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Krypto Chronic - Monko

Strain: Krypto Chronic

Service: Monko

Service Type: DC i-71 Dispensary

Overall Rating: 9/10

Lean: 50/50 Hybrid

Initial Thoughts

The bright coloration and super gassy nose on this Krypto Chronic from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Monko, make it a superb choice for your weekend stash - and that's before I've even ripped it. Despite the name there's nothing encrypted here. This is obviously fire. 🔥



Bright neon green with fiery reddish-orange pistils and lots of white/starry trichomes throughout.


Fresh, but starting to cure.


Super gassy, skunky, and piney with hints of lemon and coffee grounds.



Much like the aroma the flavor is quite robust and has lots of piney, gassy, and skunky notes.


The Krypto Chronic strain is a cross of Fruity Pebbles, Alien Cookies, and Jet Fuel Gelato that runs balanced or slightly indica dominant.


The gassy flavor and aroma of this batch seems to inundate everything around you, even your mind. At onset there's a rush of cerebral euphoria which powers on for a while even as the body buzz settles in. It's a feel good strain that doesn't intoxicate too much and still allows for some focus. Great for any time of day or early evening, the team has also noticed its tendency to help with stress, pain, and anxiety.



Taking into consideration the chronic, gassy aroma along with delectable flavor and hard hitting balanced effects, I have to say this a great all around hybrid and something I'm psyched to burn on for the next few days. To experience it for yourself just stop by Monko ASAP and don't forget to mention that Toker’s guide sent you!

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