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Secret Weapon - Elevated Lounge

This is another one of those "Hurry up or you'll miss it" batches, but this one I really encourage all of you to lay eyes on. It's incredible. Full stop. In the intergalactic battle for supreme DC i-71 storefront, Elevated Lounge just put the rest of the scene on notice with this Secret Weapon.


Secret Weapon is a sativa dominant hybrid running at about 60/40 on the sativa/indica ratio - which is pretty much exactly where I like my daytime strains to be. It's a cross of Cheese Quake and White Widow, which are what you might call "legacy" cultivars due to their presence in many other lineages.


Personally, I think this is a for real secret weapon not to be taken lightly. I mean, if you were to float some of this over enemy lines, not only would they be unable not to partake in its splendor, but they would and become passively stoned and docile. Their interests would quickly switch to music, food, and perhaps a goofy outdoor game. Back on the home front, the friendlies would have all engaged in toking it as well more war. In all seriousness, though, the potency of this batch cannot be overstated!


While the flavor and aroma are hard to place, to me the longer you perform olfactory analysis the more likely you are to come up with some ridiculous combination like "jelly beans in a pine forest", for example. I guess the takeaway here is just how exquisitely complex and exotic these buds, in fact, are - absolutely some of the best in the last three months.


To add this Secret Weapon to your arsenal just head on over to Glover Park area storefront Elevated Lounge DC and visit their super polite, friendly, and knowledgeable staff. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you for something extra!

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