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Cap Junky - Shmu The Cannaprophet
Check out this batch of Cap Junky from Washington DC delivery service, Shmu The Cannaprophet. Their menu is a treasure trove of top-tier buds, and their fair prices and stellar customer service—complete with a 10-day exchange policy—make ordering feel like a VIP hookup. This balanced hybrid, with its sky-high THC and breeder cred from Capulator and Seed Junky Genetics, has me ready for a ride that’s punchier than a barista’s espresso shot. Let’s see if Cap Junky blasts me int

Elle Weeds
Apr 243 min read


Cookies Ridgeline Lantz by Alt Sol - Monko DC
Check out this latest batch of Ridgeline Lantz! It's currently available from Monko, a Washington DC marijuana dispensary that has redefined cannabis luxury with its elegant decor, handpicked strains, and stellar service. Grown by Alt Sol, this Cookies strain feels like a curious blend of piney wilderness and creamy sweetness, like a forest glade hiding a secret dessert. Monko, fresh from their opulent grand re-opening last weekend, is now fully medical, offering a refined ex

ZeeJay
Apr 183 min read


Grape Fritter by Garcia Hand Picked - Story Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
This is one superb batch of Grape Fritter that's currently in stock at at Story dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. Cultivated by Garc...

Maryland Terps
Apr 42 min read


Mochi - Elevated Lounge DC
This batch of Mochi immediately made me think of the dessert—soft, chewy, and probably plotting to ruin my diet. Turns out, it's a hybrid...

ZeeJay
Mar 253 min read


Adios MF - Capital Remedy DC
This batch of Adios MF immediately sets high expectations with its emphatic name. Available from Capital Remedy marijuana delivery servic...

Elle Weeds
Mar 122 min read


Alien Breath by Savvy - Potomac Holistics Dispensary (Rockville, Maryland)
Let’s be honest—Alien Breath sounds like either a highly potent strain or the kind of thing you’d need a breath mint after encountering...

Maryland Terps
Mar 63 min read


Rainbow Runtz by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center
This batch of Rainbow Runtz immediately caught my eye and sparked my curiosity as soon as I saw it on the menu. But, what kind of rainbow...

Elle Weeds
Mar 53 min read


Apples and Bananas - Elevated Lounge DC
Apples and Bananas is more than just a catchy name; it's a sensory masterpiece now available at top Washington DC dispensary, Elevated Lo...

Toker's Guide
Feb 73 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Cereal A La Mode" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
This batch of Cookies' Cereal A La Mode, cultivated by local craft growers Alt Sol, is now available at Takoma Wellness Center, and its n...

Toker's Guide
Feb 73 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Blue Raz" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Blue Raz, originally bred by Grandiflora and cultivated to perfection by Alt Sol, is now gracing the shelves at Takoma Wellness Center in...

Toker's Guide
Feb 63 min read


Pyxy Styx Gen. 2 - Elevated Lounge DC
Back by popular demand, check out this award winning Pyxy Styx, currently available at Washington DC marijuana dispensary Elevated Lounge...

Elle Weeds
Jan 313 min read


Candy Gas - Capital Remedy DC
Currently available through the DC marijuana delivery service Capital Remedy, this Candy Gas offers an intriguing mix of potency and flav...

Terp Interpreter
Jan 313 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Triple Scoop" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Triple Scoop, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington DC, is a hybrid strain with a reputat...

Toker's Guide
Jan 292 min read


Goat Piss by Grow West - RISE Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
Goat Piss—let’s address the elephant in the room. The name alone might make you hesitate, but rest assured, this batch, cultivated by Gro...

Toker's Guide
Jan 163 min read


Mike & Gary vs Stuffed Cherry Gelato - The Gift Givers DC
Mike & Gary and Stuffed Cherry Gelato are two captivating strains currently offered by The Gift Givers in Washington, DC. Both strains ar...

Toker's Guide
Jan 113 min read


Carbon Fiber - The Gift Givers
Carbon Fiber, available from The Gift Givers delivery service in Washington, DC, is an evenly balanced hybrid that merges potency with a...

Toker's Guide
Dec 13, 20242 min read


Baby Turtle Pre-rolls by Khalifa Kush - Dispensary Near Me (DC Medical)
Baby Turtle pre-rolls, crafted by the expert team at Khalifa Kush and now available at Washington DC's Dispensary Near Me, deliver a smoo...

Toker's Guide
Dec 6, 20243 min read


Sunset Zoap - The Gift Givers
Perfectly curated by The Gift Givers, this batch of Sunset Zoap is ready to tantalize your palate and your mind. It's an evenly balanced ...

Toker's Guide
Nov 26, 20242 min read


Pink Cookies - Elevated Lounge DC
Pink Cookies, available at Elevated Lounge in Washington, DC, is a balanced hybrid that delights with its sweet and spicy flavor profile...

Toker's Guide
Nov 26, 20242 min read


Pink Kill Moe - Maven Wellness DC
Here's a really nice batch of Pink Kill Moe that's currently available at Washington DC Marijuana dispensary, Maven Wellness. Crafted by...

Toker's Guide
Nov 26, 20242 min read
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