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Check out all of our cannabis product reviews below and filter by categories like market type, location, and dispensary name. Or use our NEW Strain Library to search by strain, effects, dominant terpene, common uses, and more.
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Petro Chem - Wash Hydro Dispensary
Petro Chem, currently available at long-time DC marijuana dispensary Wash Hydro, was quickly suggested by their expert budtender, Jordan...
Toker's Guide
Nov 8, 20243 min read
Watermelon Zkittlez - Elevated Lounge
Watermelon Zkittlez is an indica-dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) currently offered by Elevated Lounge in Washington, DC. Its rich...
Elle Weeds
Nov 8, 20243 min read
A Call for Fairness in Washington DC’s Marijuana Market: Why Legalizing Legacy Dispensaries Benefits Everyone
Washington, DC’s cannabis market is in crisis—not because of the legacy "gifting" market, as some would claim, but due to regional compet...
Toker's Guide
Nov 1, 20249 min read
Washington DC Dispensary Buyer's Guide - Weekend of October 25-27
If you think that it's been a little challenging to find awesome marijuana flower in Washington DC lately you're not alone. It seems that...
Toker's Guide
Oct 25, 20243 min read
Cake Crasher - Yana Wellness
Currently available at Yana Wellness, this Cake Crasher is the type of strain that brings the party without the chaos. A sativa-dominant...
Elle Weeds
Oct 18, 20243 min read
Designer Runtz by The Herban Hustle - Capital Remedy
Check out this phenomenal Designer Runtz harvest that just came down. Cultivated by Washington DC's small-batch grower The Herban Hustle...
Toker's Guide
Oct 17, 20243 min read
Cherry Gushers - Elevated Lounge
Cherry Gushers, available at Washington DC marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge, is an indica-dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) th...
Toker's Guide
Oct 12, 20243 min read
Gem #2 - Capital Remedy
A unique hybrid strain currently available at Washington DC marijuana dispensary Capital Remedy, this Gem #2 offers an intriguing combina...
Elle Weeds
Oct 11, 20243 min read
Ms. Happy Bud - Happy Bud DC
Currently available at DC marijuana dispensary, Happy Bud, this batch of the mysterious Ms. Happy Bud packs a potent punch that’s sure to...
Toker's Guide
Oct 11, 20243 min read
Sweet Tooth - Maven Wellness DC
Sweet Tooth, a hybrid cannabis strain available through Maven Wellness in Washington DC, is well-known for its balanced effects and sweet...
Elle Weeds
Oct 5, 20243 min read
Trop Slushee - The Gift Givers
Trop Slushee is a balanced hybrid strain currently available through The Gift Givers delivery service in Washington DC. As a 50% sativa a...
Toker's Guide
Oct 4, 20243 min read
High Fructose Corn Syrup - Yana Wellness
High Fructose Corn Syrup is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain currently available at Smoke Jumpers in Washington DC. With its uniq...
Toker's Guide
Oct 4, 20243 min read
Dinafem Diesel - Miel Wellness Dispensary
Dinafem Diesel, cultivated by local craft grower Alternative Solutions with genetics from Dinafem, is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid c...
Toker's Guide
Sep 19, 20243 min read
Berry Cinex by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center
Check out this stunning batch of Alternative Solutions' Berry Cinex. It's a delightful sativa-dominant hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indi...
Toker's Guide
Sep 5, 20243 min read
Durban Skunk by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center
Currently available at Washington DC's Takoma Wellness Center, check out this superb batch of Durban Skunk recently grown by local craft...
Toker's Guide
Jul 15, 20243 min read
Death Star by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center
Unsealing this jar of Death Star by Alt Sol, the powerful, pungent aroma hit harder than the super laser that blew up Alderaan. This Star...
Terp Interpreter
May 23, 20241 min read
Pink Panther - Taste Budz DC
Initial Thoughts Much like Jacque Clouseau cracking the case, Pink Panther is shrouded in mystery with its unknown origins and lore of a...
Barn Burner
May 15, 20242 min read
Jack Herer by Alternative Solutions (Alt Sol) - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary
It's been a minute since we've checked out Alt Sol's Jack Herer, but they've got the cultivation of this legendary strain down to a fine...
Toker's Guide
May 4, 20242 min read
Pink Runtz by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary
This batch of Pink Runtz, cultivated by Alternative Solutions, and currently available from DC marijuana dispensary, Takoma Wellness Cent...
Toker's Guide
Apr 17, 20242 min read
The Soap by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary
I had quite the dirty vocabulary as a kid but always disliked soap in my mouth as a punishment. It must’ve been effective, though, becaus...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 27, 20242 min read
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