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Guava Cherry Gelato - Cheeba DC
Here's what I'm burning on today - this Guava Cherry Gelato from DC I-71 cannabis storefront dispensary, Cheeba DC. It's got a mega punge...
Toker's Guide
Apr 13, 20231 min read
Açaí Berry Gelato - The Garden DC
The most notable thing about this batch of Açaí Berry Gelato from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, The Garden, is the mega funky aroma. It'...
Toker's Guide
Apr 7, 20231 min read
BB Bacio - Lucky Chuckie
I quickly figured out that the "BB" in the name stands for Backpack Boyz and is a reference to the genetic origin of this Bacio Gelato cu...
Elle Weeds
Apr 6, 20231 min read
Master Gelato - Elevated Lounge
I've always enjoyed a good batch of Master Kush and Gelato in it's various forms is almost always in my stash box. So when I found out ab...
Toker's Guide
Mar 24, 20232 min read
Princess Cut by Diamond Fire - Exotic Organics
These days when I see a nice pack with a crazy shape or wild name I find myself preparing to be let down by the contents. Yes, it seems t...
Toker's Guide
Mar 24, 20232 min read
Bacio Gelato - District Organics
I'm immensely enjoying this batch of Bacio Gelato from DC i-71 delivery team, District Organics. It's highly potent and has heady, uplif...
Elle Weeds
Mar 17, 20231 min read
Ice Cream Cookies - The Green Room
In my search for something with a fruity, yet gassy aroma and a combination of bubbly cerebral high and euphoric body buzz I stumbled upo...
Spacey Sprouts
Feb 22, 20232 min read
Gelato Grape Pie & Cake Crasher - by Jawi Grown
We caught some samples of an amazing local harvest by Jawi (@jawigrown2) recently and just had to share. We're psyched that there's some...
Toker's Guide
Feb 16, 20232 min read
G41 Live Resin - The Gift Givers
G41 (aka Gelato #41) has been one of the most sought after phenos of the ever popular Gelato strain. Pungent, fruity, and almost...
NVCE - No. VA Cannabis Enthusiasts
Feb 10, 20232 min read
Emiratez Gelato - No Kids Allowed
Whenever I see the word Gelato in a strain name I feel drawn to it, and have always had good experiences with it in the past. Off the bat...
Spacey Sprouts
Feb 8, 20232 min read
Blue Zlushie - Cheeba DC
This Blue Zlushie from DC i-71 dispensary Cheeba DC is some legit designer flower and a three-way cross of some of my modern day...
Toker's Guide
Feb 4, 20231 min read
Cream - MASC
This Cream from DC i-71 storefront MASC (Metropolitan Art & Sculpture Collaboration) has a remarkably creamy aroma and is a super smooth ...
Elle Weeds
Feb 4, 20231 min read
Diamond Infused Pink Kill Moe "Snow Caps" by Terp Lordz - The Green Room
What better way to follow up Dab Week (and what an awesome week it was) than with some concentrate rolled designer flower? Yes that's...
Toker's Guide
Feb 1, 20232 min read
Gelatti - The Green Room
The very rare and exotic Gelatti Strain is highly coveted as being one of the most flavorful and terpene rich varieties available on the...
Ben from Kannabus
Jan 23, 20232 min read
Truffle Kush - District Organics
This batch of Truffle Kush from DC i-71 delivery team, District Organics, is quite impressive visually and from an olfactory perspective...
Toker's Guide
Jan 19, 20231 min read
Guava - The Garden
Known for delivering an electrifying, heady high, Guava, is an awesome premium flower that can currently be found at DC i-71 storefront...
Spacey Sprouts
Jan 18, 20232 min read
Lemon Cherry Gelato - The Garden DC
This is an excellent new batch of Lemon Cherry Gelato (LCG) from DC i-71 storefront The Garden. It's fresh and its aroma is out of this...
Toker's Guide
Jan 6, 20231 min read
Acai Gelato - District Organics
I'm always psyched when some legit Acai Gelato (aka Acaiberry Gelato) comes around. It's a sativa leaning member of the Gelato family...
Toker's Guide
Jan 5, 20231 min read
Biscotti - Exotic Organics
Initial Thoughts: As always DC i-71 cannabis delivery service, Exotic Organics, has come through with some designer level flower complete...
Elle Weeds
Dec 29, 20221 min read
Great Day & Good Night Pre-Rolls by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center
These aren't just any pre-rolls either. Sure there are different sizes and sexy, colorful packaging, but you should also know that the...
Toker's Guide
Dec 28, 20222 min read
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