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Triple Scoop - Cookies Jacksonville (Florida Medical)
Triple Scoop from Cookies Jacksonville, is a slightly indica-leaning hybrid with a dreamy lineage and a THC level that’s no slouch. This one has me ready for a flavor party that’s sweeter than a make-your-own-sundae bar. Let’s see if Triple Scoop scoops me into bliss or just melts under pressure...

Mary Jane Burnmore
Jan 232 min read


Animal Face by RYTHM Strain Review (Maryland Recreational)
Animal Face, cultivated by RYTHM, is a remarkable strain making its rounds at RISE dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. My awesome budt...

Toker's Guide
Jan 233 min read


HashBurger by MPX Select - GrowHealthy, Jacksonville (Florida Medical)
Stumbling across HashBurger from GrowHealthy’s MPX Select line in Florida feels like finding a gourmet food truck parked in a dispensary lot—those dense, spade-shaped buds, forest green with amber glows, practically ooze charisma. Thin orange hairs poke out like garnish, and chunky trichomes give it a frosted, “just rolled out of a hash dream” sheen. At 27% THC, this slightly indica-leaning hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) looks ready to flip your evening into a savory, couch-b

Mary Jane Burnmore
Jan 162 min read


Moonbeam Gelato by Grassroots (Maryland Recreational)
Another installment of the “Dark Heart Collection” from Grassroots, Moonbeam Gelato showed up and almost out-Gelato’d all of the other Gelato strains I’ve tried recently. The addition of Strawberry Banana to the fruitiness of the Half Moon Bay Gelato amplified everything that you’d want out of a fruit strain. The strength of the aroma of muddled blueberries and raspberries turned into a strawberry toaster strudel, which turned into a lighter whipped cream, which turned into a

Dave Tart
Jan 163 min read


Platinum TK - Green Theory Dispensary
Platinum TK is an indica-dominant hybrid from the skilled cultivators at Alt Sol that offers a robust and relaxing experience. Currently...

Elle Weeds
Jan 162 min read


Bubble Bath - Story Dispensary (Hyattsville, MD)
After picking up a slice of this Fade Co. Bubble Bath from Story Dispensary in Hyattsville, Maryland, I decided to swing by a friend’s place a couple miles away. Nestled in one of the town’s tree-lined streets where bungalows hum with creative energy and holiday lights twinkle, her cute abode is always such a cozy place to hang out. Hyattsville’s artsy pulse - evident in the murals splashing color across Route 1 and the indie vibe of local spots like Vigilante Coffee - made t

Elle Weeds
Jan 152 min read


Gelato Cake by District Cannabis - Monko DC
Gelato Cake has come to be, for all intents and purposes, the flagship strain of local cultivator District Cannabis. It's an indica-domin...

Toker's Guide
Jan 72 min read


Do-Si-Dos #22-22 by CULTA (Maryland Medical)
Known in Maryland for their exceptional medical cannabis and artisanal approach, Culta's flower can be found throughout the Maryland mark...

Spacey Sprouts
Dec 19, 20252 min read


Fuel Biscuits by Alt Sol - Green Theory DC
This recent batch of Fuel Biscuits, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Green Theory in Washington, DC, is an indica-dominant hybrid t...

Toker's Guide
Dec 18, 20252 min read


Blackberry Champagne by Fade Co. - Story Dispensary (Silver Spring, Maryland)
A luxurious indica strain in every way, this Blackberry Champagne, cultivated by Fade Co., is now available at Story dispensary in Silver...

Maryland Terps
Dec 17, 20252 min read


PanLato - Peake ReLeaf Dispensary (Rockville, Maryland)
We were very curious about this PanLato that dropped recently at Peake ReLeaf, Rockville. It's a delectable dessert-like hybrid that brings a blend of effects from both sativa and indica qualities. A cross of Gelato with another unknown strain (speculated to be Pan Dulce), this strain is well-suited for those seeking a balanced high that engages mind, body, and palate simultaneously. 🍳🍨

Toker's Guide
Dec 5, 20252 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Berniehana Butter" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform...

Toker's Guide
Nov 25, 20252 min read


Gelatti Mints by Alt Sol - Embers DC
Gelatti Mints, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at District Cannabis in Washington DC, offers a sensory escape unlike any ot...

Toker's Guide
Nov 25, 20252 min read


Runtz by The Bank - gLeaf, Colonial Heights (VA Medical)
Runtz is a beautiful and tasty candy flavored strain that took the country by storm because of its incredibly potent effects. I was never...

Terp Interpreter
Nov 11, 20252 min read


Tiger Rose by Alt Sol - Embers DC
If you're prowling the shelves at Embers Dispensary in Washington, DC, for something that punches above its weight in flavor and vibe, Tiger Rose from the Alt Sol DC craft cannabis lineup is a standout pick. I snagged an eighth here recently, drawn in by the buzz around its exclusive genetics and the dispensary's solid curation of local craft flower. Embers, with its reputation as a community hub for cannabis enthusiasts, makes grabbing premium strains like this feel effortle

Elle Weeds
Nov 6, 20252 min read


Gelatti Mints by Alt Sol - District Cannabis
Gelatti Mints, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at District Cannabis in Washington DC, offers a sensory escape unlike any ot...

Elle Weeds
Oct 24, 20252 min read


Bapple Fritz by Nature's Heritage - Potomac Holistics Dispensary (Rockville, Maryland)
This Bapple Fritz is a delightful indica hybrid that's cultivated by Nature's Heritage and currently available at Potomac Holistics in Rockvill...

Toker's Guide
Oct 22, 20252 min read


Cookies & Alt Sol "Ridgeline Lantz" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center
Ridgeline Lantz, cultivated by Alt Sol and currently available at Takoma Wellness Center, exudes an impressive pedigree. With its origins...

Toker's Guide
Oct 17, 20252 min read


Torrone #2 by Savvy - gLeaf (Rockville, Maryland)
Cultivated by Savvy and available at gLeaf Dispensary in Rockville, this lovely batch of Torrone #2 is an intriguing introduction to mode...

Toker's Guide
Oct 3, 20252 min read


Blue Cookies by gLeaf - Cannabist, Carytown (VA Medical)
Dealing with low THC percentages has been a problem in the VA medical program for as long as I have been a patient. I’m coming up on my...

Terp Interpreter
Oct 2, 20252 min read
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