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Wedding Nerdz - Euphoria DC

If you haven't had a chance to check out Euphoria DC they're a healing and wellness spa and i-71 storefront that gifts their clients fine cannabis while offering a full range of spa-oriented services. Wether it's rest, restoration, or repair you're after they've got that and your next great toke covered!


Take these Wedding Nerdz for example. They're fresh, highly pungent, and they've got that exotic flavor I'm definitely looking to roll up. A massage and and a pre-roll of fire - yes please! Needless to say I'll be stopping by to this wonderful oasis more frequently.

While the hyper-white trichomes of this sample weren't stacked as high as some we've recently reviewed, what this bud might lack in resin gland coverage it more than makes up for in all the other categories: aroma, flavor, terpene levels, and potency.


You should probably even underline some of the above to emphasize the quality. The flavor complexity alone is worthy of any designer label and the powerfully stoney high was significant in duration and intensity. For me, it also created an inner sense of joy and I caught myself acting a bit more whimsical. I'm not sure where they got the "nerdz" part from, but perhaps it had something to do with an increased ability to geek out on topics that would be of little comedic value otherwise. 🤓


A cross of Barney's Farm's Grape Ape and Strawberry Cough, this one runs an even and balanced 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum and I do believe you get the best of both sides in this offshoot - not always the case. Personally, I found it very relaxing with palpable buzzes in both the frontal lobe and throughout my body. I also found enough energy and clarity to write this review, a testament to the sativa portion of this batch's lineage.


So if you're in need of some serious R&R and restorative vibes, check out Euphoria DC's full range of healing & wellness services and grab some of these delectable Wedding Nerdz for your stash as well. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

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