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Brownie Scout by Rythm - RISE, Lynchburg (VA Medical)
This was my first encounter with Rythm flower and I found myself filled with eager anticipation. Rythm has a reputation for quality and...

Terp Interpreter
Jan 102 min read


Gelato Cake by District Cannabis - Monko DC
Gelato Cake has come to be, for all intents and purposes, the flagship strain of local cultivator District Cannabis. It's an indica-domin...

Toker's Guide
Jan 72 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Blue Raz" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Blue Raz, originally bred by Grandiflora and cultivated to perfection by Alt Sol, is now gracing the shelves at Takoma Wellness Center in...

Toker's Guide
Jan 72 min read


Do-Si-Dos #22-22 by CULTA (Maryland Medical)
Known in Maryland for their exceptional medical cannabis and artisanal approach, Culta's flower can be found throughout the Maryland mark...

Spacey Sprouts
Dec 19, 20252 min read


Fuel Biscuits by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC
This recent batch of Fuel Biscuits, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Green Theory in Washington, DC, is an indica-dominant hybrid t...

Toker's Guide
Dec 18, 20252 min read


Blackberry Champagne by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
A luxurious indica strain in every way, this Blackberry Champagne, cultivated by Fade Co., is now available at Story dispensary in Silver...

Maryland Terps
Dec 17, 20252 min read


Secret Cookies by Triple Seven - gLeaf, Short Pump (VA Medical)
They say loose lips sink ships but I’m willing to let everyone know that this latest batch of Secret Cookies from VA medical marijuana di...

Terp Interpreter
Dec 16, 20252 min read


Matanuska Thunder F*ck - Story Dispensary (Mechanicsville, MD)
Looking back on the notes from my last encounter with Matanuska Thunderf*ck I described the overall experience as being"like a yeti on Mountain Dew." Of course, this whole trip down memory lane was spawned when I saw it on the menu over at Story Dispensary in Mechanicsville, MD. It had been a while, but the description was enticing given my current affinity for both Afghani and landrace sativas. This and wonder of wether I could recreate the experience from before made me com

Toker's Guide
Dec 11, 20253 min read


Vanilla Velvet x 06 OG - Jungle Boys, St. Petersburg (Florida Medical)
Upon first glance, Vanilla Velvet from Jungle Boys in St. Pete, Florida, looks like a premium treat—super frosty buds with a vibrant mix of purple and green hues that scream quality craftsmanship. It will undoubtedly lead to potent sessions, but doesn't overwhelm the senses right out of the gate. It's sort of like a velvet rope to a VIP lounge of relaxation...

Mary Jane Burnmore
Dec 5, 20252 min read


PanLato - Peake ReLeaf Dispensary (Rockville, Maryland)
We were very curious about this PanLato that dropped recently at Peake ReLeaf, Rockville. It's a delectable dessert-like hybrid that brings a blend of effects from both sativa and indica qualities. A cross of Gelato with another unknown strain (speculated to be Pan Dulce), this strain is well-suited for those seeking a balanced high that engages mind, body, and palate simultaneously. 🍳🍨

Toker's Guide
Dec 5, 20252 min read


Titan Express by Grassroots (Maryland Recreational)
One of the newest strains to come out of the Grassroots in-house breeding project is a freight train of cannabis excellence. Before the seal came all the way off, the strong terps were jumping out of the jar. For anyone who remembers Lemon Grenades or Memory Loss by Grassroots in the past, this is about as close as you can get. Each inhale gave a citrus-forward smell with a sharpness about every secondary note that was impossible to stop going back in for more. The familiar s

Dave Tart
Dec 5, 20253 min read


GMO by The Bank - gLeaf, Short Pump (VA Medical)
With enough of a garlic scent to keep a vampire away, this GMO is grown locally by premium cannabis cultivators, The Bank. Available from...

Terp Interpreter
Dec 4, 20252 min read


Night Owl Haze by Rythm - Rise, Lynchburg (VA Medical)
Like the nocturnal Raptors these buds get their name after, Night Owl Haze is as beautiful and elegant as an owl soaring through a star-f...

Terp Interpreter
Dec 2, 20252 min read


Banana Cream Rosin by Dharma Pharmaceuticals - RISE, Lynchburg (VA Medical)
I’m excited because this is the first time I’m trying out rosin cultivated by Dharma Pharmaceuticals. This strain in particular is Banana...

Terp Interpreter
Nov 26, 20252 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Berniehana Butter" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform...

Toker's Guide
Nov 25, 20252 min read


Lemondary by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Waldorf, Maryland)
Wandering into Story Dispensary in Waldorf, Maryland, felt like stepping into a warm hug, and spotting Lemondary by Fade Co. was pure sunshine in bud form. These medium-sized nugs, sparkling with trichomes, looked like little citrus jewels begging to brighten my day. As a DMV cannabis lover, I’m always thrilled to find a balanced hybrid and this one was as inviting as a lemonade stand on a summer afternoon. Of course, the staff's friendly, cozy vibe only made it sweeter. 🍋

Elle Weeds
Nov 25, 20252 min read


Gelatti Mints by Alt Sol - Embers DC
Gelatti Mints, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at District Cannabis in Washington DC, offers a sensory escape unlike any ot...

Toker's Guide
Nov 25, 20252 min read


Bubba Kush by The Bank - Beyond / Hello (VA Medical)
Bubba Kush is an indica-dominant strain that is legendary among cannabis enthusiasts and medical patients alike. It's known for its poten...

Terp Interpreter
Nov 20, 20252 min read


Spiked Peach by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
Reminiscent of something you might order at a local speakeasy, this Spiked Peach from Fade Co. is currently available at Story Dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. As someone who's into peach as a flavor, but not psyched about strains that are too candy-like, I found this batch to be highly enjoyable with just a hint of peachy sweetness. The "spiked" part of the name is justified by both the slightly energetic onset and the funky edge to the flavor. However, I wouldn't char

Toker's Guide
Nov 20, 20252 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Hollywood" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
As the name suggests, the Hollywood strain exudes the glitz and glamor of its namesake city. Grown by Alt Sol and now available at Takoma...

Elle Weeds
Nov 14, 20252 min read
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