Dark Star Chemdawg Tangie (or DSCT) by Maryland’s Curio, from ReLeaf Shop in Baltimore’s Mt. Vernon area, is a ménage a trois between Dark Star (indica), Chemdawg (hybrid), and Tangie (sativa). With a THC percentage of 29% and high levels of myrcene (1.39%) and ocimene (.39%) in this terpene profile (total terps testing at 2.55%), the result is pure magic. Aromatically robust and complex, Curio’s cultivators deliver a gorgeous flower, pungent and skunky with undertones of citrus thanks to her Tangie parentage. The leaves contain a myriad of colors as a result of tri-breeding such distinct strains; you’ll find a spectrum ranging from mint to deep green and rich purple, generously covered in glistening trichs and res-y, rusty hairs dispersed throughout. DSCT buds are spongy to the touch and lean on the larger side, with mushroom-looking baby buds found within each cluster. She offers a head high that’ll make you feel like a kid who just inhaled helium from a birthday balloon for the first time. An excellent daytime strain, you’ll find yourself giggling all by your lonesome and bewildered by everyday sights, even with something so routine as walking the dog or checking the mail. Go get yourself a bag of this rarity before it’s all grabbed up!

The coloration of this Watermelon Gelato from DC motivational speech delivery and i-71 service, Dreamy DC, is something to behold. The buds are far more purple than green, but somehow it does make you think of watermelon when you waft in some of the intense aroma. It certainly has strong, more traditional Gelato notes - a blend of creaminess and a savory skunkyness. Yet, the longer you inhale the more the fruitier side of this strain will become apparent. An indica dominant hybrid with Gelato 45 and Watermelon Zkittles as parents, you might expect this to be not only packed with intense flavor, but also mega potent in terms of effects as well. And you'd be right. This batch has an innate ability to immediately wash away all the stresses of the day and wrap you in a snuggly blanket of a body high for hours on end. While sticky with starry trichomes on the inside, these buds are still easily rolled in your favorite paper and will provide a highly exotic, but remarkably smooth toke. Many Gelato's can take a strikingly gassy or intensely pronounced earthy flavor when smoked, but we like how this one skews more toward the fruity/creamy side of the palate. This fruity distinction is especially apparent in my flower-oriented vape. Kudos to Dreamy DC for their recent write up in The Washington Post! We knew how interesting and serendipitous the content and timing of their speeches could be. We were psyched to hear others reflect on the positive impact of their experiences with them as well. To showcase some of these Watermelon Gelato buds in your own collection just hit up Dreamy DC and schedule your motivational speech session today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

As a toast to yesterday's resounding win for DC i-71 businesses (WE WON! More info here) storefront Elevated Lounge has released this Blue Champagne. With a highly exotic and floral bouquet that's even a little cheesy at times, you can roll this sativa heavy hybrid up and celebrate with your head held high....really high. A cross of Blue Dream and Champagne Kush there are those who have come to call her Blue Dream's "bougie" cousin. Just like Blue Dream you'll get a tremendously heady buzz at first, but this will soon fade into a strong sense of melting relaxation across your whole body. Of course, this euphoria is due to the overt kush influence. With great coloration - there are deep greens which seem to meld into a brighter violet - across bracts and remnants of sugar leaves, it's obvious that this batch stems from some top tier genetics. It's not super fresh, but it was clearly stored, cured, and handled with TLC as all of the hairs remain uncompressed and the trichomes remain un-compromised. If you haven't checked them out yet, Elevated Lounge is one of our favorite shops for a reason. Their whole atmosphere is one of positive vibes and their setup is very much like what you might find in a west coast dispensary. There's a waiting room, a separate room (behind locked doors) with display cases, and a nice color-coded gift selection system that helps make for an even more user-friendly experience. To experience them for yourself, celebrate the continuing livelihood of i-71 businesses, and grab some of this Blue Champagne, just head over to Elevated Lounge today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

An indica dominant hybrid crossbreed of GG#4 and Platinum Kush, we're big fans of this new batch of Platinum Gorilla from DC i-71 delivery service Buddha Buddy. Personally, I'm into its rapid onset and deep, relaxing body high. As with most gorilla influenced varietals the cottonmouth and squinty-eyed feeling are for real, but I find these qualities especially relieving of my allergies in the pollen-filled springtime. Great for packing in the bong or rolling, this batch is in a really great place in terms of cure. Its internals are sticky from the still glimmering resin glands, while the outer portions want to precipitate a snowy white layer of trichomes all over the place. The aroma is highly potent and will leave any room with a loud skunk smell. People in-the-know might say to you, "Did you let the gorilla out in here?" In flavor it's pretty much true to form GG#4 with a heavy diesel-inspired skunkyness and subtle pine and pepper notes. Yet, there's definitely a more exotic tinge of kush in the nose and aftertaste as well. To catch the illusive Platinum Gorilla and experience the excellently stoning qualities of this batch for yourself just hit up Buddha Buddy DC asap. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Come take a "flight" with DC i-71 storefront Flight Pass and give these kushy Kush Mintz a try. She's a slightly indica dominant, but some would argue balanced, hybrid cross of renowned Bubba Kush and Animal Mints. To say this high is euphoric would be an understatement. If compared to flying, this buzz would be sort of like traveling on a magic carpet, but the carpet would definitely be super fluffy and soft shag carpeting (and probably purple too). If you were playing a game show with 3 people who recently toked upon this batch and you asked them the first word that came to mind when they thought about their buzz they would probably give you some version of "cozy". But, this answer would most likely be preceded by some looks of aw and bewilderment, maybe a laugh or two as well. If you have productive things to focus on, keep these buds far, far away or prepare to be similarly befuddled. With a healthy coating of trichomes throughout and a lovely forest of deep purples, the quality of the genetic lineage is immediately obvious. While not as fresh as some of their other varietals, it was cared for and cured properly making it still especially odiferous and exuding "kush" with every waft of the jar. Perfect for taking a load off, but not sending you head first into the couch, we like these Kush Mintz rolled in big coniferous joints. The flavor and aroma are highly exotic and will add an almost mystic aura to any room or even outdoor space. Passing her around the fire pit at the end of the night is sure to entangle everyone in a pleasant bout of giggling. There's a strong psychedelic essence to the effects that blends so nicely with all the sights and scents of the early Spring at night. So head to DC storefront Flight Pass ASAP and check out these Kush Mintz and their many other excellent gifts. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you and have a great weekend!

A cross of Afghani and Thai indica's you can check out one of the most legendary strains of all time at DC i-71 storefront Euphoria DC currently. At roughly 95% indica she's got the euphoria packed body buzz you may be looking for when you kick your feet up this weekend. Likely grown as "light deps" in a greenhouse-like environment these have "sun grown" potency and the mellowest of vibes. It burns light and clean with a highly earthy and piney flavor - just like its aroma. We love Northern Lights mostly as a nighttime toke because of its highly sedative effects, but for any of the ailments that an indica would typically help address, this strain (and batch) goes a bit deeper. With the spa and wellness offerings available from Euphoria DC, this Northern Lights is a great addition and highly beneficial in promoting a relaxed mood and tranquil state. Give them a visit today and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Check out this really nice batch of MAC 1 currently available from DC i-71 delivery service DC Dash. It's creamy, frosty, and smooth toking - as you might expect from something that's an acronym for "Miracle Alien Cookies". We've reviewed several batches of MAC from a variety of services in the city now and this is some of the best we've seen recently. We were able to discern this almost immediately from a visual survey of the buds. They've clearly been handled with care with little to no signs of compression and trichomes still fully intact. We love a good hand-trimming and this is a job well done! One unique aspect about this batch is the tilt toward a more skunky and diesel-like aroma and aftertaste. Yet, perhaps the most cherished characteristic is the balanced nature of its effects. It's a 50/50 hybrid on the Indica/Sativa ratio making it sort of like your all-terrain vehicle of the ganja world. No matter the time of day or season you can burn this down and catch relaxation without couch-lock and a tranquil headspace without much disorientation. As one friend put it while shopping, "Feels like I'm on a voyage through space, but somehow I still know what's on my grocery list." Of course, that was before we hit the aisle with the cookies. Then all focus was, well...lost in space? 🛸 To get some of this beautiful batch of MAC 1 for yourself just hit up DC Dash ASAP. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

If you'd like to partake in some local grown flower, known for its citrus aroma and flavor, while also contributing more to local DC artisans, check out this batch of Agent Orange from DC i-71 delivery service LOCAL'd. Really on point for a daytime toke and easily able to induce vibrant journeys of the active mind, this is a sativa-heavy hybrid not to be messed with anywhere near bedtime. The Toker's Guide staff really enjoyed the heightened creativity and positive energy it afforded, making even the more mundane tasks of the day seem brighter. A cross of Jack The Ripper and Orange Velvet, which is effectively Jack's Cleaner X Space Queen X Orange Skunk, it's kind of a terpene monster. The presence of the spicy Alpha Humulene is enhanced by Limonene and Terpinolene to make an intense and unique citrus profile. Notice just how intense the aroma gets as you break it up to throw in your paper or bowl. Then thank the above terpenes for what your nose just got to experience. While the bud structure of this batch is a sign that the cultivation could have been handled by more seasoned professionals, we appreciate the effort and attention given to make this a high quality flower, nonetheless. We want local growers to get better and the only way that happens is with practice, so we'll keep supporting their journey and watching their harvests get better and better. To play your part and contribute to local-focused cultivation and other DC craft businesses, hit up local only LOCAL'd today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Bio Chem by Maryland's Culta, procured at Blue Ridge Wellness in Baltimore’s Parkville area, is an indica dominant cross between Chemdawg 4 and Sensi Star. Clocking in at 22% THC and having limonene and myrcene at the top of its terpene profile, this heavy-hitter is one of the greatest bedtime strains I’ve encountered thus far. A creeping and mellow high, the onset is slow, but after a good 10 minutes you’ll get drop-kicked into an alternate state of utter bliss. This strain is ideal for an evening spent at home, or a nighttime toke session before bed. If you’re anything like myself, your mind might keep you up sometimes, pestering you with questions like “Psst. Remember that embarrassing thing you said in middle school?” as you’re so desperately tossing and turning, trying to sleep. Have no fear if Bio Chem is near! It’ll crush any and all nagging, intrusive thoughts. Keep in mind that if you toke on this before a night out, you will be sure to lose your keys. The body high here almost mimics that of a muscle relaxer, your tension melting away like snow in the spring. Taste wise, she’s got a citrusy diesel flavor, with notes of skunk, raw sugar, and earthy spice. She delivers visually as well, with compact yet eye-catching buds that are such a bright green, they’re almost luminous. Blanketed with unruly, tangled pistils and glistening with eggshell-white trichs, this batch was truly a delight! To get some Culta Bio Chem for yourself just head to Maryland medical marijuana dispensary, Blue Ridge Wellness ASAP. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Public Service Announcement: Did you know that if you're over 65 years old and a DC resident you can currently SELF CERTIFY for a medical marijuana card? Apparently, they're also trying to extend this self-certification process to residents 21+ soon. Here's a refresher on the list of updates to the DC medical marijuana application and registration process for 2022 (note that one is expiring soon): Clearly these are designed to help the medical companies compete with the "recreational" i-71 vendors, but here's something to consider: If it wasn't for the i-71 vendors, would medical have become so much more open and flexible? Also, look at the quality of DC medical marijuana versus other states like VA, MD, and OH right now (YES. I am calling these states' medical programs out). DC medical flower is far, far superior to anything these other states' storehouses could even dream of. It's sad really. But, would it have happened if they didn't have to compete here in the DC market? Speaking of superior flower, check out this absolutely spectacular Communion from DC craft medical cultivators, Alternative Solutions. A three way cross of Grapestomper OG, Durban Poison, and Romulan ((Grapestomer OG x Durban Poison) x Romulan) it very quickly became my new favorite among their strains that I've had the opportunity to try. Testing at 27% THC and with wildflower essence aroma for DAYS the staggering potency extends across nose, flavor, and effects. She's got the most twinkly of trichomes, she's intensely sticky, and if you give her buds a squeeze she'll unleash a cornucopia of sweet and exotic fruitiness into your midst. As a sativa lover, I'm not exactly sure how sativa-heavy this one runs, but I can tell you it definitely get's the motor going. For me that's a driving sense of motivation extending from a body and heady high that seems to excite all your molecules at once. This while coating them in a warm euphoric glow as well. Experienced tokers may enjoy ripping Communion in the morning and can plan to set aside any cup of coffee - you shouldn't need it. Perfect for a long hike or day romping around a spring festival, I found myself with a constant grin and active mind. While I haven't attempted to roll any yet, I could see how after a bit more open air curing it could be magnificent in a joint. Presently, however, the stickiness makes it much more conducive to glass apparati. To get some Alt. Sol. Communion for your own collection and to bask in her energy inducing and tremendously cozy effects all weekend, just head to Takoma Wellness Center ASAP. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Happy Friday everyone! Just in time for the famed Cherry Blossoms here in DC, i-71 storefront Elevated Lounge is rolling out this batch of Tropicana Cherries. Incidentally, I'm planning to take a tour with them soon and I think these "Cherries" are something that would pair excellently with an Elevated Tour of the District in the springtime. It's got a mellow physical vibe even though it runs slightly on the sativa side at something like 60/40. But, expect an active mind ready to take in all the beautiful monuments and memorials set amidst the pink flora. I can't wait - more on this soon! 🤗 A cross of Tropicana Cookies (one of our favs) and Cherry Cookies the aroma is, as you might expect, fruity. Yet, the surprising part for me was the creaminess. Usually Tropicana and Mimosa crosses end up being shockingly citrus forward. This is equal parts creamy and fruity in both aroma and flavor. The hyper-white trichomes let you know that she's still fresh and been properly stored. She's also easy to grind and really, really great when rolled in a joint or blunt. We meant to ask if they're going to have this variety available in the Cannahiba "Cannons". After experiencing the smoothness of the smoke when rolled we're psyched for the Cannon thing to happen if it hasn't already. Maybe I'll just roll a cannon of my own in the meantime. So, head on over to Elevated Lounge DC today and grab some of these delectable and delightful Tropicana Cherries for your weekend sessions. Hopefully when you're navigating your way to and from their Glover Park location you'll have a chance to see many cherry blossoms still blooming! Here's a webcam link to see them live: https://www.earthcam.com/usa/dc/cherryblossoms/?cam=washdc Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you and have a great weekend!

Don't call the fireman, but there's some fire in town! Better yet, just call District Firehouse and grab some of this fire for yourself. It goes by the name of French Cookies #3 and it's the stuff that Bruno Mars songs get written about - something like "it's such fire it's making dragons want to retire?"🔥🤔 A slightly sativa-heavy hybrid (60/40) this specimen should be the poster child for the strain. It's epically snickerdoodle-like (the actual cookie) with a sweet, nutty, and creamy aroma/flavor. The aroma itself is so delectable it makes you want to just leave your nose in the jar for a few minutes. The sharp mental acuity that this strain affords is likely due to the influence of Durban Poison in the heredity. The Durban grandparent was bred with an outstanding cut of OG Kush to make Platinum Cookies, which was then bred with it's own ideally selected offspring in a "reverse cross". Reverse breeding like this is a technique that can directly create parental lines for any heterozygous plant. The resulting hybrids can be genetically stable and superior in size, growth, and yield to their parents due to a phenomenon called heterosis. In this case the offspring were likely superior in the aforementioned ways, but also in the presence of terpenes from the Durban ancestry. Genetics only get you part of the way along the path to connoisseur-level indoor cannabis perfection at harvest time, though. An as yet unmentioned, but obvious, aspect of this batch is the level of care and expertise that went into its cultivation. With layers upon layers of fully mature trichomes, the perfect sticky/spongy/crisp structure, and an out-of-this-world all consuming high that makes you giddy like toking for the first time, this is truly an exquisite specimen. Needless to say the cultivators were of the highest order. To get some of this absolutely fire French Cookies for yourself just hit up DC i-71 delivery experts and fellow cannabis connoisseurs District Firehouse ASAP. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!