conclusion Snoop Dogg OG was one of my favorite strains to try in recent memory, and with a name like that it's hard to forget. From the beautiful sticky nugs, smooth toke, and sensationally euphoric high, this "chronic" is definitely choice enough to be called "Bubonic" - and it tastes pretty damn good with gin and juice too. You can treat yourself to a batch of Snoop Dogg OG by heading to Waave dispensary ASAP and be sure to let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you! *Medical cannabis is for certified/qualifying patients only. Must be at least 21+ years old to view content.
- Grape Soda Pop - Maven Wellness
Initial Thoughts Grape Soda Pop from DC marijuana dispensary, Maven Wellness, is a cannabis experience that’s as refreshing and delightful as a cold soda on a hot day. This strain brings a burst of nostalgic grape flavor, coupled with a potent, lingering sour grape scent. 🍇 Appearance Round, grape shaped nugs that are mainly green with purple hues mixed throughout. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma It's bursting with a fizzy grape aroma that lingers wherever you open the pack. Flavor Dry hits of Grape Soda Pop give off strong grape and sweet sugary soda flavors, and the flavor is only heightened once it's lit up, completely filling my mouth with a grape overload! Lineage The Grape Soda Pop strain is likely a phenotype of Tahoe OG Kush that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Grape Soda Pop had me feeling suave, like I was gliding through the day with a cool, collected vibe. My movements slowed down, and it felt like all eyes were on me, boosting my confidence to an unbeatable level. The initial euphoria was incredibly uplifting, making me feel on top of the world. However, don’t let the energy boost fool you because when the body high hits it's as heavy as a ton of bricks. Conclusion Grape Soda Pop had me feeling like the smoothest operator in the room which is why it's the perfect strain for when you want to feel both confident and deeply relaxed. You can check out this carbonated grape beverage style cannabis flower for yourself by heading to Maven Wellness today and don't forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!
- White Cherry - The Garden
Initial Thoughts With late Spring harvests ramping up, The Garden has some exquisitely cultivated White Cherry available. A standout among others, White Cherry flaunts imagery of cherry blossoms in full bloom and features a strong genetic lineage. This strain looks to provide a balanced experience with a tickling happy and relaxing buzz. 🍒 Appearance A very potent-looking blend of light and dark greens, textured with vine-like orange pistils and a layer of trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma An appetizing mix of ripe grapes and berries with a soft herbal undertone. Flavor A delightfully sweet, fruity, berry, and smooth herbal aftertaste. Lineage The White Cherry strain is a cross of Cherry OG and The White that runs indica dominant. Effects The high started as a slow but steadily increasing uplifting sense of euphoria and giddy feeling of happiness. The potency of this batch kept the high going strong for a good while, then eventually shifted into a laid-back sense of peace and relaxation. I felt the initial buzz mostly in the mind, and the mellow second half of the buzz mainly in the body, making this the perfect strain for any evening. Conclusion The White Cherry strain is exactly what you want out of a top shelf indica dominant hybrid. The heavy initial high is incredibly uplifting and positive mentally, with a peaceful and physically relaxing second wind of the buzz. With super potent buds that are smooth and sweet in flavor, this batch can cure any problems of the day as it is ideal for nighttime use with its indica lean. Try it for yourself by heading to The Garden today and be sure to let them know that Toker’s Guide sent you!
- Lemon Skunk - Herbal Alternatives
Ideally located in downtown DC between Scott Circle and Connecticut Avenue is one of DC's finest Medical Dispensaries, Herbal Alternatives. If you haven't gotten your medical card in DC, by the way, I highly recommend looking into it - and the reciprocity for all other state medical marijuana programs means if you're traveling into town, and have a license from another state, you're good to go. Herbal Alternatives even provides a great little "How to Get a Medical Cannabis Card in DC" page on their site that gives you all the steps in a tidy fashion. A big shoutout to Manager Alexander and "Bud Stars" Robbi and Claire for making me feel right at home and for showing me the ropes at their fine establishment. Another big shoutout for guiding me to this magnificent specimen of Lemon Skunk - what a throwback treat! Running sativa-heavy (60/40) and with astoundingly high levels of limonene on the regular, it's not hard to see why this old school award-winning strain has managed to remain so popular. The aroma is probably the most remarkable aspect to point out - the effervescent lemon will quickly and completely dominate your nose, but in the way that makes you just want to keep inhaling until you cannot anymore - you just can't get enough of it. Of course this smell is passed on through to the flavor as well, which blends with a skunkyness and tones of anise to complete the perfect trademark profile of this legendary cultivar. We highly recommend partaking in at least one joint to really get a true sense of the delectability at hand. Maybe you're looking for the perfect daytime smoke? Perhaps you're interested in experiencing exquisite examples of iconic strains of yesteryear? Maybe you just love the flavor of lemon zest in your bong. Whatever the reason, I recommend grabbing your medical license, heading to Herbal Alternatives today, and grabbing some of this epic Lemon Skunk for yourself!
- L.A. Confidential - gLeaf (VA Medical)
Time to slow things down, chill out, and relax with some L.A. Confidential. This child of OG LA Affie and Afghani is an Indica dominant strain grown by gLeaf and purchased at Beyond/Hello, Sterling. These larger dank buds smell piney and earthy and just like its scent, the smoke tastes of resin and pine similar to a good IPA made with Simcoe hops. Having a similar terpene profile to Simcoe, L.A. Confidentials top terpenes are Pinene and Myrcene based on the lab test results printed on package. It helps me unwind after a long day by putting my mind and body at ease. You know when it starts to kick in when you feel that drop in your tense shoulders and you no longer feel like you need to do a million things at once. This kickass strain is good for meditation and to help get rid of the jitters. It is also perfect for those who wake up in the middle of the night and can’t get back to sleep. Just smoke a quick bowl and it’s lights out in no time, especially for those who don’t smoke regularly. I have purchased L.A. Confidential by gLeaf a few times now and every time the buds are a nice size and dense. This particular batch is a couple of months old but, you can tell that it was packaged with care to ensure quality up until the listed expiration date this coming March. Can’t wait to try the next batch of L.A. Confidential by gLeaf! Don’t forget to like and follow to get updates like my next review of Chem Dawg from Beyond/Hello’s premium brand “The Bank”. Check out what L.A. Confidential has to offer for you and let your dispensary know you heard about it on Toker’s Guide. Still need a VA Medical Card? Check out this Veriheal link and get started today.
- G-Spot - gLeaf (Maryland)
G-Spot, cultivated by gLeaf in Maryland, is another even hybrid (50% indica and 50% sativa). This strain is an orphan, with unknown parentage, although some experts say it was bred from different combinations of OG Kush varieties. It is the ideal high, stimulating and calming — she quite literally hits the “spot.” I’d recommend this strain for the morning time, for creatives, or for anyone with general anxiety. Almost immediately after smoking, your mind opens itself to new plans, possibilities, and ideas. You'll find that your thoughts and memories feel effervescent and tangible, without the couch lock sensation most fear with such a high myrcene content (1.36%). It will leave you engaged, focused, and mesmerized by the present. The THC level in this batch is high, coming in at 30%. The nugs are shaped like plump grapes, dark green with thin orange hairs and small, honey colored trichomes. The bud has a taste that's earthy and piney, which may avert some, but the fruity flavors that follow make this walk through the woods well worth it! To hit the G-Spot yourself grab your Maryland medical marijuana card and check out the gLeaf website to setup a pick-up or delivery today! Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!
- Deadband #7 - Evermore (Maryland)
Deadband #7 is an Evermore phenotype bred from Headband and Skunk #1. It’s labeled as a hybrid with a potent THC level of 27.9%, but the actual indica/sativa ratio remains a mystery. I’d gather that it’s an even or near-even hybrid as the laid back high makes this strain suitable for any time of day. It sets in behind the eyes and allows you to relax your shoulders, unclench your jaw, and drift away without completely knocking you out. With a dominant terpene of myrcene (2.4%) this strain has a skunky flavor with pleasant notes of tart cherry on the exhale. The nugs are pale mint with a frothy coating of crystals, glazed over like a donut, making the hairs look even darker and thicker. Small and triangular, they’re shaped like a Christmas tree but sized like an ornament. This particular batch was sensitive to the touch, breaking up easily to the point where a grinder wasn’t necessary. If we look to its parents, Headband is known to create a slight pressure around the head, and the crowd-pleasing Skunk #1 serves as the Simon & Garfunkel of hybrids: around since the 70s and highly influential. They must have done something right, because there’s truly nothing not to like about their child, Deadband #7.












