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Cookies & Alt Sol "Berniehana Butter" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform...

Toker's Guide
May 152 min read


Gelatti Mints by Alt Sol - Embers DC
Gelatti Mints, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at District Cannabis in Washington DC, offers a sensory escape unlike any ot...

Toker's Guide
May 152 min read


91 Octane by Alt Sol - Higher Ground DC
As gas prices continue to climb, the ideal spot for premium fuel is actually at DC's medical marijuana dispensary, Higher Ground. Sourced directly from the ground by local cannabis growers Alt Sol, this 91 Octane is the only fuel worth using in today's economy...

Toker's Guide
May 151 min read


Triple Scoop - Cookies Jacksonville (Florida Medical)
Triple Scoop from Cookies Jacksonville, is a slightly indica-leaning hybrid with a dreamy lineage and a THC level that’s no slouch. This one has me ready for a flavor party that’s sweeter than a make-your-own-sundae bar. Let’s see if Triple Scoop scoops me into bliss or just melts under pressure...

Mary Jane Burnmore
May 142 min read


Poonesia by CULTA (Baltimore, Maryland)
Let's be real—Poonesia might be one of the funniest strain names to hit Maryland dispensaries, and it demands an explanation. Is it a pla...

Dave Tart
May 84 min read


Titan Express by Grassroots (Maryland Recreational)
One of the newest strains to come out of the Grassroots in-house breeding project is a freight train of cannabis excellence. Before the seal came all the way off, the strong terps were jumping out of the jar. For anyone who remembers Lemon Grenades or Memory Loss by Grassroots in the past, this is about as close as you can get. Each inhale gave a citrus-forward smell with a sharpness about every secondary note that was impossible to stop going back in for more. The familiar s

Dave Tart
May 83 min read


Blackberry Champagne by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
A luxurious indica strain in every way, this Blackberry Champagne, cultivated by Fade Co., is now available at Story dispensary in Silver...

Maryland Terps
Apr 152 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Ridgeline Lantz" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Ridgeline Lantz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Takoma Wellness Center, exudes an impressive pedigree. With its origins...

Toker's Guide
Apr 92 min read


Platinum TK - Green Theory Dispensary
Platinum TK is an indica-dominant hybrid from the skilled cultivators at Alt Sol that offers a robust and relaxing experience. Currently...

Elle Weeds
Apr 92 min read


Fade Co.'s Live Concentrates Lineup at Story Mechanicsville: A Connoisseur’s Tour
Fade Co. continues to demonstrate why it remains one of Maryland’s most consistent and interesting concentrate producers. Currently in stock at Story Dispensary in Mechanicsville, their latest live sugar and live badder lineup offers a diverse range of profiles — from bold, gassy hybrids to bright, fruit-forward sativas and soothing indicas.

Maryland Terps
Apr 13 min read


Koosh The Magic Dragon | Byline | Virginia Homegrown
Koosh The Magic Dragon (KTMD) feels like the cannabis world’s best-kept secret — a strain that hasn’t yet gone mainstream but already has that quiet “you had to be there” reputation. Bred by Byline, this relatively new genetic is still circulating mostly through craft grower networks rather than dominating every dispensary shelf. That limited exposure gives it a charming underground mystique, like a dragon that only reveals itself to those worthy of its smoke...

Tyler
Mar 263 min read


Do-Si-Dos #22-22 by CULTA (Maryland Medical)
Known in Maryland for their exceptional medical cannabis and artisanal approach, Culta's flower can be found throughout the Maryland mark...

Spacey Sprouts
Mar 242 min read


Apollo 22 by CULTA (Baltimore, Maryland)
When I encounter space-themed cannabis strains my expectations naturally ascend skyward. However, it's all too often that these high aspi...

Dave Tart
Mar 242 min read


Spiked Peach by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
Reminiscent of something you might order at a local speakeasy, this Spiked Peach from Fade Co. is currently available at Story Dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. As someone who's into peach as a flavor, but not psyched about strains that are too candy-like, I found this batch to be highly enjoyable with just a hint of peachy sweetness. The "spiked" part of the name is justified by both the slightly energetic onset and the funky edge to the flavor. However, I wouldn't char

Toker's Guide
Mar 242 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Madrina" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Madrina, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center in Washington, DC, comes with a reputation as bold as its name. In...

Elle Weeds
Mar 132 min read


Gelato Cake by District Cannabis - Monko DC
Gelato Cake has come to be, for all intents and purposes, the flagship strain of local cultivator District Cannabis. It's an indica-domin...

Toker's Guide
Mar 132 min read


Matanuska Thunder Fuck, Episode II - Story Dispensary (Waldorf, MD)
In Hollywood, sequels are often expected to disappoint - lower box office take, watered-down magic, the usual law of diminishing returns. When it comes to cannabis cultivation, however, the opposite is more frequently the case. With the first batch we reviewed of Fade Co's Matanuska Thunder Fuck we found it was perfectly respectable, but it carried this quiet sense the strain had more to give. Then this second run arrived and, we must say, the follow-up is markedly superior.

Toker's Guide
Mar 103 min read


Papa Don by Kind Tree - Remedy Columbia (Maryland Recreational)
Papa Don, cultivated by Kind Tree and currently available at Remedy Columbia in Maryland, is a hybrid strain born from the fusion of Papa...

Maryland Terps
Mar 42 min read


Amalfi Coast - INSA, Tampa (Florida Medical)
Amalfi Coast, a strain available at Insa dispensary in Tampa, Florida, shares its name with one of Italy’s most picturesque destinations...

Mary Jane Burnmore
Mar 12 min read


Super Boof by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Hyattsville, Maryland)
In the crisp midday sunlight streaming through the window, the jar of Super Boof from Fade Co. at Story Dispensary in Hyattsville, Maryland, gleamed like a citrus vault waiting to be cracked. Story, true to its name, always feels like the opening chapter of a good one—staff who know their genetics like librarians know rare editions, shelves curated with narrative flair, and that subtle nod to the town’s creative undercurrent. These buds, at 29.69% THC and a 34.99% TAC, looked

Maryland Terps
Feb 243 min read
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