Strain: Jet Fuel Gelato
Market: DC i-71 Delivery
Overall Rating: 9.1/10
Lean: Balanced 50/50
Jet Fuel Gelato is a hybrid strain that's a cross between Jet Fuel OG and Gelato #41. It's tremendously popular in certain circles and known for providing uplifting and energizing effects. Currently you can find it on the Flower Ave menu - a DC delivery service that is known for its high-quality cannabis products.
Given that we've already reviewed this strain several times and being that I've used nearly every joke imaginable about jet fuel, I asked my AI assistant for a joke about Jet Fuel Gelato and this is what it said:
What do you call a Jet Fuel Gelato that is so energizing that it makes you want to fly? A high-octane strain! 😂🤦♂️
I know it's a groaner, but hey, my AI is still learning about cannabis ok? This is a hard topic for them.
Dense, dark green buds that are covered in orange hairs and a righteous amount of trichomes.
Notes of diesel, fuel, and fruit with a slightly sweet, earthy aftertaste.
The flavor is similar to the aroma, with notes of diesel, fuel, fruit, and earth.
The Jet Fuel Gelato cultivar is a hybrid strain that's a cross between Jet Fuel OG and Gelato #41. Jet Fuel OG is a sativa-dominant strain that is known for its uplifting and energizing effects. Gelato #41 is an indica-dominant strain that is known for its relaxing and sedative effects. Strikingly, I believe you can feel both nearly simultaneously with this specimen.
Jet Fuel Gelato is a balanced hybrid strain that produces a mix of uplifting and relaxing effects - it can be energizing and motivating, but it can also be relaxing and sedative. For me, though, it was far more energizing and cerebral with zero couch lock or sedation.
Jet Fuel Gelato is a great option for people who are looking for a balanced hybrid that produces a mix of uplifting and relaxing effects. It's highly versatile and individual experiences may vary, but it's probably best to reserve it for daylight hours.
To have some jetted over to you today, just give Flower Ave a shout and setup your delivery today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!