What's up Maryland?!?! Check out this Cherry Chem cultivated by District Cannabis and available at Liberty Cannabis medical dispensary in Rockville, MD. It's got such a smooth and snuggly buzz that will rock your body once you spark it up and the aroma is skunky and gassy with a hint of pine. It's the style of bud that once the bag pops open it might take a split second for the smell to circulate around the room, but once it does, suddenly everybody's gotta have a hit. However, they should beware that if you hit this sedating indica too hard it could lead to an unintended face down session with the couch. Yes, leave this one for the evening hours - unless you need some serious daytime rest - and I think you'll be amazed at just how stoney it can get you. Your fridge might even take a midnight beating you don't recall until the flashbacks start happening the next day. Did you really eat a half pound of tuna salad by yourself last night? Yes. Yes you did.😳🤤 An indica dominant hybrid cross of famed Chemdawg and Cherry Pie, there's no lack of powerhouse genetics in the lineage and the already discussed super duty flavor let's you know this right off the bat. But, other telling signs of a great pedigree and cultivator are the amount of trichomes (plentiful), the exotic coloration, and the spongy yet crisp texture. Notably it also burns fast and super white in any apparatus, and truly any apparatus will do the trick with this beautiful batch. At 26.6% THC it's got the test scores high enough to let you know it's at the head of the class. For those with tolerance and palate worthy of this cut just take your Maryland medical marijuana ID and head to Liberty Rockville ASAP to grab some of this powerful Cherry Chem for yourself. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Although not a lot of information seems to be available about this Primates strain from DC recreational (i-71) delivery service, Lucky Chuckie, my guess is that this is Gorilla Glue #4 (aka GG#4) crossed with Grape Ape. It's got trichomes and structure similar to some fine GG's I've seen, with trichomes so thick they look like they've been plastered on. The nose also has hints of that thick skunky, earthen "glue", except there's a distinct fruit or berry essence to the aroma as well. Let's just say I felt like one lucky primate by getting to try it.🐒 It's frosty buds like these that bring a grin to my face and a slight tear to my eye (only after a massive bong rip of course) on a beautiful Friday afternoon. And DO throw these in the bong if you have one - it's got the makings of a fantastic hit grown into every inch of it. Or, should I say centimeter? Isn't cannabis on the metric system? Anyhow, you get the point. Hits great in the bong ✅. But, I'd be remiss if I didn't also mention the ease with which you can roll this batch in its present state. It's at a point where the trich's are still white and fresh, but when you break it up there's more of a gritty feeling as the ridiculous amount of kief (especially on the inside) starts too accumulate on your fingers. Personally, I think this makes for an awesome joint rolling and toking experience. Solidly on the indica side of the aisle, this Primates possesses highly relaxing and euphoria rich effects that make it an excellent night time choice. To grab some for yourself just hit up Lucky Chuckie and schedule your gift delivery today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Sometimes the photos of the buds we review speak for themselves. I feel that's the case with this absolutely spectacular batch of Kush Mintz x Do-si-dos from the always kind and courteous staff at The Gift Givers. They're a recreational (i-71) delivery service that's been bringing some serious fire recently, but this is definitely their best gift offering yet. 🙌 Despite the photos, we might as well tell you a little bit about the strain and her inputs. If you're not familiar, Dos-si-dos is an indica dominant hybrid with GSC and Face Off OG in the lineage. She's typically very sedative and couch-locking, but working in concert with the more balanced (50/50) Kush Mintz the lazy factor is mitigated. For example, I didn't have to peel myself up off the couch to write this article, and I feel extra light and fuzzy doing it. Bong rips are a must with this cut in my opinion. I just love the flavor and aroma which is equal parts skunky, nutty, creamy, and minty. It's so addictive from an olfactory sense that you may want to spend extra time with your nose in the pack. Similarly, I found myself saying, "ok just one more hit of that one," because the flavor makes you want to rip it again and again and again. Did I mention she's fresh too? Look at all those hyper-white and twinkling trichomes freaking EVERYWHERE. Incredible! She's also sticky as a MF so if you're going to roll this up let the grounds settle in the open air for about 30 min to an hour. This will help prevent the clogged joint effect. Of course, if you can't wait that long because she's too ready to tickle your fancy then, again, grab the bong or bowl and the flavor will reward you for your (justified) lack of patience. Hit up The Gift Givers today and get this gift of phenomenal Kush Mintz x Do-si-dos for your own stash today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

We had not heard of Han Solo Burger before so we thank recreational (i-71) service High There DC for bringing it to our attention with this big and beefy sample. An indica dominant hybrid known for its intensely sedative effects, she's a cross of GMO Cookies and Larry OG that will send you into total relaxed euphoria faster than the Millennium Falcon. While it's likely that this is "light dep" grown in a greenhouse setting, the coloration, trichome coverage, and aroma all make apparent that this was still cultivated at a high level and from excellent genetics. It's one worth pursuing as your indica to roll up with this weekend from effects alone, but the exotic flavor is also something to experience in a fat blunt or cone. This is especially if you want to see everyone at your cookout get super bleary-eyed stoned and eat everything but the picnic table. Just imagine, you hit the blunt a few times, look up, and suddenly everyone looks like they should be dancing around some dimly-lit tavern on an alien world called Tatooine. With intense density and immense size, I recommend bringing your grinder (or lightsaber) to help with breaking up these buds. Of course, this will also assist in catching some of the massive trichomes likely to fall off in the process. Apparently, Han Solo Burgers are non only purple, green, and white, they're also oversized and as sturdy as a Chewbacca. Of course, what else would you expect a Wookiee to burn down on? Perfect for any Star Wars adventure - be that in your mind or watching on TV - hit up High There DC and get some Han Solo Burger delivered ASAP. They'll use their hyperspace drive, jump to light speed, and have it to you in less than 12 parsecs. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

So the lineage for this Temptations from DC recreational (i-71) delivery service Heady Club DC is listed as Ice Cream Cake X Seed Junky's Gelato 41/Sherb Bx1. To the untamed eye that might just look like some kind of equation for a fancy dessert, but in reality it means that we're dealing with a seriously exotic flower specimen here. We're not exactly sure how she runs, so we're just going to go with balanced, but also immensely stoning. While you can still function deep in the throws of her potent euphoria, the question is: will you want to? Let's be real, she'll make you want to roll up, cozy up, but not fall asleep. Sounds like Netflix time to me! In aroma, think sweeter than a Cake (the strain), but not as decadent as a fresh, original GSC. In flavor, it's a bit bready and skunky with sugary notes. If a Gelato is creamy and chocolatey in its sweetness remotely like the real gelato treat, this Temptations tempts you with that, plus waffle cone, and add skunk. Consensus is that rolling this up is the way to go to experience this flavor profile correctly, but I still found myself packing the bong with her and had no complaints. Tempted yet? We can't blame you! Catch this appropriately named Temptations by hitting up the ever impressive Heady Club DC today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

A dilemma that I face as a reviewer sometimes is that I'll receive some exquisitely beautiful flower, but it won't be what the label says. We love DC recreational (i-71) storefront, Top Level DC, and we know that in the hustle and bustle of the daily grind things can get a bit hectic. We also recognize that sometimes things get mixed up after harvest and end up labelled incorrectly. In this case, although it's labelled as Pink Lemonade, I have to say that this is most definitely Tropicana Cookies. Having grown both strains this is apparent to me from the aroma alone, but the appearance is also a decent indicator. The heavy, majority purple buds have little to no green outside of some sugar leaves with this sample. In contrast Pink Lemonade will typically have purplish pink on the interior of the bracts in areas, but is still vastly green. Note, however, that some Pink Lemonade pheno's have also been mega purple, and to this I say look at the structure of the buds. As an indica dominant hybrid, Pink Lemonade grows to be much more dense, rounded, and rotund while the Tropicana will be more fluffy, elongated, and pointy. Back to the amazing aroma...it is super citrusy like an orange or tangerine soda versus sour with berry elements like actual pink lemonade. This may sound a little silly, but once you get to the upper echelons of fine exotic cannabis these are the kind of olfactory comparisons that get made - especially when aromas are so strikingly close to the flavor profiles of their eponymous objects. Suffice it to say the obvious citrus essence gives this one's identity away almost immediately. A cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Tangie that runs sativa dominant, Tropicana Cookies is one of my favorite sativa smokes. The effects of this batch are neatly in-line with my latest Tropicana experience, much to my enjoyment, with creative energy and a long lasting heady buzz. In the bong, prepare to experience a rush to your head, shoulders, and back amidst an exhale of skunky, funky, citrus clouds. Whatever you want to call her, she's definitely some fire and one to pick up if you're looking for a great daytime option to add to your weekly supply. Head over to storefront Top Level DC quickly, grab some "Pink Lemonade" (aka Tropicana Cookies) for yourself, and don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

From DC recreational (i-71) delivery squad Kali Kraves, this Grapple Pie is a balanced cross of the astoundingly potent Apple Fritter and Grape Gasoline. It can make you feel uplifted at first, but soon settles into a highly relaxed and euphoric buzz that seems to emanate from your head, much like a solid batch of Headband might. Perhaps most striking about this specimen, however, is its pungent aroma. There are strong vapors of gas and diesel blended with a creamy Gelato essence and just a hint of apple. It's the kind that's begging to be rolled up for a long sit on the patio or deck during some excellent summer weather. For me, I looked up from my Kindle after finishing the joint and the whole world seemed brighter, with the sun emblazoning aforementioned headband around my head. Everything felt a bit cozier too and I caught myself grinning thinking of all the bird songs going on around me. Good thing this comes in a well-designed jar too, or the smell might have permeated my whole neighborhood, not to mention my house. What am I saying? It DID permeate my whole neighborhood - I just smoked a joint on my patio for crying out loud! Maybe that's what all the birds are singing about? Man this weed gets me stoned! 🤤 To grab some of this Gapple Pie gas for yourself just hit up Kali Kraves and setup your gift delivery today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Flaky, shimmery, and super blonde in color, these sugar diamonds from DC i-71 storefront and delivery team, All American Papers, are ready for all you dabbers and bowl-toppers out there. With an aroma that is a fresh, piney, and creamy version of what you might waft into your nose from the best jar of Gelato flower ever, it's the kind of thing that will instantly make your salivary glands go berserk. 🤭🤤 Mostly balanced in effects, but hard to tell because I've been so elated with excitement over its quality, I'm a fan of the long lasting body buzz and totally inundating euphoria this Gelato concentrate brings to bear. Pro-tip: if you roll a joint with some of this in the middle it makes for an exquisite taste and will certainly make it go further (or just get you super baked). Plus, in that case, there's no need for a torch or dab rig, which always seems to cause a little less shock from any nearby onlookers. To take a peek at these mega delectable Gelato sugar diamonds and grab some for yourself, just head over to one of the many convenient All American Papers locations in DC today. Or, hit them up and catch a delivery real quick. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

A slightly indica dominant hybrid cross of Starfighter and Girl Scout Cookies (GSC), this Cookies and Cream from DC recreational (i-71) storefront, Elevated Lounge, is a must have for your stash this weekend. While it may be hard to think of anything hot while gazing upon her SUPER iced out appearance, I must say she's some total fire.🔥 Another word that easily comes to mind when partaking in this batch is "blissful". This is as in just how blissful and comfy the mellowing, but still intense, buzz makes you feel. Perfect for a Friday afternoon after a long and arduous week, it can help you erase all the anxietous scars and heavy weights you were seemingly toting moments before your hit. Sugary, creamy, and with a hint of citrus, the aroma matches the flavor when you roll or pack up this bud. It's still quite starry and fresh, especially on the inside, but the strain isn't terribly sticky so it makes for especially good rolling material. That said, the bong is the way to go for me given the silky smooth and totally mouthwatering hits that you can pull at even bigger size when the water is icy cold. Just like actual cookies and cream the dessert, I think this kind tastes the best when nice and cold. So head over to Elevated Lounge DC ASAP to get your hands on some of this phenomenal batch of Cookies and Cream. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

For those fans of Hazes and the more cerebral sativa's check out this Super Jack from DC recreational (i-71) delivery service Athena's Gifts. It's got an extremely overt Jack Herer aroma full of lemons, anise, and with a hint of mint. So much so when I closed my eyes and took it in there was a strong resemblance to an exotic, effervescent cocktail at some luxurious bar. Did I mention I'm a huge Jack Herer fan? Well I'm also a huge Super Silver Haze fan and it just so happens that - yes, you guessed it - Super Jack is a cross of Super Silver and Jack Herer. A pure sativa ready to jump into your bong and get your day started as early as you want, she's got creative mental energy for long durations. She's also got an extremely uplifting and motivating high that should be exclusively reserved for daytime use. I personally love both strains, and the combo, for my own digestive pain and issues alone, not to mention the plethora of other benefits. It's likely that this batch is greenhouse "light dep" meaning that it's sun grown in a relatively well-controlled environment. One of the benefits of this method is that the "fruits" of these harvests are available sporadically across the year and fresh when other options may be older or unavailable. In this case, the buds are large, dense, sticky, and highly pungent because of the technique and the little time passed since harvest. Of course, the freshness of any Jack or Jack cross makes for that much more delectable of a toke. So hit up DC delivery service Athena's Gifts to grab some of this Super Jack for your own sativa stash today. When you do, don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

This Red Velvet from DC recreational (i-71) delivery crew Heady Club DC is likely the Cookies genetics version which is a cross of Cherry Pie and Burmese Thai that runs slightly sativa dominant at about 55/45. What we like most about it is the funky, skunky, aroma and flavor that also exudes strong floral notes reminiscent of rose petals. 🌹 If you put your nose in the bag it will definitely take you aback at first, but then becomes smooth and silky drawing you to return for a closer whiff. I, for one, really love a pungently skunky batch that runs a smidge sativa, and this has been a real treat. In terms of effects, think euphoria with a layer of gleeful excitement, but not too much energy and certainly no rush of paranoia that can sometimes stem from a stronger sativa. The trichomes are still white and highly abundant signifying lack of oxidation and the high quality of the cultivator, respectively. The buds are, perhaps, slightly more compressed than they would be without the storage methodology used, but it's fair to say that if it hadn't just come from the vac bag the aroma, flavor, and freshness wouldn't be where they are. Don't leave your buds in mylar or crappy jars for too long folks and your buds can be odor-rific (like these) for longer! For a Red Velvet treat of your own just hit up Heady Club DC and setup your delivery today. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!

Here's a really nicely grown, fresh, and mega trich'd out batch of MAC 1 from local-oriented DC recreational (i-71) delivery service LOCAL'd. It's nicely balanced with a 50/50 indica to sativa stance and in the bong it's capable of being both a smooth hitter and able to send your mind to the outer edges of the Solar System. What else would you expect from something with a name like Miracle Alien Cookies? 🛸🍪 Originally a cross of Alien Cookies, Colombian, and Starfighter, the MAC 1 version is a backcross of MAC (Miracle Alien Cookies) that's typically a bit beefier than the original. The aroma and flavor of this batch, in particular, are super on-point for the strain and if you're a MAC or MAC 1 fan, it's one you definitely shouldn't miss. Many times I'll get a MAC sample and it will look great, but its nose will be weak. That is certainly not the case here with notes of sour grape and sweet cream aplenty. Spectacularly grown and with a completely epic amount of trichomes coating these buds, you have to give props to the local guy who put some serious TLC into these ladies. Also note the super bright green that becomes paler in some areas seemingly just to contrast with the flecks of purple and aquamarine. She's some eye candy to behold for sure! So hit up DC delivery service LOCAL'd and support local businesses at the same time you grab some of this delectably potent and locally grown MAC 1. Don't forget to tell them Toker's Guide sent you!