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Platinum TK is an indica-dominant hybrid from the skilled cultivators at Alt Sol that offers a robust and relaxing experience. Currently...

Lately, I've been finding much joy in mixing tincture into my morning plant-based protein shakes. For me, this practice requires terpenes...

Picture this: it’s the end of a long day, your mind’s buzzing, and all you want is to sink into a cozy, restful slumber. Enter Smokiez Jamberry 1:1 CBN:THC Fruit Chews, the sweet, berry-packed gummies that are like a lullaby in edible form. Available at Mary and Main dispensary in Capitol Heights, Maryland, these chews are winning hearts with their perfect balance of relaxation and flavor. Whether you’re a cannabis newbie or a seasoned enthusiast, these gummies promise a deli

Walking into Takoma Wellness Center, I was ready to dissect this batch of Blueberry Banana as if I was a botanist with a vendetta. My first impression? It's got personality like a quirky uncle who shows up to family gatherings with a Hawaiian shirt and a questionable mustache. Except, this is one funky specimen that you actually do want to smell coming in the front door. And you would too given the Apples & Banana's in the lineage and what it can do for the ol' olfactory sens

Heads up! Fresh Orange Z (Zkittles) from Grassroots has just arrived at Ascend Cannabis in Ellicott City. This balanced hybrid is a cross...

Anticipating the sweet allure of Snow Runtz from Washington DC delivery service,  The Gift Givers, I’m eager to savor this hybrid’s charms. Also known as White Runtz, this Gelato and Zkittlez cross has me craving a fruity, creamy burst and a high as comfy as a hammock in the sun. With its knack for relaxation and a joyful head buzz, this strain feels like a vacation packed into a bud, poised to whisk me away to a tropical paradi...

Triple Scoop from Cookies Jacksonville, is a slightly indica-leaning hybrid with a dreamy lineage and a THC level that’s no slouch. This one has me ready for a flavor party that’s sweeter than a make-your-own-sundae bar. Let’s see if Triple Scoop scoops me into bliss or just melts under pressure...

Check out this batch of Cap Junky from Washington DC delivery service, Shmu The Cannaprophet. Their menu is a treasure trove of top-tier buds, and their fair prices and stellar customer service—complete with a 10-day exchange policy—make ordering feel like a VIP hookup. This balanced hybrid, with its sky-high THC and breeder cred from Capulator and Seed Junky Genetics, has me ready for a ride that’s punchier than a barista’s espresso shot. Let’s see if Cap Junky blasts me int

Here's one that clandestine connoisseurs with a fondness for citrus should paint a target on. It's the formidable Agent Z from Curaleaf Dispensary in Tampa, Florida, a spot that’s like the friendly neighborhood hub for cannabis enthusiasts, with a slick setup and staff who could probably identify a terpene blindfolded. This slightly sativa-leaning hybrid has me ready for a citrusy, skunky blast that’s smoother than a secret agent’s one-liner. With a moderate THC kick and a te

I couldn't be more psyched about this Fade Co. Rainbow Sherbert live resin vape cartridge I just picked up from Gold Leaf Dispensary in Annapolis, Maryland. If you're not familiar with Gold Leaf it's a dispensary where the polished vibe—think marble counters and budtenders with encyclopedic strain knowledge—makes every visit feel like a curated gallery experience. Live resin is the crown jewel of concentrates, created by flash-freezing fresh cannabis to preserve its terpenes

I’m thrilled to unpack a jar of Space Cowgirl from Capital Heights, Maryland marijuana dispensary, Mary & Main. As the first Black-owned and women-owned dispensary in the DMV, Mary & Main is a beacon of community and quality. They blend top-tier cannabis with a warm, inclusive vibe, hosting yoga sessions and cannabis 101 classes that make you feel like you’re among old friends. Under the luxury brand Edie Parker, this Space Cowgirl leapt off the shelf at me and has me buzzing

Happy 420 everyone! To help make the most of your holidaze we wanted to present a potent sativa option that and will give you the energy to hit up as many events as possible. That option is this delightfully heady Mazamas Haze #5 from Embers, a Washington DC marijuana dispensary with a chill, friendly vibe that’s been a local staple for years. Now fully medically licensed, Embers feels like a cozy stoner living room, complete with unique hand-blown glass pipes that look like

Check out this latest batch of Ridgeline Lantz! It's currently available from Monko, a Washington DC marijuana dispensary that has redefined cannabis luxury with its elegant decor, handpicked strains, and stellar service. Grown by Alt Sol, this Cookies strain feels like a curious blend of piney wilderness and creamy sweetness, like a forest glade hiding a secret dessert. Monko, fresh from their opulent grand re-opening last weekend, is now fully medical, offering a refined ex

From the moment the seal cracked open, it felt like I had been hit by a citrusy freight train of fruity goodness. The initial burst of le...

Here's our recommended activities and events in Washington DC for every stoner's favorite holiday, 420 (also known as April 20th)...

Perfect for 4/20 daytime gatherings and nights out, Reframe balances a tropical flavor profile with a smooth, naturally-derived buzz. It’s not just a drink—it’s a reimagined way to connect...

We were recently turned on to an awesome delivery service in DC called Shmu The Cannaprophet. If you're not familiar with them and you're a cannabis connoisseur in DC then you're welcome - you can thank us later. Frankly, my initial thoughts were, "wow look at this menu!" With a very helpful set of abbreviations and a key for understanding them all, it was immediately clear that the Shmu crew were highly knowledgeabl...

Spring has sprung in Washington DC, and Takoma Wellness Center is blooming with a fresh batch of cannabis harvests from Alt Sol and their...

This is one superb batch of Grape Fritter that's currently in stock at at Story dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. Cultivated by Garc...