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Available through Shmu The Cannaprophet, a Washington, DC marijuana delivery service with a knack for curated menus, this Tickle Burger from Funk House Farm is an indica-dominant hybrid that’s "tickled my fancy" recently. Funk House Farm, a small-batch grower from Bowdoinham, Maine, has a reputation for crafting buds with personality, and Tickle Burger seems like their latest quirky creation. 🪶🍔

Platinum TK is an indica-dominant hybrid from the skilled cultivators at Alt Sol that offers a robust and relaxing experience. Currently...

Lately, I've been finding much joy in mixing tincture into my morning plant-based protein shakes. For me, this practice requires terpenes...

Walking into Takoma Wellness Center, I was ready to dissect this batch of Blueberry Banana as if I was a botanist with a vendetta. My first impression? It's got personality like a quirky uncle who shows up to family gatherings with a Hawaiian shirt and a questionable mustache. Except, this is one funky specimen that you actually do want to smell coming in the front door. And you would too given the Apples & Banana's in the lineage and what it can do for the ol' olfactory sens

Anticipating the sweet allure of Snow Runtz from Washington DC delivery service,  The Gift Givers, I’m eager to savor this hybrid’s charms. Also known as White Runtz, this Gelato and Zkittlez cross has me craving a fruity, creamy burst and a high as comfy as a hammock in the sun. With its knack for relaxation and a joyful head buzz, this strain feels like a vacation packed into a bud, poised to whisk me away to a tropical paradi...

Check out this batch of Cap Junky from Washington DC delivery service, Shmu The Cannaprophet. Their menu is a treasure trove of top-tier buds, and their fair prices and stellar customer service—complete with a 10-day exchange policy—make ordering feel like a VIP hookup. This balanced hybrid, with its sky-high THC and breeder cred from Capulator and Seed Junky Genetics, has me ready for a ride that’s punchier than a barista’s espresso shot. Let’s see if Cap Junky blasts me int

Happy 420 everyone! To help make the most of your holidaze we wanted to present a potent sativa option that and will give you the energy to hit up as many events as possible. That option is this delightfully heady Mazamas Haze #5 from Embers, a Washington DC marijuana dispensary with a chill, friendly vibe that’s been a local staple for years. Now fully medically licensed, Embers feels like a cozy stoner living room, complete with unique hand-blown glass pipes that look like

Check out this latest batch of Ridgeline Lantz! It's currently available from Monko, a Washington DC marijuana dispensary that has redefined cannabis luxury with its elegant decor, handpicked strains, and stellar service. Grown by Alt Sol, this Cookies strain feels like a curious blend of piney wilderness and creamy sweetness, like a forest glade hiding a secret dessert. Monko, fresh from their opulent grand re-opening last weekend, is now fully medical, offering a refined ex

We were recently turned on to an awesome delivery service in DC called Shmu The Cannaprophet. If you're not familiar with them and you're a cannabis connoisseur in DC then you're welcome - you can thank us later. Frankly, my initial thoughts were, "wow look at this menu!" With a very helpful set of abbreviations and a key for understanding them all, it was immediately clear that the Shmu crew were highly knowledgeabl...

Spring has sprung in Washington DC, and Takoma Wellness Center is blooming with a fresh batch of cannabis harvests from Alt Sol and their...

When Lemon Cherry Gelato popped up on The Gift Givers delivery menu, I thought I’d accidentally ordered dessert—does this strain come wit...

Greasy Runtz slid right onto Washington DC delivery service Capital Remedy's menu, and when it did I thought someone had spilled a fry ba...

This batch of Mochi immediately made me think of the dessert—soft, chewy, and probably plotting to ruin my diet. Turns out, it's a hybrid...

If you're looking for a little something special to go with that active weekend you have planned may I suggest checking out this Bruce Ba...

If you've been in the cannabis scene long enough, you’ve definitely heard of Panama Red—even if you’ve never smoked it. Maybe it’s the fo...

Glitter Bomb from DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, is a strain that practically sparkles with anticipation before you even...

This batch of Adios MF immediately sets high expectations with its emphatic name. Available from Capital Remedy marijuana delivery servic...

Every once in a while, you encounter a cannabis strain that hits all the right notes of flavor, aroma, and effects—a strain that feels li...

This batch of Rainbow Runtz immediately caught my eye and sparked my curiosity as soon as I saw it on the menu. But, what kind of rainbow...

When a strain is named Dante’s Inferno, it immediately conjures up images of fiery depths, epic journeys, and maybe even some divine retr...