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Check out all of our cannabis product reviews below and filter by categories like market type, location, and dispensary name. Or use our NEW Strain Library to search by strain, effects, dominant terpene, common uses, and more.
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Infused Chocolate Bar (600mg) by DC MOTA - No Kids Allowed
As a chocoholic I have an obvious weakness for the sweet and delicious substance already. In most instances I have trouble not finishing...
Elle Weeds
Oct 19, 20232 min read
Trainwreck & Grand Daddy Purple "Flips" Vape Pen by DC MOTA - No Kids Allowed
In the past it has been stressful, especially while traveling, to try and keep up with all of my cartridge options. I always tote a few a...
Toker's Guide
Aug 24, 20232 min read
Oregon MAC - No Kids Allowed
Even though this Oregon MAC from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, No Kids Allowed, leans slightly indica, it still possesses some sativa qua...
Toker's Guide
Aug 9, 20231 min read
Ichiban - No Kids Allowed
Japanese for "number one", Ichiban is also a delectable and super rare cannabis strain that has made its way to DC cannabis dispensary, N...
Elle Weeds
Jul 12, 20231 min read
Bubble Bath - No Kids Allowed
We recently reviewed Bubble Bath, but found this version, currently available at DC cannabis dispensary, No Kids Allowed, to be slightly...
Toker's Guide
Jun 22, 20232 min read
Sweet Tart - No Kids Allowed
With an aroma that's much like sweet sugary candy with a burst of tartness, this batch of Sweet Tarts from DC i-71 storefront dispensary...
Maryland Terps
Jun 1, 20231 min read
100mg Lollipops by DC MOTA - No Kids Allowed
Sometimes the most convenient and discreet ways to medicate are with edibles - provided you have some experience and tolerance for them...
Toker's Guide
May 18, 20232 min read
Pineapple OG Live Resin Carts by DC MOTA - No Kids Allowed
If you're a sativa lover looking for an on-the-go option that will keep your motor running
then do yourself a favor and check out this...
Toker's Guide
May 4, 20232 min read
Black Runtz - No Kids Allowed
The nose on this batch of Black Runtz from DC i-71 storefront dispensary No Kids Allowed is just awesome. It's very similar to a fruit ca...
Elle Weeds
Mar 30, 20231 min read
"Moonstick" Blunt Leaf Pre-roll by DC MOTA - No Kids Allowed
If you're looking for a smooth toking blunt-like experience, but one that will take you to the moon and back, just grab one of these...
Toker's Guide
Feb 22, 20232 min read
Emiratez Gelato - No Kids Allowed
Whenever I see the word Gelato in a strain name I feel drawn to it, and have always had good experiences with it in the past. Off the bat...
Spacey Sprouts
Feb 8, 20232 min read
MOTA Jellies - No Kids Allowed
These edibles are like little colorful jewels in an elegant jar. There are four different flavors, each in a different bright and vibrant...
Ben from Kannabus
Jan 19, 20233 min read
Godfather OG - No Kids Allowed
To be called Godfather OG it had better be able to sit at the head of the table when it comes to all the OG's, right? Well, with respect...
Elle Weeds
Jan 5, 20232 min read
Purple Marmalade - No Kids Allowed
With deep rich purple coloration aside from the fiery orange hairs, this Marmalade from DC recreational (i-71) storefront, No Kids...
Toker's Guide
Nov 30, 20222 min read
Acai Berry Gelato - No Kids Allowed
This sativa dominant pheno of Gelato is a cross of Pink Panties and Sunset Sherbert with a whole-lotta flavor and an uber heady buzz to...
Toker's Guide
Aug 8, 20221 min read
Hindu Kush - No Kids Allowed
As one of my favorite old school indica's this batch of Hindu Kush from DC recreational (i-71) storefront No Kids Allowed was on my radar...
Toker's Guide
Jun 23, 20222 min read
Gelatti - No Kids Allowed
This Gelatti from award-winning DC i-71 storefront, No Kids Allowed, is some total fire. It's fresh, it's supple, it's sticky, and MOST...
Toker's Guide
Jun 9, 20221 min read
Phantom Cherry Pie - No Kids Allowed
An indica dominant cross of Phantom Cookies and Cherry Pie strains, this Phantom Cherry Pie is a mesmerizingly delicious recent specimen...
Toker's Guide
May 17, 20221 min read
King Louis XIII - No Kids Allowed
Many OG Kush fans swear by King Louis XIII as their favorite, which says a lot given the other OG varietals available. I guess with a...
Toker's Guide
Mar 18, 20222 min read
Alien OG - No Kids Allowed
Alien OG from DC i-71 storefront No Kids Allowed is an even hybrid cross (50/50) between Tahoe OG and Alien Kush. A strong incense-like...
Maya Francesca
Mar 2, 20222 min read
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