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Crazy Glue - No Kids Allowed

A 50/50, evenly balanced hybrid cross of two of my all time favorites, Gorilla Glue (GG) and Bubba Kush, this Crazy Glue is just what I was looking for this Friday afternoon. It's fresh and supple, but still dry enough to crack with the touch. As with most Gorilla infused cultivars there's a staggering amount of white trichomes coating all aspects of this batch's anatomy. Appropriately, you can find it at DC storefront No Kids Allowed, who's theme is that adults get to do "kid" things again like go to school and use craft supplies. Just like when you were a kid, you're probably going to get this Crazy Glue stuck all over your hands too. 🤗

The aroma is astounding - a heavy, but lovely pine with lots and lots of skunk overtones from the GG. Then, there are strong hues of lavender and slight ones of plum from the Bubba Kush side. I wasn't that surprised at how amazing it was, but my friend was a bit shocked when she looked back over and I was still smelling the jar something like 30 seconds later. Hey, what can I say? I love the smell of some great weed!

The effects are pretty much the perfect blend of indica and sativa for a chill afternoon. There's a cozy body buzz like you just put on a warm wool sweater and the 50/50 stance means you can be mobile, should you choose. The most surprising aspects are the accompanying headiness and disorienting mental effects. Writing this article hasn't, shall we say, gone as fast as it probably would under other circumstances, but I feel really great about being stuck to my chair doing it! Maybe that's where the "glue" part comes in?

For me, rolling it up and making tiny torch-like joints that I smoke while walking the dog (yes the proverbial dog walker) has been a most enjoyable experience with this strain. I get to zone out in the brisk and beautiful outdoors taking in the scenery, and he gets to take forever to do his "business" because I haven't a care in the world!

To fill your coffers with some of this fabulous batch of Crazy Glue head over to DC i-71 storefront No Kids Allowed ASAP. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

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