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Blueberry Banana - Takoma Wellness Center
Walking into Takoma Wellness Center, I was ready to dissect this batch of Blueberry Banana as if I was a botanist with a vendetta. My first impression? It's got personality like a quirky uncle who shows up to family gatherings with a Hawaiian shirt and a questionable mustache. Except, this is one funky specimen that you actually do want to smell coming in the front door. And you would too given the Apples & Banana's in the lineage and what it can do for the ol' olfactory sens

Toker's Guide
May 1, 20253 min read


Mazama's Haze #5 by Alt Sol - Embers DC
Happy 420 everyone! To help make the most of your holidaze we wanted to present a potent sativa option that and will give you the energy to hit up as many events as possible. That option is this delightfully heady Mazamas Haze #5 from Embers, a Washington DC marijuana dispensary with a chill, friendly vibe that’s been a local staple for years. Now fully medically licensed, Embers feels like a cozy stoner living room, complete with unique hand-blown glass pipes that look like

Toker's Guide
Apr 20, 20253 min read


Cookies Ridgeline Lantz by Alt Sol - Monko DC
Check out this latest batch of Ridgeline Lantz! It's currently available from Monko, a Washington DC marijuana dispensary that has redefined cannabis luxury with its elegant decor, handpicked strains, and stellar service. Grown by Alt Sol, this Cookies strain feels like a curious blend of piney wilderness and creamy sweetness, like a forest glade hiding a secret dessert. Monko, fresh from their opulent grand re-opening last weekend, is now fully medical, offering a refined ex

ZeeJay
Apr 18, 20253 min read


How To Celebrate 420 in Washington DC (2025 Edition)
Here's our recommended activities and events in Washington DC for every stoner's favorite holiday, 420 (also known as April 20th)...

Toker's Guide
Apr 17, 20251 min read


New Alt Sol & Cookies Drops Steal the Spring Spotlight at Takoma Wellness Center
Spring has sprung in Washington DC, and Takoma Wellness Center is blooming with a fresh batch of cannabis harvests from Alt Sol and their...

Toker's Guide
Apr 5, 20258 min read


Cookies Gary Payton & Velvetz Dual Chamber Terp Vape - Takoma Wellness Center
The Cookies Dual Chamber 3-in-1 cannabis terp vape is an innovative and intriguing addition to the vaping scene at Takoma Wellness Center...

Toker's Guide
Mar 29, 20252 min read


Mochi - Elevated Lounge DC
This batch of Mochi immediately made me think of the dessert—soft, chewy, and probably plotting to ruin my diet. Turns out, it's a hybrid...

ZeeJay
Mar 25, 20253 min read


Bruce Banner by Alt Sol - Herbal Alternatives
If you're looking for a little something special to go with that active weekend you have planned may I suggest checking out this Bruce Ba...

Toker's Guide
Mar 21, 20253 min read


Panama Red by AltSol - Wash Hydro Dispensary
If you've been in the cannabis scene long enough, you’ve definitely heard of Panama Red—even if you’ve never smoked it. Maybe it’s the fo...

Toker's Guide
Mar 21, 20253 min read


Adios MF - Capital Remedy DC
This batch of Adios MF immediately sets high expectations with its emphatic name. Available from Capital Remedy marijuana delivery servic...

Elle Weeds
Mar 12, 20252 min read


Grape Cream Cake - Elevated Lounge DC
Every once in a while, you encounter a cannabis strain that hits all the right notes of flavor, aroma, and effects—a strain that feels li...

Toker's Guide
Mar 7, 20252 min read


Rainbow Runtz by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center
This batch of Rainbow Runtz immediately caught my eye and sparked my curiosity as soon as I saw it on the menu. But, what kind of rainbow...

Elle Weeds
Mar 5, 20253 min read


Dante's Inferno - The Gift Givers DC
When a strain is named Dante’s Inferno, it immediately conjures up images of fiery depths, epic journeys, and maybe even some divine retr...

Toker's Guide
Mar 5, 20253 min read


Unicorn Blood - Capital Remedy DC
When a strain goes by the name Unicorn Blood, you know you're in for something mythical. The sheer audacity of it suggests magic, rarity...

Elle Weeds
Mar 3, 20253 min read


This Weekend's Best Cannabis Deals from Across the DC Metro Area
They say the economy across the region is diving into deep recession after the new administration took a wrecking ball to federal agencie...

Toker's Guide
Feb 27, 20253 min read


The Hypocrisy of Washington D.C.’s Cannabis Market
For years, D.C.'s cannabis market has been a battlefield of contradictions, backroom deals, and selective enforcement. What was once a bo...

Toker's Guide
Feb 21, 20255 min read


Strawberry Pancakes Strain Review - Elevated Lounge DC
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and Strawberry Pancakes might just be the strain to prove that applies to cannabis, too...

Toker's Guide
Feb 15, 20253 min read


Spritzer by District Cannabis - Chocolate City Wellness
The name Spritzer might make you think of wine moms sipping bubbly cocktails at brunch, or perhaps someone raising their pinky a little...

Toker's Guide
Feb 14, 20253 min read


Pink Fox Strawberry Kiwi Gummies (100mg) - Aligned Dispensary
Love is in the air—and so is the sweet aroma of Strawberry Kiwi Gummies from Pink Fox! If you've been around the DC cannabis scene, you a...

Elle Weeds
Feb 14, 20253 min read


Apples and Bananas - Elevated Lounge DC
Apples and Bananas is more than just a catchy name; it's a sensory masterpiece now available at top Washington DC dispensary, Elevated Lo...

Toker's Guide
Feb 7, 20253 min read
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