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Flying Monkey Piss by The Wizard of Za - The Green Room

Strain: Flying Monkey Piss

​Service: The Green Room

Market: DC i-71 Storefront

Overall Rating: 8.7/10

​Lean: Balanced 50/50

Initial Thoughts

With one of the craziest names in recent memory this Flying Monkey Piss is a Wizard of Za creation currently available at DC i-71 storefront dispensary, The Green Room. Despite the "piss" in the name it's got a funky, fruity, and slightly gassy aroma that is the epitome of exotic - or "Za Za" as the youngsters say.💨



Bright green, dense buds with patches of purple throughout and tons of white trichomes.


Curing, but the aroma and flavor are still fresh.


Sweet, fruity, and slightly gassy.



Fruity, funky, gassy, and sweet with an awesomely smooth and exotic exhale.


It's unclear what the lineage of Flying Monkey Piss is, but if I had to guess I would say Grease Monkey X Cheetah Piss. It does seem to have balanced effects much like a 50/50.


Euphoric and tingly in body buzz with some uplifting effects that settle into a stoniness that makes you feel sky high. Exceedingly potent and probably running in the 30% range.



This is a great late afternoon or early evening varietal due to the stoning nature and cozy euphoric buzz. Yet, it didn't have any couch lock that I could discern and the toke was super smooth with exceptional flavor. Definitely one to experience for the flavor alone. To check it out for yourself just head to The Green Room today and don't forget to tell them that Toker's Guide sent you!

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