🚨Gas Alert!⛽️ I wasn't going to do anymore reviews today, but then this batch of Grease Monkey came across my desk and I had to let everyone know about it. Currently available from renowned DC recreational delivery service Heady Club DC, if you couldn't tell already my take on it is the following: It's. Just. Awesome. 🤩
With a super gassy, mega skunky, and totally powerful aroma that you can probably smell a literal mile away, the nose is spectacular on this specimen. It's so strong the sample came to me vacuum sealed, which I think should be considered a best practice from now on. As soon as I cut it open I had to run to all my windows, throw them open, and start wafting it outside yelling, "Wait 'til you get a load of this one," to all my neighbors. Of course, they subsequently started lining up for bong rips at my door (not really, but you get the point).
Bong rips are certainly the way to go here, by the way, as it's still quite fresh and the trichomes are so heavy the joint is just gonna go out on you. But, don't get me wrong, the texture of it is crisp and fluffy, not squishy and sticky or wet. If I had to guess I'd say this was grown in coco coir - one of the most advanced and highest quality medias to work with. The texture, the insane amount and size of the trichomes, and the astounding aroma all tell me this was cultivated by consummate professionals.
A cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies & Cream that runs slightly indica dominant at 70/30, this Grease Monkey has tremendously stoney and euphoric effects that are long lasting, but don't cause too much drowsiness. To grab some for yourself and enjoy this absolutely amazing batch just hit up Heady Club DC today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!