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Gelato Cake by District Cannabis - Monko DC
Gelato Cake has come to be, for all intents and purposes, the flagship strain of local cultivator District Cannabis. It's an indica-domin...
Toker's Guide
Mar 132 min read
Gelato Cake - The Garden DC
Check out this Gelato Cake that's currently available at Washington DC marijuana dispensary, The Garden. It's an indica-dominant hybrid...
Elle Weeds
Sep 25, 20243 min read
Gelato Cake - Taste Budz DC
This batch of Gelato Cake, available at Taste Budz in Washington DC, is some cannabis flower that produces rich and indulgent experiences...
Toker's Guide
Aug 21, 20243 min read
Gelato 33 - GHouse
With cooler days behind us and a heat wave that has been hotter than I can handle, I figured it best to cool off with some Gelato 33 from...
Terp Interpreter
Jun 21, 20242 min read
Ice Cream Cake - The Gift Givers
As the days get hotter, DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, is here to cool things down with this batch of Ice Cream Cake. Ta...
Barn Burner
Jun 5, 20242 min read
Pluto - The Garden
Coming down from the stars to greet us fellow earthlings is this batch of Pluto courtesy of DC marijuana dispensary, The Garden. Their fl...
Barn Burner
Mar 8, 20242 min read
Ice Cream Cake - Luminary DC
Fire Alert! Check out this batch of Ice Cream Cake currently available from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Luminary. It's a highly r...
Terp Interpreter
Sep 7, 20232 min read
Bolo Runtz - Buddha Buddy DC
The latest offering from DC i-71 delivery service, Buddha Buddy DC, captivated me from the second I opened the lid. “Bolo Runtz” is what’...
Terp Interpreter
Jun 30, 20232 min read
Runtz Muffin by Seed & Strain - Cannabist, Norfolk (VA Medical)
For all of my Runtz devotees out there, this is a superlative batch of Runtz Muffin currently available at VA Medical dispensary, Cannabi...
LizzieHaze
Jun 12, 20232 min read
Gelato Cake by District Cannabis - The Living Room (MD Medical)
Emerging from District Cannabis' medical cultivation in Maryland, is Gelato Cake. This strain has been the talk of the town here in Maryl...
Spacey Sprouts
May 9, 20232 min read
Ice Cream Cake - Elevated Lounge
They say that when someone is going overboard, but gets everything they want simultaneously that they are "having their cake and eating i...
Toker's Guide
May 9, 20232 min read
Ice Cream Cookies - The Green Room
In my search for something with a fruity, yet gassy aroma and a combination of bubbly cerebral high and euphoric body buzz I stumbled upo...
Spacey Sprouts
Feb 22, 20232 min read
Cream - MASC
This Cream from DC i-71 storefront MASC (Metropolitan Art & Sculpture Collaboration) has a remarkably creamy aroma and is a super smooth ...
Elle Weeds
Feb 4, 20231 min read
Purple Runtz - Flower Ave
The first thing I noticed about this batch of Purple Runtz from DC recreational (i-71) delivery service, Flower Ave, was the strikingly...
Toker's Guide
Oct 18, 20222 min read
Ice Cream Cake - Hi There DC
Just to let you know, this Ice Cream Cake from DC recreational delivery service Hi There DC is not an icy cold confection as its name...
Elle Weeds
Aug 11, 20222 min read
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