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Check out all of our cannabis product reviews below and filter by categories like market type, location, and dispensary name. Or use our NEW Strain Library to search by strain, effects, dominant terpene, common uses, and more.
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Magilla Glue by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center (DC Medical)
Check out this absolutely breathtaking Magilla Glue recently harvested by DC craft cannabis cultivators, Alternative Solutions , and...
Toker's Guide
Sep 4, 20252 min read
Smackerz - The Herban Hustle
Smackerz, currently available at Capital Remedy in Washington DC, is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated locally by Herban Hustle...
Toker's Guide
Aug 30, 20243 min read
Zookies - Treehouse DC
Currently available at Washington DC's Treehouse dispensary, Zookies is a cannabis strain that delivers a balanced and versatile experien...
Toker's Guide
Jul 31, 20243 min read
White Truffle - The Green Room DC
Much like the luxurious fungi form of the same name, the White Truffle cannabis strain is desirable for its exotic and delectable aroma...
Terp Interpreter
Apr 11, 20241 min read
White Zlushie - Flight Pass DC
As a big fan of Gorilla Glue #4 and its associated crossbreeds I was excited to learn that the lineage of this batch of White Zlushie fro...
Toker's Guide
Aug 9, 20232 min read
Platinum GG - The Garden DC
If you're looking for the deep body high of an Indica dominant strain look no further than the latest offering from DC i-71 cannabis...
Ben from Kannabus
Dec 21, 20222 min read
Purple Smuckers - Cheeba DC
As soon as I cracked the seal on the pack for this Purple Smuckers sample from DC recreational (i-71) storefront, Cheeba DC, I was stoked...
Toker's Guide
Dec 9, 20222 min read
Georgetown Pressure by Terp Lords & The Wizard of Za - MASC
According to the Urban Dictionary "pressure" is "that bomb ass weed" or "weed that will make you suffocate". After taking a peek at this...
Toker's Guide
Sep 23, 20222 min read
Chem Glue by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center
As a big fan of the strain Chem Glue, and an especially big fan of DC craft cultivator Alt Sol's version of the flower, I was sad to hear...
Toker's Guide
Sep 21, 20221 min read
Grease Monkey - Heady Club DC
🚨Gas Alert!⛽️ I wasn't going to do anymore reviews today, but then this batch of Grease Monkey came across my desk and I had to let...
Toker's Guide
Aug 3, 20222 min read
Primates - Royale Dankness
After not really hearing of this cultivar I've now encountered it twice in a month. This is a different batch entirely, but similarly...
Toker's Guide
Jul 29, 20221 min read
Primates - Lucky Chuckie
Although not a lot of information seems to be available about this Primates strain from DC recreational (i-71) delivery service, Lucky...
Toker's Guide
Jul 15, 20222 min read
Maui Magilla Glue by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center
With a highly floral nose and a magnificent heady buzz, this Maui Magilla Glue cultivated by Alternative Solutions and available at...
Toker's Guide
Jun 11, 20222 min read
Lavender Gluecakes - Elevated Lounge
Happy Friday everyone! This is a top priority toker alert designed to let you know that there's some incredible, fresh new headies that...
Toker's Guide
Jun 10, 20222 min read
Platinum Gorilla - Buddha Buddy
An indica dominant hybrid crossbreed of GG#4 and Platinum Kush, we're big fans of this new batch of Platinum Gorilla from DC i-71...
Toker's Guide
Apr 4, 20221 min read
Crazy Glue - No Kids Allowed
A 50/50, evenly balanced hybrid cross of two of my all time favorites, Gorilla Glue (GG) and Bubba Kush, this Crazy Glue is just what I...
Elle Weeds
Nov 19, 20212 min read
Yeti Glue - Neon Treez DC
Hey Toker's! Super quick and all points bulletin regarding a new and simply fantastic DC I-71 weed service I just stumbled across....
Toker's Guide
Jun 12, 20212 min read
Grease Monkey - Exotic Blooms
One of the most gassy strains I've had in some time, this Grease Monkey from Exotic Blooms is an indica dominant hybrid and cross of the...
Toker's Guide
Oct 30, 20202 min read
Gorilla Cake - Baked DC
Cheers to the budtenders over at Baked DC for this potent and extremely pungent batch of Gorilla Cake. She's an indica dominant hybrid...
Toker's Guide
Nov 24, 20191 min read
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