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Washington DC medical cannabis dispensary, Embers, located in the vibrant DuPont Circle neighborhood, offers this Blue Sharpies strain, cultivated by Alt Sol, alongside an impressive collection of hand-blown glass art that could make even a minimalist rethink their decor. In this report we'll dive into this exquisite indica dominant hybrid and show you why we think it's one that can help you keep your holiday weekend as pungently vibrant as a freshly uncapped marker...

Lemon Cherry Gelato 45 is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) currently available at Capital Remedy in Washington...

I’m thrilled to scoop into a jar of this exceptionally gorgeous Black Cherry Gelato from the friendly folks at Washington DC marijuana dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center. Cultivated by Alt Sol, this strain seems like a decadent dessert plucked from a gelato shop run by cherry-obsessed pastry chefs. I’m anticipating a flavor as rich as black cherry compote and a balanced high that’s as soothing as a post-dessert nap. Can't wait to see if this stunning flowe...

Under the Stars by Garcia Hand Picked, recently picked up at Liberty Cannabis in Rockville, pays homage to Jerry Garcia’s artistic legacy...

Grandi Guava offers mental clarity, a happy energized mood with body relaxing effects that won't leave you feeling heavy. Available at Planet 13, Tampa, Florida, the Guava and Gelato cross creates a pungently fruity aroma and uplifting yet relaxing hybrid perfect for any occasion...

Currently available at Maryland's CULTA Urbana dispensary, Romscotti is a cannabis strain that commands attention with its potent effects...

This is yet another epic batch of The Herban Hustle's locally cultivated Super Boof. Currently available at Washington DC marijuana disp...

Available through Shmu The Cannaprophet, a Washington, DC marijuana delivery service with a knack for curated menus, this Tickle Burger from Funk House Farm is an indica-dominant hybrid that’s "tickled my fancy" recently. Funk House Farm, a small-batch grower from Bowdoinham, Maine, has a reputation for crafting buds with personality, and Tickle Burger seems like their latest quirky creation. 🪶🍔

Platinum TK is an indica-dominant hybrid from the skilled cultivators at Alt Sol that offers a robust and relaxing experience. Currently...

Lately, I've been finding much joy in mixing tincture into my morning plant-based protein shakes. For me, this practice requires terpenes...

Walking into Takoma Wellness Center, I was ready to dissect this batch of Blueberry Banana as if I was a botanist with a vendetta. My first impression? It's got personality like a quirky uncle who shows up to family gatherings with a Hawaiian shirt and a questionable mustache. Except, this is one funky specimen that you actually do want to smell coming in the front door. And you would too given the Apples & Banana's in the lineage and what it can do for the ol' olfactory sens

Heads up! Fresh Orange Z (Zkittles) from Grassroots has just arrived at Ascend Cannabis in Ellicott City. This balanced hybrid is a cross...

Anticipating the sweet allure of Snow Runtz from Washington DC delivery service,  The Gift Givers, I’m eager to savor this hybrid’s charms. Also known as White Runtz, this Gelato and Zkittlez cross has me craving a fruity, creamy burst and a high as comfy as a hammock in the sun. With its knack for relaxation and a joyful head buzz, this strain feels like a vacation packed into a bud, poised to whisk me away to a tropical paradi...

Here's one that clandestine connoisseurs with a fondness for citrus should paint a target on. It's the formidable Agent Z from Curaleaf Dispensary in Tampa, Florida, a spot that’s like the friendly neighborhood hub for cannabis enthusiasts, with a slick setup and staff who could probably identify a terpene blindfolded. This slightly sativa-leaning hybrid has me ready for a citrusy, skunky blast that’s smoother than a secret agent’s one-liner. With a moderate THC kick and a te

Happy 420 everyone! To help make the most of your holidaze we wanted to present a potent sativa option that and will give you the energy to hit up as many events as possible. That option is this delightfully heady Mazamas Haze #5 from Embers, a Washington DC marijuana dispensary with a chill, friendly vibe that’s been a local staple for years. Now fully medically licensed, Embers feels like a cozy stoner living room, complete with unique hand-blown glass pipes that look like

Check out this latest batch of Ridgeline Lantz! It's currently available from Monko, a Washington DC marijuana dispensary that has redefined cannabis luxury with its elegant decor, handpicked strains, and stellar service. Grown by Alt Sol, this Cookies strain feels like a curious blend of piney wilderness and creamy sweetness, like a forest glade hiding a secret dessert. Monko, fresh from their opulent grand re-opening last weekend, is now fully medical, offering a refined ex

We were recently turned on to an awesome delivery service in DC called Shmu The Cannaprophet. If you're not familiar with them and you're a cannabis connoisseur in DC then you're welcome - you can thank us later. Frankly, my initial thoughts were, "wow look at this menu!" With a very helpful set of abbreviations and a key for understanding them all, it was immediately clear that the Shmu crew were highly knowledgeabl...

This is one superb batch of Grape Fritter that's currently in stock at at Story dispensary in Silver Spring, Maryland. Cultivated by Garc...

When Lemon Cherry Gelato popped up on The Gift Givers delivery menu, I thought I’d accidentally ordered dessert—does this strain come wit...