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Titan Express by Grassroots (Maryland Recreational)
One of the newest strains to come out of the Grassroots in-house breeding project is a freight train of cannabis excellence. Before the seal came all the way off, the strong terps were jumping out of the jar. For anyone who remembers Lemon Grenades or Memory Loss by Grassroots in the past, this is about as close as you can get. Each inhale gave a citrus-forward smell with a sharpness about every secondary note that was impossible to stop going back in for more. The familiar s

Dave Tart
Dec 5, 20253 min read


GMO by The Bank - gLeaf, Short Pump (VA Medical)
With enough of a garlic scent to keep a vampire away, this GMO is grown locally by premium cannabis cultivators, The Bank. Available from...

Terp Interpreter
Dec 4, 20252 min read


Night Owl Haze by Rythm - Rise, Lynchburg (VA Medical)
Like the nocturnal Raptors these buds get their name after, Night Owl Haze is as beautiful and elegant as an owl soaring through a star-f...

Terp Interpreter
Dec 2, 20252 min read


Banana Cream Rosin by Dharma Pharmaceuticals - RISE, Lynchburg (VA Medical)
I’m excited because this is the first time I’m trying out rosin cultivated by Dharma Pharmaceuticals. This strain in particular is Banana...

Terp Interpreter
Nov 26, 20252 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Berniehana Butter" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform...

Toker's Guide
Nov 25, 20252 min read


Lemondary by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Waldorf, Maryland)
Wandering into Story Dispensary in Waldorf, Maryland, felt like stepping into a warm hug, and spotting Lemondary by Fade Co. was pure sunshine in bud form. These medium-sized nugs, sparkling with trichomes, looked like little citrus jewels begging to brighten my day. As a DMV cannabis lover, I’m always thrilled to find a balanced hybrid and this one was as inviting as a lemonade stand on a summer afternoon. Of course, the staff's friendly, cozy vibe only made it sweeter. 🍋

Elle Weeds
Nov 25, 20252 min read


HashBurger by MPX Select - GrowHealthy, Jacksonville (Florida Medical)
Stumbling across HashBurger from GrowHealthy’s MPX Select line in Florida feels like finding a gourmet food truck parked in a dispensary lot—those dense, spade-shaped buds, forest green with amber glows, practically ooze charisma. Thin orange hairs poke out like garnish, and chunky trichomes give it a frosted, “just rolled out of a hash dream” sheen. At 27% THC, this slightly indica-leaning hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) looks ready to flip your evening into a savory, couch-b

Mary Jane Burnmore
Nov 25, 20252 min read


Gelatti Mints by Alt Sol - Embers DC
Gelatti Mints, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at District Cannabis in Washington DC, offers a sensory escape unlike any ot...

Toker's Guide
Nov 25, 20252 min read


Cherry AK-47 by Grow West - RISE Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
When a strain name includes both "Cherry" and "AK-47," you can expect two things: a blast of fruity goodness and the kind of impact that...

Maryland Terps
Nov 25, 20253 min read


Platinum TK - Green Theory Dispensary
Platinum TK is an indica-dominant hybrid from the skilled cultivators at Alt Sol that offers a robust and relaxing experience. Currently...

Elle Weeds
Nov 25, 20252 min read


Bubba Kush by The Bank - Beyond / Hello (VA Medical)
Bubba Kush is an indica-dominant strain that is legendary among cannabis enthusiasts and medical patients alike. It's known for its poten...

Terp Interpreter
Nov 20, 20252 min read


Spiked Peach by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
Reminiscent of something you might order at a local speakeasy, this Spiked Peach from Fade Co. is currently available at Story Dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. As someone who's into peach as a flavor, but not psyched about strains that are too candy-like, I found this batch to be highly enjoyable with just a hint of peachy sweetness. The "spiked" part of the name is justified by both the slightly energetic onset and the funky edge to the flavor. However, I wouldn't char

Toker's Guide
Nov 20, 20252 min read


Papa Don by Kind Tree - Remedy Columbia (Maryland Recreational)
Papa Don, cultivated by Kind Tree and currently available at Remedy Columbia in Maryland, is a hybrid strain born from the fusion of Papa...

Maryland Terps
Nov 20, 20252 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Hollywood" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
As the name suggests, the Hollywood strain exudes the glitz and glamor of its namesake city. Grown by Alt Sol and now available at Takoma...

Elle Weeds
Nov 14, 20252 min read


Pink Passion - Goldflower, Largo (Florida Medical)
At Goldflower Dispensary in Largo, Florida, this Pink Passion caught my eye for its understated elegance—medium spear-shaped buds in a deep purple shade, lightly threaded with orange hairs and coated in a moderate layer of clear trichomes that give it a subtle, sticky sheen. Grown indoors by DH Farms under Doghouse's banner, this hybrid clocks in at 23.6% total THC, hinting at a session that's engaging but not exhausting...

Mary Jane Burnmore
Nov 14, 20252 min read


Romscotti 8 - CULTA Columbia Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)
Currently available at Maryland's CULTA Urbana dispensary, Romscotti is a cannabis strain that commands attention with its potent effects...

Toker's Guide
Nov 14, 20253 min read


Jokerz by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC
This batch of Jokerz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Green Theory dispensary in Washington DC, is an indica-dominant st...

Toker's Guide
Nov 14, 20252 min read


Space Cowgirl by Edie Parker - Mary & Main Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)
I’m thrilled to unpack a jar of Space Cowgirl from Capital Heights, Maryland marijuana dispensary, Mary & Main. As the first Black-owned and women-owned dispensary in the DMV, Mary & Main is a beacon of community and quality. They blend top-tier cannabis with a warm, inclusive vibe, hosting yoga sessions and cannabis 101 classes that make you feel like you’re among old friends. Under the luxury brand Edie Parker, this Space Cowgirl leapt off the shelf at me and has me buzzing

Toker's Guide
Nov 13, 20252 min read


Runtz by The Bank - gLeaf, Colonial Heights (VA Medical)
Runtz is a beautiful and tasty candy flavored strain that took the country by storm because of its incredibly potent effects. I was never...

Terp Interpreter
Nov 11, 20252 min read


Octang - Insa, Largo (Florida Medical)
Picture this: Octang from Insa Dispensary in Largo, Florida, revs up like a souped-up engine on a Florida backroad—sativa-leaning nugs packed with frosty green promise, ready to fuel your day without the crash. It's got that hybrid hum, vibrant and balanced, like premium gas for your green dreams...

Mary Jane Burnmore
Nov 10, 20252 min read
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