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Matanuska Thunder Fuck, Episode II - Story Dispensary (Waldorf, MD)
In Hollywood, sequels are often expected to disappoint - lower box office take, watered-down magic, the usual law of diminishing returns. When it comes to cannabis cultivation, however, the opposite is more frequently the case. With the first batch we reviewed of Fade Co's Matanuska Thunder Fuck we found it was perfectly respectable, but it carried this quiet sense the strain had more to give. Then this second run arrived and, we must say, the follow-up is markedly superior.

Toker's Guide
Mar 103 min read


Papa Don by Kind Tree - Remedy Columbia (Maryland Recreational)
Papa Don, cultivated by Kind Tree and currently available at Remedy Columbia in Maryland, is a hybrid strain born from the fusion of Papa...

Maryland Terps
Mar 42 min read


Super Boof by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Hyattsville, Maryland)
In the crisp midday sunlight streaming through the window, the jar of Super Boof from Fade Co. at Story Dispensary in Hyattsville, Maryland, gleamed like a citrus vault waiting to be cracked. Story, true to its name, always feels like the opening chapter of a good one—staff who know their genetics like librarians know rare editions, shelves curated with narrative flair, and that subtle nod to the town’s creative undercurrent. These buds, at 29.69% THC and a 34.99% TAC, looked

Maryland Terps
Feb 243 min read


Cherry AK-47 by Grow West - RISE Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
When a strain name includes both "Cherry" and "AK-47," you can expect two things: a blast of fruity goodness and the kind of impact that...

Maryland Terps
Jan 313 min read


PanLato - Curaleaf Dispensary (Columbia, Maryland)
We were very curious about this Pan Lato that dropped recently at Curaleaf in Columbia, Maryland. It's a delectable dessert-like hybrid...

Toker's Guide
Jan 292 min read


Bubba Fett - RISE Dispensary (Bethesda, Maryland)
We recently had the opportunity to try this Bubba Fett from Maryland marijuana dispensary, RISE Bethesda. As a fan of both Star Wars and...

Toker's Guide
Jan 272 min read


Bubble Bath - Story Dispensary (Hyattsville, MD)
After picking up a slice of this Fade Co. Bubble Bath from Story Dispensary in Hyattsville, Maryland, I decided to swing by a friend’s place a couple miles away. Nestled in one of the town’s tree-lined streets where bungalows hum with creative energy and holiday lights twinkle, her cute abode is always such a cozy place to hang out. Hyattsville’s artsy pulse - evident in the murals splashing color across Route 1 and the indie vibe of local spots like Vigilante Coffee - made t

Elle Weeds
Jan 152 min read


Matanuska Thunder F*ck - Story Dispensary (Mechanicsville, MD)
Looking back on the notes from my last encounter with Matanuska Thunderf*ck I described the overall experience as being"like a yeti on Mountain Dew." Of course, this whole trip down memory lane was spawned when I saw it on the menu over at Story Dispensary in Mechanicsville, MD. It had been a while, but the description was enticing given my current affinity for both Afghani and landrace sativas. This and wonder of wether I could recreate the experience from before made me com

Toker's Guide
Dec 11, 20253 min read


PanLato - Peake ReLeaf Dispensary (Rockville, Maryland)
We were very curious about this PanLato that dropped recently at Peake ReLeaf, Rockville. It's a delectable dessert-like hybrid that brings a blend of effects from both sativa and indica qualities. A cross of Gelato with another unknown strain (speculated to be Pan Dulce), this strain is well-suited for those seeking a balanced high that engages mind, body, and palate simultaneously. 🍳🍨

Toker's Guide
Dec 5, 20252 min read


Lemondary by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Waldorf, Maryland)
Wandering into Story Dispensary in Waldorf, Maryland, felt like stepping into a warm hug, and spotting Lemondary by Fade Co. was pure sunshine in bud form. These medium-sized nugs, sparkling with trichomes, looked like little citrus jewels begging to brighten my day. As a DMV cannabis lover, I’m always thrilled to find a balanced hybrid and this one was as inviting as a lemonade stand on a summer afternoon. Of course, the staff's friendly, cozy vibe only made it sweeter. 🍋

Elle Weeds
Nov 25, 20252 min read


Romscotti 8 - CULTA Columbia Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)
Currently available at Maryland's CULTA Urbana dispensary, Romscotti is a cannabis strain that commands attention with its potent effects...

Toker's Guide
Nov 14, 20253 min read


Space Cowgirl by Edie Parker - Mary & Main Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)
I’m thrilled to unpack a jar of Space Cowgirl from Capital Heights, Maryland marijuana dispensary, Mary & Main. As the first Black-owned and women-owned dispensary in the DMV, Mary & Main is a beacon of community and quality. They blend top-tier cannabis with a warm, inclusive vibe, hosting yoga sessions and cannabis 101 classes that make you feel like you’re among old friends. Under the luxury brand Edie Parker, this Space Cowgirl leapt off the shelf at me and has me buzzing

Toker's Guide
Nov 13, 20252 min read


Bapple Fritz by Nature's Heritage - Potomac Holistics Dispensary (Rockville, Maryland)
This Bapple Fritz is a delightful indica hybrid that's cultivated by Nature's Heritage and currently available at Potomac Holistics in Rockvill...

Toker's Guide
Oct 22, 20252 min read


Banana Jealousy Cake by Just Flower - Story Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
The team are super psyched on this batch of Banana Jealousy Cake that's grown by Just Flower and currently available at Story dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. With a name that hints at some exotic tropical dessert-like profile, it's a hybrid that's able to strike a harmonious balance between indica and sativa effects. As such, I found it to be an adaptable option, suitable for various moods and activities. With its rich cannabinoid and terpene content, it caters to can

Toker's Guide
Aug 22, 20252 min read


Closing the Loophole... and Opening Pandora’s Bureaucratic Box
So, apparently, the powers that be have decided that America’s biggest problem right now is... too many adults enjoying hemp legally. You know, hemp — the thing Congress proudly legalized back in 2018 under the Farm Bill, which was supposed to usher in an age of industrial innovation, CBD chill, and yes, a few mildly buzzed soccer moms. But now? They’re coming for your delta-8 gummies and THCA prerolls like it’s 1937 all over again...

Toker's Guide
Jul 22, 20254 min read


Garcia Handpicked Florida Kush - Columbia Care (Chevy Chase, MD)
Recently an old friend of the devil was talking up the Rushmore of Cannabis and kept going gaga over Garcia Hand Picked . Being a bargain...

Fish 🐠
May 23, 20252 min read


Under the Stars by Garcia Handpicked - Liberty Cannabis, Rockville (MD Rec.)
Under the Stars by Garcia Hand Picked, recently picked up at Liberty Cannabis in Rockville, pays homage to Jerry Garcia’s artistic legacy...

Elle Weeds
May 23, 20252 min read


Romscotti - CULTA Urbana Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)
Currently available at Maryland's CULTA Urbana dispensary, Romscotti is a cannabis strain that commands attention with its potent effects...

Maryland Terps
May 15, 20253 min read


Smokiez Jamberry 1:1 CBN:THC Fruit Chews: Your Ticket to Dreamland
Picture this: it’s the end of a long day, your mind’s buzzing, and all you want is to sink into a cozy, restful slumber. Enter Smokiez Jamberry 1:1 CBN:THC Fruit Chews, the sweet, berry-packed gummies that are like a lullaby in edible form. Available at Mary and Main dispensary in Capitol Heights, Maryland, these chews are winning hearts with their perfect balance of relaxation and flavor. Whether you’re a cannabis newbie or a seasoned enthusiast, these gummies promise a deli

Elle Weeds
May 1, 20254 min read


Orange Z by Grassroots - Ascend Cannabis (Ellicott City, Maryland)
Heads up! Fresh Orange Z (Zkittles) from Grassroots has just arrived at Ascend Cannabis in Ellicott City. This balanced hybrid is a cross...

Dave Tart
May 1, 20253 min read
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