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Cannabis REVIEWS
Check out all of our cannabis product reviews below and filter by categories like market type, location, and dispensary name. Or use our NEW Strain Library to search by strain, effects, dominant terpene, common uses, and more.
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Cookies & Alt Sol "Berniehana Butter" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform...
Toker's Guide
May 152 min read
Jokerz by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC
This batch of Jokerz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Green Theory dispensary in Washington DC, is an indica-dominant st...
Toker's Guide
Feb 202 min read
Cookies & Alt Sol "That Badu" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
The Cookies strain “That Badu,” cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington DC, is a vibrant nod to both...
Elle Weeds
Aug 14, 20253 min read
Cookies & Alt Sol "Tahitian Lime" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Tahitian Lime by Cookies, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center, is like booking a last-minute beach getaway to t...
Elle Weeds
Feb 3, 20253 min read
Joker Runtz - The Garden DC
The Joker Runtz strain available at The Garden dispensary is no joke. This indica-dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) comes from a cr...
Toker's Guide
Oct 18, 20243 min read
Apples & Bananas - Cookies Jacksonville (Florida Medical)
With a smell so potent I could taste it, I knew only good things were to come as soon as I opened the packaging on this batch of Apples...
Mary Jane Burnmore
Aug 22, 20242 min read
Supreme Diesel - The Gift Givers
With a name like Supreme Diesel, expectations are already set high under the assumption that this is a Sour Diesel cross. After confirmin...
Terp Interpreter
Jan 31, 20242 min read
Jet Fuel Gelato - Peace in the Air
It’s been a while since we’ve had a sample of Jet Fuel Gelato over here at Toker’s Guide, but this phenotype from DC i-71 marijuana dispe...
Terp Interpreter
Jan 3, 20241 min read
Krypto Chronic - Monko
The bright coloration and super gassy nose on this Krypto Chronic from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Monko, make it a superb choice for y...
Elle Weeds
Oct 27, 20231 min read
Jet Fuel Gelato - Flower Ave
Jet Fuel Gelato is a hybrid strain that's a cross between Jet Fuel OG and Gelato #41. It's tremendously popular in certain circles and kn...
Toker's Guide
May 4, 20232 min read
Emiratez Gelato - No Kids Allowed
Whenever I see the word Gelato in a strain name I feel drawn to it, and have always had good experiences with it in the past. Off the bat...
Spacey Sprouts
Feb 8, 20232 min read
Horchata - The Gift Givers
If you're looking for terpene rich, super flavorful flower with a fantastic high that won’t drag you down, then look no further than this...
Ben from Kannabus
Dec 23, 20222 min read
Icicles - District Derp
This Icicle specimen from DC i-71 delivery and pickup service District Derp is fresh, funky, and ready to send you into a stoney state of...
Elle Weeds
Feb 26, 20221 min read
High Society - Puff Puff DC
High Society from Puff Puff DC is a straight heater sativa-dominant hybrid cross between Biscotti and Jet Fuel Gelato. Its intoxicating...
Maya Francesca
Feb 25, 20221 min read
Gummiez by Organic Wellness - Herbal Alternatives (DC Medical)
Bred by Organic Wellness and available at DC medical marijuana dispensary Herbal Alternatives, this new batch of Gummiez is quite...
May
Jan 6, 20221 min read
"50/50" - Buddha Buddy DC
One of our most favorite and consistently reliable DC i-71 services is Buddha Buddy DC. With this latest batch, what they are calling...
Toker's Guide
Sep 29, 20212 min read
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