Good Morning and Happy Friday everyone! Between the Grease Monkey earlier this week and this Exorcist Gelato there's now a battle for olfactory domination of my office. Depending on which one I've rolled up more recently the aroma could skew either savory gasoline fumes or sugary skunk extract. This review is dedicated to the latter of those two metaphorical smells, which emanates from this Exorcist Gelato brought to us by consistently impressive DC recreational delivery service, The Gift Givers. You might even say it's...scary good. 🧟♂️
A cross of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies and Sunset Sherbert, Gelato has become a fan favorite in the past 3 to 5 years with it gradually becoming more and more prevalent in the East Coast scene. It typically runs balanced somewhere near a 50/50 hybrid making it a great all around strain to have at your disposal day or night. We're not sure what makes this one the "Exorcist" phenotype, but there's a definite variation in the flavor which is more sugary and bready than creamy and tangy like a Gelato #33 would be.
The effects, however, are very much similar to a #33 (aka Larry Bird) and you'll undoubtedly find yourself wanting to roll this up nearly any time of day. Whether rolling it or hitting it in the bong, the mesmerizing full body high is tremendously euphoric, yet affords energy and focus levels that won't make it a hinderance to most daytime plans. We're not sure if it has the capability of exorcising any demons or not, but if there's any strain potent enough to do it, it's this one.
No need to climb those frightening Georgetown "Exorcist Stairs" (from the movie) to get your hands on this batch. Just hit up The Gift Givers and schedule your delivery today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!