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District Gumbo by The Herban Hustle - Capital Remedy
This District Gumbo from Capital Remedy evokes a feeling akin to stumbling into a secret speakeasy where the drinks are replaced with top-shelf cannabis. In a city, or District, full of spies that kind of thing probably happens all the time. Cultivated by The Herban Hustle, a Washington DC craft grower known for their small-batch, high-quality buds (and a 2024 National Cannabis Cup win for their Vice City pheno), this strain is a local gem with a mysterious past...
Toker's Guide
Apr 17, 20253 min read
Lemon Cherry Gelato - The Gift Givers
When Lemon Cherry Gelato popped up on The Gift Givers delivery menu, I thought I’d accidentally ordered dessert—does this strain come wit...
ZeeJay
Mar 28, 20253 min read
Greasy Runtz - Capital Remedy
Greasy Runtz slid right onto Washington DC delivery service Capital Remedy's menu, and when it did I thought someone had spilled a fry ba...
Cal Naughton Jr
Mar 27, 20252 min read
Glitter Bomb by Savvy Reserve - MÜV Dispensary, North Miami (Florida Medical)
My first thought when I stumbled across this Glitter Bomb at MÜV Dispensary in North Miami was, “Is this weed or a craft store explosion...
Mary Jane Burnmore
Mar 26, 20253 min read
Glitter Bomb - The Gift Givers
Glitter Bomb from DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, is a strain that practically sparkles with anticipation before you even...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 14, 20252 min read
Grape Cream Cake - Elevated Lounge DC
Every once in a while, you encounter a cannabis strain that hits all the right notes of flavor, aroma, and effects—a strain that feels li...
Toker's Guide
Mar 7, 20252 min read
Dante's Inferno - The Gift Givers DC
When a strain is named Dante’s Inferno, it immediately conjures up images of fiery depths, epic journeys, and maybe even some divine retr...
Toker's Guide
Mar 5, 20253 min read
Strawberry Pancakes Strain Review - Elevated Lounge DC
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and Strawberry Pancakes might just be the strain to prove that applies to cannabis, too...
Toker's Guide
Feb 15, 20253 min read
Cookies & Alt Sol "London Pound Cake 75" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
When I first laid eyes on this batch of London Pound Cake 75, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Takoma Wellness Center in...
Toker's Guide
Jan 30, 20253 min read
Cadillac Fizz from Elevated Lounge DC
Cadillac Fizz takes its name seriously, bringing an air of luxury and refinement to the cannabis world. Currently available at Elevated L...
Toker's Guide
Jan 25, 20252 min read
Strawnana - Jungle Boys, Miami (Florida Medical)
Strawnana, currently available at Jungle Boys dispensary in Miami, Florida, is a flavorful and potent indica-dominant hybrid (70% indica/...
Toker's Guide
Jan 15, 20252 min read
Oroz - GrowHealthy, Tampa (Florida Medical)
Oroz, currently available at GrowHealthy dispensary in Tampa, Florida, is a unique hybrid cannabis strain born from the union of Cookie...
Toker's Guide
Jan 15, 20252 min read
Brownie Scout - RISE, West Palm Beach (Florida Medical)
Brownie Scout, currently available at RISE dispensary in West Palm Beach, Florida, is a potent indica-dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sat...
Toker's Guide
Jan 15, 20252 min read
Strain Spotlight: Point Break from Elevated Lounge DC
This superb batch of Point Break, cultivated locally and available at Elevated Lounge in Washington DC, is a slightly indica-dominant hyb...
Toker's Guide
Jan 11, 20252 min read
Mike & Gary vs Stuffed Cherry Gelato - The Gift Givers DC
Mike & Gary and Stuffed Cherry Gelato are two captivating strains currently offered by The Gift Givers in Washington, DC. Both strains ar...
Toker's Guide
Jan 11, 20253 min read
Permanent Marker by The Herban Hustle - Capital Remedy
Herban Hustle's locally cultivated batch of Permanent Marker is truly phenomenal, offering a remarkable sensory and cerebral journey. Cur...
Toker's Guide
Jan 9, 20253 min read
Fantasy Melon - Jungle Boys Tampa (Florida Medical)
Fantasy Melon, cultivated by the legendary Jungle Boys and available at their Tampa dispensary, is a rare and exotic hybrid strain that...
Toker's Guide
Jan 8, 20252 min read
Z Berries - Capital Remedy
Z Berries, available at Capital Remedy in Washington, DC, is a flavorful hybrid strain originally bred by Bloom Seed Co. It's the result...
Elle Weeds
Dec 13, 20242 min read
Odo Wan Kanobi by Nature's Heritage - Columbia Care Dispensary (Chevy Chase, Maryland)
Odo Wan Kanobi, a cleverly named strain from Nature’s Heritage, is a force to be reckoned with. Available at Columbia Care dispensary in...
Toker's Guide
Dec 4, 20242 min read
Grape Bubblegum by Sweet Supply - MÜV Dispensary, Tampa (Florida Medical)
Sweet Supply's Grape Bubblegum strain brings a flavorful twist to Florida's medical cannabis scene. Available through Tampa's MÜV dispens...
Mary Jane Burnmore
Dec 4, 20242 min read
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