Initial Thoughts One of the sativa options that i've been really psyched to try this season is this batch of Appalachian Haze cultivated by Grow West and recently available at RISE dispensary in Silver Spring, MD. If you're not familiar with Grow West they're craft cultivators out of Cumberland, MD who are fabled to have been turning out some excellent flower since inception. From George, their black bear mascot, to their Soar, Steady, Still effects rating system, they've peaked my interest. Of course, as a big sativa fan I'm mostly ready to Soar and, by the looks of it, that shouldn't be any problem in this case. 🦅 Appearance Fluffy, light green, turquoise tinted buds with lots of frosty white and starry trichomes. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Refreshing with a floral essence and notes of citrus along with a hard to place spice. The amalgamation certainly recalls memories of mountain air and vegetation. Perhaps Mountain Laurel more specifically. Flavor Smooth, but vibrant on the palate with notes of citrus, pepper, cream, and a hint of earth in the exhale. Lineage The Appalachian Haze Strain is a cross of Miami Heat, Miami Haze, and Triple OG that runs sativa dominant. Effects These uplifting, highly cerebral, and creativity inspiring effects come on quickly and are great for morning and afternoon sessions. I found the headspace clear and focused while the physical effects were euphoric and without any edginess. For me, personally, it soothed my digestive discomfort and helped with muscular aches and soreness as well. Perhaps the best part was how it made even the most mundane tasks seem enjoyable and kept a grin on my face for nearly the duration of the high. Conclusion I'm quite fond of the Appalachian Mountains in all their majestic, natural beauty. Therefore, I suppose it's only appropriate that a strain designed and named for them would appeal to me so much. The energetic, mood enhancing aspects and heady effects were spot on and definitely had me "soaring" for hours. My one and only regret is that I haven't had a chance to take the jar for a hike...yet. 🥾🏕 To grab some for yourself and check out other fantastic Grow West varietals hit them up or head to RISE, Silver Spring today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts While the kiddies are out trick-or-treating and filling their pillow cases with candy this Halloween, we adults can be indulging in a different sort of candy - the cannabis kind. You might think i'm referring to edibles, but in this case I mean the sweet, sweet varietal that is this Nick's Candy from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Hotbox Uptown. 🍬 Appearance Green and purple buds with a layer of heavy white trichomes and reddish-orange pistils. Status Starting to cure. Aroma A sweet candy-like scent with notes of pine and tart berries. Flavor A mix of sour and sweet with pine and hints of fruit. Lineage The Nick's Candy strain has unknown genetics. Effects As what seems to be a slightly indica dominant hybrid, this batch of Nick's candy has a mix of uplifting cerebral qualities with a mellow and euphoric body high. It is gleeful to experience the onset and after a few minutes the feel-so-good tingles that wash over you let you know that there's indica influence at work. Great for afternoon or evening time, but there's not enough focus factor to take on any complex tasks - besides, maybe, handing out candy. Conclusion For your own sweet Halloween treat that rolls up easy, burns smooth, and provides a cheerfully stoney buzz look no further than this batch of Nick's Candy. There's no reason to go knocking on random people's doors to get it either, just head to Hotbox Uptown today and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts In the spirit of Halloween this Phantom Cookies available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, is perfect for getting into the spooky spirit. It’s a thrilling, bone chilling experience, but rest assured, it won't have you seeing ghosts by the end of the night. 👻🎃 Appearance Frankenstein shaped buds that are a dark hued purple and green with long, thin orange pistils and a thick, foggy covering of trichomes. Status Fresh. Aroma Lemon and grape scent. Flavor Spicy citrus on the inhale with bubblegum and grape notes. There's also an intriguing nutty taste on the exhale. Lineage The Phantom Cookies strain is a cross of Grand Daddy Purple and Cherry Pie that leans sativa dominant. Effects As the high takes hold, a profound sense of hunger emerges, leading me to the bag of Halloween treats and snacks. I broke into it early and didn’t feel guilty that an adult was enjoying something meant for kids. The Phantom Cookies strain strikes a perfect balance between a cheerful, cognitive buzz and a relaxed physical state, this heady quality doesn't detract from productivity or focus. Conclusion With the ability to stay productive, it's an excellent choice for those looking to balance work and play during this spooky season. So, why not give Phantom Cookies a try and let it add an extra dose of mystique to your Halloween celebration? If you're looking for a strain to raise your spirits head on into Treehouse DC today and grab some of these Phantom Cookies buds. Don’t forget to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts The sweet aroma of this batch pulls you in like steam from a cartoon pie. Ready to enjoy from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Violet City, comes the delicious and nutritious Gello strain. Decorated with trichomes and a beautiful blend of orange and green, this batch was hard to resist and had me ready to dive in. Appearance These plush green and purple flecked buds have spiraling orange pistils and good trichome coverage. Status Beginning to cure. Aroma A super sweet, fruity scent with notes of berry and citrus. Flavor Blend of sweet citrus and heavy herbal tones for a pull that packs a punch. Lineage The Gello strain is a balanced hybrid cross between Flo and Gelato 45 strains. Effects This one hit me quickly, with a heavy mental buzz that was very relaxing and completely stopped my mind from racing. This trickles down the body, with a noticeable release of tension throughout and a comfortable feeling of laziness. Ideal for later in the day, this one had me stoned to the bone and b-lining for a couch with my body feeling a little bit like jiggly Jello. Conclusion This batch of Gello doesn’t mess around, providing a deeply relaxing buzz and peace to the mind and body. Perfect for afternoon or nighttime use, the Gello strain is an experience of its own and deserves time to be enjoyed. Try it for yourself by placing an order with Violet City today and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts As a huge marvel buff this Bruce Banner courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Buddha Buddy DC, has me stoked. With a name that conjures images of the iconic superhero, I had high hopes that this experience would energize me like the Hulk. I even half-expected Scarlett Johansson to serenade me with a lullaby by the end of it. 😏 Appearance Dense, dark hued purples and greens with a heavy layer of trichomes. Status Starting to cure. Aroma Fuel and strawberry candy scent. Flavor Heavy gassy diesel on the inhale with sweet notes of strawberry on the exhale. Lineage The Bruce Banner strain is a cross of OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel that runs sativa dominant. Effects The initial rush of Bruce Banner is an intense surge of energy and creativity. It’s a great daytime strain because it picks me up when I’m starting to feel a crash coming on. My focus was razor sharp, but I also maintained a deep relaxation. Not so heavy, but it was as if I had harnessed the strength, intellect, and power of the Hulk while keeping a serene and controlled demeanor. Conclusion This sativa dominant strain embodied the spirit of Bruce Banner, offering a surge of energy and creativity, all while keeping the beast within in check. It delivered an experience that was as invigorating as the iconic Marvel character it was named after. Speaking of delivering, have some of this Bruce Banner from Buddha Buddy DC dropped off today and don't forget to mention that you heard about it on Toker’s guide!

Initial Thoughts Courtesy of DC I-71 marijuana dispensary, The Garden, this batch of Secret Cookies may not have any chocolate chips in it (wouldn't that be weird), but it does have a sweet aroma and some mystical effects. Like sneaking to the cookie jar in the kitchen when you were a kid, this one certainly feels like a midnight treat. 🍪 Appearance Frosty trichomes coat a mystical blend of dark and vibrant greens. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma A soft and sweet berry scent. Flavor Pulls smooth with sweet berry and earthy notes. Lineage The Secret Cookies strain is a cross of Cherry Pie and Girl Scout Cookies that runs indica dominant. Effects These Cookies satisfy quickly with a feeling of melting euphoria. It's a happy go lucky feeling that impacts both mentally and physically making for a lasting sense of peace and tranquility. There was a soft, doughy feeling to the very relaxing body high and all the aches in my muscles disappeared for the duration. It's perfect for any break in the day and really helps unwind the mind and body simultaneously. Conclusion The sweet taste and smooth exhale of this Secret Cookies batch makes for a great toking experience. As an uplifting indica, what stood out the most was the long lasting feeling of mental elation that can really enhance your mood and turn your day around. To experience it for yourself just visit our friends at The Garden ASAP and don't forget to tell them Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts The bright coloration and super gassy nose on this Krypto Chronic from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Monko, make it a superb choice for your weekend stash - and that's before I've even ripped it. Despite the name there's nothing encrypted here. This is obviously fire. 🔥 Appearance Bright neon green with fiery reddish-orange pistils and lots of white/starry trichomes throughout. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Super gassy, skunky, and piney with hints of lemon and coffee grounds. Flavor Much like the aroma the flavor is quite robust and has lots of piney, gassy, and skunky notes. Lineage The Krypto Chronic strain is a cross of Fruity Pebbles, Alien Cookies, and Jet Fuel Gelato that runs balanced or slightly indica dominant. Effects The gassy flavor and aroma of this batch seems to inundate everything around you, even your mind. At onset there's a rush of cerebral euphoria which powers on for a while even as the body buzz settles in. It's a feel good strain that doesn't intoxicate too much and still allows for some focus. Great for any time of day or early evening, the team has also noticed its tendency to help with stress, pain, and anxiety. Conclusion Taking into consideration the chronic, gassy aroma along with delectable flavor and hard hitting balanced effects, I have to say this a great all around hybrid and something I'm psyched to burn on for the next few days. To experience it for yourself just stop by Monko ASAP and don't forget to mention that Toker’s guide sent you!

The culinary geniuses over at Cannabake DC have brought to life some amazing infused creations just in time for Halloween. Each is available at up to 100mg THC upon order and you can even make custom orders - or leave it to their creative baking brains. Either way, they look so alive it's totally spooky! I accentuate the cake pops in this review because they're just awesome. I mean, there are cake pops...and then there are CAKE POPS. These are the latter and it's mostly because the cake on the inside is SO scrumptious. If you thought the cake pops looked alive with their cyclops and three-eyed faces, then wait until you see these Franken-crispies. I swear the one kept looking at the other one as if it was trying to go cannibalistic. Luckily, I got there first and took a huge bite out of them both! While not as spooky, their cupcakes are some of the best around - infused or not. If you like fun-fetti then you're in for a real treat here too. They have the same soft, delectable cake as the pops, but this time with sprinkles baked in! To have these spooktacular edibles at your Halloween party this weekend (or whenever) reach out to Cannabake DC and place your order ASAP. They're the first place I go for edibles in DC and this time of year the reason is simply because all their treats are so scary good! Don't forget to mention you heard about them on Toker's Guide.

Initial Thoughts Like something from a fancy wine bar, this batch of Frosted Apricots from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, La Bodega, is ready to tantalize all your tastebuds. It's dramatic tarty-ness and floral accents make it oh so appealing from an olfactory perspective as well. One can only imagine what the effects will have in store, until you dive right in. So, let's dive right in! 🤿 Appearance Spear-shaped green buds that are dense and compact with lots of white trichomes throughout. Status Fresh, but starting to cure. Aroma Tart, sour, and piney with earthy undertones. Flavor Piney and sour with hints of earth and berries. Lineage The Frosted Apricot strain is a cross between Slurricane #7 and Apricot that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum. Effects Heady and uplifting with a body buzz that mostly surrounds the shoulders, this is a relatively balanced hybrid with accentuated sativa tendencies. Probably best for daytime use. Conclusion For something out of the ordinary that's sure to give you a potent, heady high look no further than this batch of Frosted Apricot. To experience it for yourself just head to La Bodega today and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts I’ve been loving the pungent scent on this Berry-lato courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, The Green Room. It holds the promise of being slightly indica dominant and is meant to lower stress and anxiety while relaxing your muscles. At first whiff, it's also got a delectable candy-like nose that should be pretty awesome to roll up if my canna-instincts serve me right. 🤔 Appearance Tightly packed purple and green nugs with a heavy covering of white shiny trichomes. Status Fresh. Aroma An intense berry candy scent similar to cotton candy. Flavor A candy taste on the inhale and a sweet blueberry exhale and aftertaste. Lineage Assuming this is a phenotype of Berry Gelato the Berry-lato strain is a cross between Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies and Blueberry resulting in an indica dominant varietal. Effects The effects of Berry-lato were a compelling blend of body-centric sensations and uplifting emotions. I was immediately met by the gentle embrace of a warm body high, comforting me like a blanket. My muscles surrendered to the soothing influence that Berry-lato provided and left a tingling sensation in my toes. While there were occasional moments of slight paranoia, they were skillfully balanced by the strain's calming and uplifting effects. Conclusion The Berry-lato strain has its precedent set by its scent and taste. Instantly after opening the bag the room was filled with the scent of fresh berries - just like my mouth after taking a huge rip. Its other attributes are, of course, notable too and you can expect a potent and exotic indica high, but the flavor is the real experience, for real. To grab some for yourself, head on down to The Green Room today. Be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!

Initial Thoughts Check out this phenomenal batch of Shot Off Gumbo from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Flower Ave. We've reviewed some stellar Gumbo recently and this is of the same caliber, but leans more balanced with monstrous cerebral effects in addition to the feel-so-good body high. 🤤 Appearance Robust and dense, yet soft and supple to break up, these buds are bright green and have a super heavy layer of hyper-white trichomes. Status Curing, but still with a fresh aroma and flavor. Aroma An effervescent, piney, and gassy scent with hints of lemon and tart berries. Flavor Gassy and piney with notes of lemon, sweet cream, and hints of fruit. Much like some delicious, sweet, bubblegum. Lineage The Shot Off Gumbo strain has genetics that are shrouded in mystery, but it likely runs balanced or slightly indica. Effects Get ready for a spacey cerebral high that keeps you on a joyful mental voyage while wrapping your body in a cozy buzz. These balanced effects can bring a smile and relief anytime of day. Conclusion With a truly delicious, exotically gassy smoke and a wonderful full spectrum high, this Shot Off Gumbo is so nice they should sell it in luxury gum ball machines at dispensaries (if not everywhere). Until then, you can have it delivered to you by the always kind and punctual Flower Ave. Don't forget to mention that you heard about it on Toker’s Guide!

After making our rounds in Washington DC across the past few days we've gathered a larger amount of really good marijuana flower than we have in a few months. Therefore, with so much good weed in town, we thought it prudent to let you know about it quickly. Then we took it a step further by rating them and telling you exactly where to get it as fast and fresh as possible. We'll also be publishing our reviews and photos of all of these awesome buds soon, but in the meantime, check out our Deals Page for specials and discounts at many of the vendors above. As always, don't forget to mention that Toker's Guide sent you when you visit them or place your delivery order!