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Check out all of our cannabis product reviews below and filter by categories like market type, location, and dispensary name. Or use our NEW Strain Library to search by strain, effects, dominant terpene, common uses, and more.
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Alien Breath by Savvy - Potomac Holistics Dispensary (Rockville, Maryland)
Let’s be honest—Alien Breath sounds like either a highly potent strain or the kind of thing you’d need a breath mint after encountering...
Maryland Terps
Mar 6, 20253 min read
Rainbow Runtz by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center
This batch of Rainbow Runtz immediately caught my eye and sparked my curiosity as soon as I saw it on the menu. But, what kind of rainbow...
Elle Weeds
Mar 5, 20253 min read
Dante's Inferno - The Gift Givers DC
When a strain is named Dante’s Inferno, it immediately conjures up images of fiery depths, epic journeys, and maybe even some divine retr...
Toker's Guide
Mar 5, 20253 min read
Cookies & Alt Sol "Cereal A La Mode" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
This batch of Cookies' Cereal A La Mode, cultivated by local craft growers Alt Sol, is now available at Takoma Wellness Center, and its n...
Toker's Guide
Feb 7, 20253 min read
Cookies & Alt Sol "Tahitian Lime" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Tahitian Lime by Cookies, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center, is like booking a last-minute beach getaway to t...
Elle Weeds
Feb 3, 20253 min read
Pyxy Styx Gen. 2 - Elevated Lounge DC
Back by popular demand, check out this award winning Pyxy Styx, currently available at Washington DC marijuana dispensary Elevated Lounge...
Elle Weeds
Jan 31, 20253 min read
Cookies & Alt Sol "London Pound Cake 75" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
When I first laid eyes on this batch of London Pound Cake 75, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Takoma Wellness Center in...
Toker's Guide
Jan 30, 20253 min read
Cookies & Alt Sol "Triple Scoop" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Triple Scoop, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington DC, is a hybrid strain with a reputat...
Toker's Guide
Jan 29, 20252 min read
Cadillac Fizz from Elevated Lounge DC
Cadillac Fizz takes its name seriously, bringing an air of luxury and refinement to the cannabis world. Currently available at Elevated L...
Toker's Guide
Jan 25, 20252 min read
Goat Piss by Grow West - RISE Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
Goat Piss—let’s address the elephant in the room. The name alone might make you hesitate, but rest assured, this batch, cultivated by Gro...
Toker's Guide
Jan 16, 20253 min read
Strawnana - Jungle Boys, Miami (Florida Medical)
Strawnana, currently available at Jungle Boys dispensary in Miami, Florida, is a flavorful and potent indica-dominant hybrid (70% indica/...
Toker's Guide
Jan 15, 20252 min read
Oroz - GrowHealthy, Tampa (Florida Medical)
Oroz, currently available at GrowHealthy dispensary in Tampa, Florida, is a unique hybrid cannabis strain born from the union of Cookie...
Toker's Guide
Jan 15, 20252 min read
Brownie Scout - RISE, West Palm Beach (Florida Medical)
Brownie Scout, currently available at RISE dispensary in West Palm Beach, Florida, is a potent indica-dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sat...
Toker's Guide
Jan 15, 20252 min read
Strain Spotlight: Point Break from Elevated Lounge DC
This superb batch of Point Break, cultivated locally and available at Elevated Lounge in Washington DC, is a slightly indica-dominant hyb...
Toker's Guide
Jan 11, 20252 min read
Mike & Gary vs Stuffed Cherry Gelato - The Gift Givers DC
Mike & Gary and Stuffed Cherry Gelato are two captivating strains currently offered by The Gift Givers in Washington, DC. Both strains ar...
Toker's Guide
Jan 11, 20253 min read
Permanent Marker by The Herban Hustle - Capital Remedy
Herban Hustle's locally cultivated batch of Permanent Marker is truly phenomenal, offering a remarkable sensory and cerebral journey. Cur...
Toker's Guide
Jan 9, 20253 min read
Fantasy Melon - Jungle Boys Tampa (Florida Medical)
Fantasy Melon, cultivated by the legendary Jungle Boys and available at their Tampa dispensary, is a rare and exotic hybrid strain that...
Toker's Guide
Jan 8, 20252 min read
Carbon Fiber - The Gift Givers
Carbon Fiber, available from The Gift Givers delivery service in Washington, DC, is an evenly balanced hybrid that merges potency with a...
Toker's Guide
Dec 13, 20242 min read
Z Berries - Capital Remedy
Z Berries, available at Capital Remedy in Washington, DC, is a flavorful hybrid strain originally bred by Bloom Seed Co. It's the result...
Elle Weeds
Dec 13, 20242 min read
Limoncello - Elevated Lounge DC
Much like its Italian alcoholic beverage namesake, this Limoncello has a dazzling citrus flavor and surprising potency. Currently availab...
Toker's Guide
Dec 13, 20242 min read
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